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Today in Sport - as it happened
[Guardian] (Sport: Sportblog | guardian.co.uk)Discuss the day's big issues, send us your favourite links and follow us on Twitter8.14am: Good morning and welcome to our daily sports news blog. Throughout the day we'll update this page with news, links and what's expected to happen in the hours ahead. Time permitting, we'll try to wade in below the line, answering your questions and comments.We'll let you know what's coming up after our morning meeting shortly. In the meantime, Donald McRae has been talking to Usain Bolt in Jamaica, who beli ...
Discuss the day's big issues, send us your favourite links and follow us on Twitter
8.14am: Good morning and welcome to our daily sports news blog. Throughout the day we'll update this page with news, links and what's expected to happen in the hours ahead. Time permitting, we'll try to wade in below the line, answering your questions and comments.
We'll let you know what's coming up after our morning meeting shortly. In the meantime, Donald McRae has been talking to Usain Bolt in Jamaica, who believes he can run the 100m in 9.4 seconds. Elsewhere Sir Alex Ferguson is in positive mood ahead of Manchester United's Champions League tie with Bayern Munich and Michel Platini has backed the the government's proposals for fan-backed clubs. TB
8.45am: Good news for the New Jersey Nets: their 90-84 win over the San Antonio Spurs last night in the NBA has allowed them to dodge a particularly unwelcome bullet - the tag of worst ever NBA team. Their victory was the tenth of the season, meaning they have bettered the Philadelphia 76ers 1972-73 season record of 9-73. "It's a big relief," said Nets point guard Devin Harris. "Guys really wanted to get this off our back. Nobody wants to be the worst team in history." Well done. Sort of. TB
9.35am: porrig: Our understanding on Ribéry/Robben is that Bayern won't make a decision on their fitness until a few hours before tonight's game. Ribéry though looks more likely to make it than Robben. We'll let you know if we hear any more ... KM
10am Here's what is coming up today:
* Bayern v Man Utd and Lyon v Bordeaux (7.45pm)
* Gianfranco Zola returns from Sardinia
* Championship: Cardiff v Leicester and Watford v Palace
* Rob Halsey returns to refereeing at Accrington v Barnet
* SPL: St Johnstone v Rangers
* David Haye press conference between 7-8pm
* The Miami Masters tennis continuesMeanwhile on the site we will have:
* Live mbm reports on both Champions League games
* Paul Doyle on Lyon v Bordeaux
* Andy Bull's cricket email, The Spin
* Louise Taylor on Millwall
* Lots of Arsenal v Barcelona preview pieces, including Sid Lowe on Cesc Fábregas
* There's also this very popular Iain Dowie gallery11.02am: The sounds coming out of Mark Hughes's camp are that he would be interested in taking over at Celtic. His assistant at both Manchester City and Blackburn, Mark Bowen, has had this to say to the Daily Record:
"Mark has always said it has to be the right vehicle, the right situation .... It seems to be the natural thing at the moment that Mark is linked with any vacant manager's position. His talents are widely recognised and since City we've been waiting for the right opportunity. In that sense, I suppose we were expecting this speculation and it's a pleasant expectation to see that he's been linked with the Celtic post. Mark's credentials are there for all to see."
Also, for anyone wanting to reminisce about United's victory over Bayern in 1999, you might be interested in Paul Wilson's blog on Ferguson's three survivors from that treble-winning season who could feature tonight at the Allianz Arena. KM
11.32am: Marcello Lippi has announced that he will step down as Italy's coach after the World Cup - a decision that has already encouraged speculation that Carlo Ancelotti could be lined up as a replacement should he lose his job at Chelsea. Another in the frame could be Cagliari's Massimiliano Allegri.
Lippi said in today's Gazzetta dello Sport that the Italian football federation president Giancarlo Abete "already knows what I will do after the World Cup", and there are rumours he wants to return to troubled Juventus, a club he has already managed before. TB
12.12pm: Didier Drogba has been given a two-match European ban for his - now traditional - auto-destruct during Chelsea's Champions League exit. The striker was already on a two-year probation after his referee-bating antics after Chelsea's defeat against Barcelona last year and the red card he received this year against Inter means that probation has now been extended. Here's the Uefa statement:
Chelsea FC striker Didier Drogba has been suspended by UEFA's Control and Disciplinary Body for two European club competition matches after being sent off in the UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg against FC Internazionale Milano in London on 16 March.
The suspension applies to the next two club competition matches for which Drogba would be eligible. The player's existing period of probation, which began on 15 July 2009 and was originally intended to run for two years, has also been extended to 15 July 2013. An appeal may be lodged within three days of the sending of the reasoned decision.
TB
12.37pm: Today's Talking Horses is up and running - with today's best bets and the latest on David Reynolds lamping Kieren Fallon.
1.17pm: Couple of pieces of lunchtime news for you: Cesc Fábregas remains a doubt for Arsenal's clash with Barcelona tomorrow after sitting out training earlier. And the FA is looking into Roberto Martínez's outburst last night, when he appeared to accuse referee Stuart Atwell of "lying" following Wigan's defeat to Manchester City. KM
1.37pm: Sir Alex Ferguson warns Bayern Munich that Manchester United are hitting their best form before hailing the recent contributions of Wayne Rooney and Nemanja Vidic ahead of tonight's Champions League quarter-final. TB
1.41pm: The news from Arsenal is that Cesc Fábregas will face a late fitness test before the game against Barcelona. Arsène Wenger confirmed that the midfielder's knee injury would, if the game were tonight, rule him out. Here's what the manager said:
"He did not train this morning and at moment he is not fit to play. We will give him 24 hours more, but I don't know if he will be available. If the game were today, he would not play. If he is not capable to play, I would not take a gamble and put him on the bench."
Meanwhile, in news lower down the divisions, Louise Taylor has filed her blog on the football league - and Millwall could be the side to back for automatic promotion. TB
2.05pm: Amid all the noise about Manchester United facing Bayern Munich, the game between Lyon and Bordeaux has slipped somewhat under the radar. Here's Paul Doyle on why both teams will be desperate to win - but will know defeat might hasten the end of an era. TB
2.15pm: If it's pictures of sporting things that have happened in the last 24 hours that you want, then click here and watch as your entire computer screen magically fills with just such images. TB
2.28pm: Andy Bull's weekly cricket round-up, The Spin, points its steely gaze at Pakistan and their startling decision to suspend Shoaib Malik, Mohammad Yousuf and Younis Khan, then asks WTF. TB
3.09pm: If you've ever wondered who would win in a fight between Diego Maradona and a dog then the answer has finally been revealed. It is the dog. Read here how Maradona has undergone surgery after being attacked by one of his canine companions. If it is clashes of a different kind you are interested in then read David Pleat's guide to the key head-to-head battles in tonight's game between Bayern Munich and Manchester United. EF
4.08pm: As many of you have mentioned below the line, rumours have been swirling around the airwaves and internet this afternoon that Martin O'Neill had quit as Aston Villa manager. Not so according to sources at the club, who while refusing to comment officially, have dismissed the speculation as "pure nonsense." As far as we understand, it looks like it stemmed from a Twitter hoax, though if we hear any more we'll let you know. KM
4.28pm: Jens Lehmann has announced that this season will be his last. Following consultations with his family he will retire in May. Presumably his family are looking forward to having him asround the house a bit more starting arguments over nothing and making outrageous comments. EF
5.00pm: That's all for today's folks. We'll be back tomorrow morning about 9am, but in the meantime why not occupy yourselves with today's Fiver. If it takes you less that 16 hours to read you can always enjoy the minute-by-minutes of both Bayern Munich v Manchester United and Lyon v Bordeaux which are coming up at 7pm. Thanks for all your comments. EF
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Blood and Oil and Panorama: Passports to Kill | TV review
[Guardian] (Television & radio: Last night's TV | guardian.co.uk)Slick, relevant and pacy, Blood and Oil is that rare thing – an utterly thrilling thriller, says Sam WollastonI'm not sure the Nigerian Tourist Board had much to do with the political thriller Blood and Oil (BBC2). It looks like a terrifying country. Foreign oil-workers live in gated, air-conditioned compounds and are ferried around in 4x4s with police escorts. Their companies, meanwhile, drain the Niger Delta of oil, while being fiercely resisted by militant groups such as Mend. Corruptio ...
Slick, relevant and pacy, Blood and Oil is that rare thing – an utterly thrilling thriller, says Sam Wollaston
I'm not sure the Nigerian Tourist Board had much to do with the political thriller Blood and Oil (BBC2). It looks like a terrifying country. Foreign oil-workers live in gated, air-conditioned compounds and are ferried around in 4x4s with police escorts. Their companies, meanwhile, drain the Niger Delta of oil, while being fiercely resisted by militant groups such as Mend. Corruption runs so deep, it's part of the national fabric: everyone, from the government down, takes a cut – except that, when it reaches the man and woman on the street, there's nothing left. And scary-looking guys in suits with sunglasses and guns hang around on every corner – even in hotel corridors – looking menacing. Hmmm, Wales again this year, I think.
A British electronics worker is called out to fix something. It's a trap, though: Mend show up in their canoes, bullets fly. The Brit and a couple of other foreigners are taken hostage. No matter, it happens all the time, the company will pay the ransom, they'll be released. The Brit's wife, played by Jodhi May, flies out, along with Naomie Harris as a PR executive for the oil company.
May is very good at being hysterical, which she is throughout. Well, it's not surprising; her husband's been kidnapped in the middle of Africa. Then, when she goes along for the happy reunion, he's unable to throw his arms around her, on account of being dead. Hanging like a weasel left by a gamekeeper as a warning to other weasels. Oops, that wasn't meant to happen.
And Harris is very good at being in the shower, which she is often. Well, twice, but that's twice more than anyone else. Get the pretty lady's kit off. To be honest, I'm finding it hard to disapprove, but at least I know I should. Boo. And when she gets her kit on, sometimes it's the wrong kit. When she goes along, by boat, to the hostage-handover-turned-hanging-husband episode in the delta, she's wearing an immaculate, crisp white trouser suit. Somehow, in spite of the unfortunate events that unfold, it remains unstained by either blood or oil.
Who cares, though? She's wonderful. And she does an excellent comedy Nigerian accent, which she's allowed to because her character's father is a Nigerian immigrant to Britain, and she's imitating him, in a fond, daughterly way. Less easy for the rest of us to get away with; probably best not even to try. Stick to Welsh (and then only with caution).
Guy Hibbert's drama grabs you by the cojones and drags you along at 100mph. The tension leading up to the discovery of the dead husband is almost unbearable. A river bend is slowly rounded, distant figures come in to view, it becomes clear they're not standing but hanging, then comes May's horror as she realises who one of them is. It leaves your stomach in knots. It's also contemporary, relevant, slick, and utterly thrilling. No bad thing in a thriller. Can't wait for part two tonight.
CCTV – normally a way of solving crime or an affront to civil liberties, depending on your point of view – gets a whole new purpose in Panorama: Passports to Kill (BBC1). It becomes a window on to Mossad. We're in Dubai, for the killing of Hamas military commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh earlier this year. Once Dubai police established that he hadn't died of natural causes in his hotel room, but had been injected with a muscle relaxant before being suffocated with a pillow, they were able to piece together the events leading up to the murder, using footage from cameras around the city.
It's extraordinary to watch it all: the staggered arrivals of the assassination team at the airport; meetings; the hotel being staked out; even the moment a tourist almost disrupts it all. Sometimes it's almost comedic – as when a suspect goes to the loo and comes out wearing different clothes and a wig. Is this really Mossad? Or Clouseau?
It must have been an incredible task, going through the footage of so many cameras, to piece it all together. And a job that's only really of use in documenting the event, rather than in bringing anyone to justice. Because the other thing that everyone seems sure of, apart from the fact that it was Israeli intelligence agents whodunnit, is that none of the assassins will ever be caught. Oh well, at least one Israeli diplomat was expelled from London, in response to the passport cloning. Maybe he got sent to Nigeria.
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The Cafe "Hearts" Yan Photography!
[Weddings] (The Bride's Cafe Blog)I'm so excited to have the awesome wife and husband team, Diana and Martin of Yan Photography stop by the cafe..their work is beyond gorgeous.ALWAYS "picture perfect"I love their style and I'm happy to share their work with you.this is Yan Photography's first visit at the cafeso, let's make them feel right at home.Diana sent over the images of the cutest couple, Kelsey & Parkerwhat a fun session..Enjoy! Diana and Martinthanks SO much for stopping by today and shar ...
I'm so excited to have the awesome wife and husband team, Diana and Martin of Yan Photography stop by the cafe.....their work is beyond gorgeous....ALWAYS "picture perfect"...I love their style and I'm happy to share their work with you....this is Yan Photography's first visit at the cafe...so, let's make them feel right at home....Diana sent over the images of the cutest couple, Kelsey & Parker...what a fun session.....Enjoy!
Diana and Martin...thanks SO much for stopping by today and sharing your beautiful work with us...we look forward to your next visit.....guys, make certain you head over to Yan Photography's blog site to see so much more of their gorgeous work!
Check back a little later for more beautiful inspiration at the cafe....xoxo
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Jill & Matt's Engagement Session
[Weddings] (The Bride's Cafe Blog)Welcome back to the afternoon feature at the cafe..Meet Jill & Matt.they are such a cute couple and their engagment session is truly adorable.I love it..and I hope you will to..capturing all the fun of their "e-session is the oh-so-talented and beautifu, Erica Velasco of Vision Photographs! Erica's work is always so beautiful and it's always fun to have her stop by the cafe..let's check out all the magic of Jill & Matt's fun day..Enjoy! Don't you just love this image of Jills ...
Welcome back to the afternoon feature at the cafe.....Meet Jill & Matt....they are such a cute couple and their engagment session is truly adorable....I love it.....and I hope you will to.....capturing all the fun of their "e-session is the oh-so-talented and beautifu, Erica Velasco of Vision Photographs! Erica's work is always so beautiful and it's always fun to have her stop by the cafe.....let's check out all the magic of Jill & Matt's fun day.....Enjoy!
Don't you just love this image of Jill...she is SO beautiful!
Matt has on the coolest socks and Jill has on some "killer" shoes...I love this image...too cute!
Thanks SO much for stopping by Erica....your work is simply beautiful....guys, make certain you head over to Vision Photography's blog site to see more of Erica's beautiful work and to Jill & Matt...we look forward to seeing your gorgeous wedding story.....xoxo
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Designer Handbag Sample Sales – Kors, Chanel, Gustto, Fendi and more!
[Bags] (Bag Bliss)At this moment there are a few handbag sample sales going on, that you’re not going to want to pass. So take a break from whatever your doing and check out the savings. Keep in mind that these are “sample sale” bags, so they’re not going to be available for much longer. Bags by Michael Kors, ...

At this moment there are a few handbag sample sales going on, that you’re not going to want to pass. So take a break from whatever your doing and check out the savings. Keep in mind that these are “sample sale” bags, so they’re not going to be available for much longer.Bags by Michael Kors, Chanel, Gustto, Fendi, Costume National and more!

Chanel Bags – oohilove
Only at oohilove can you score an authentic Chanel handbag for under $5.Only 2 hours left and the “Chanel Wallet with Chain” purse is currently at only $3!!!! madness!

Michael Kors Shoulder Bag – RueLaLa
I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a Michael Kors bag that I didn’t like. His designs are so simple and clean, perfect for the everyday girl.And amazing news, right now over at the Rue there’s a sample sale in progress. My favorite – the bag pictured above is just amazing. The soft beige-pink-ish color with gold hardware is so in right now for spring/summer. Available for only $179 – which is a fraction of the $448 price tag.

Betseyville Be Mine Travel – Ideeli
If you’re not into boring cosmetic cases, then you’re going to love Betsey’s “Be Mine” 3 piece pouch set. It’s made from a heart print nylon – what all cosmetic cases should be made from, because it allows for cleaning to be a breeze.This would make a cute little travel cosmetic case. And you can’t beat the $22 price anywhere else online. (regularly retails for $50)

Gail DeLoach Summer Clutches – Gilt Groupe
Over in the “Gift” section of Gilt Groupe you’re going to find such a huge selection of adorable summer clutches. Amazing pieces by designer Gail DeLoach that can be found marked for 50%+ off retail.Both the clutches pictured above are priced at $129 each and regularly retail in the $260 range – The Coral Silk Clutch comes dressed in a purple silk dress with gold lacquered wood branch detailing, and the Eva rectangular clutch comes in a Rattan wicker body with crocodile embossed patent leather on sides and a Palm tree detail plopped on the front.
Now I just can’t decide which of the two that I want..

Fendi Zucca Floral Handbag – Beyond the Rack
Total killer deal on Fendi handbags happening now over at Beyond the Rack. For a limited time over at the Rack you’ll find Fendi (as well as Jil Sander) handbags for 50%+ off – beyond amazing deal!I’m totally in love with the Fendi beauty pictured above. It’s dressed in the classic black Zucca print but with a splash of orange-red-pink-ish floral print. So gorgeous.
Going for $439 – originally priced at $675.

Costume National Distressed Satchel – Gilt Groupe
I was trying to just feature one bag from each sample sale site, but I couldn’t resist telling you guys about the Costume National sale. Also, not only will you find handbags at the sale, but there’s so many clothing pieces and attention stealing shoes.My favorite bag pick from the sale is the Distressed Satchel. On sale for $679 – originally retails for $1,600 – a steal! I love this bag because the ring-around handles and design would really stand out in the sea of handbags.

Clara Kasavina Jenny Clutch – HauteLook
Whenever the warmer season rolls around I get a weird craving for bright neon accessories. Jenny by Clara Kasavina satisfies those cravings, and beautifully I must add.. and call me crazy, but I love the eel skin. The texture is definitely not for everyone – from people I’ve asked in the past, I would say that the vote is divided down the middle. Pro of eel skin is that it’s such a durable material and will last forever.The Jenny is pretty dazzling. The purse features a classic metal frame with Swarovski crystals along each side, and is topped off with a couple jumbo sized crystals.
Find it at HL for only $275!! Everywhere else, this cutie retails for $500.

Heys USA Luggage – RowNine
It’s the traveling season! Check out the Hey Luggage sale, going on now over at RowNine. Find carry-ons and the classic super durable, expandable, and TSA approved lockable suitcases for 51% off retailThe sleek suitcases featuring 100% polycarbonate frameless construction, a dual spinner wheel system that provides ultra-smooth and effortless movement and a modern aluminum telescopic handle. The suitcases are even expandable, for up to 25% of additional packing capacity. Also features a built in TSA-approved locking system.

Gustto Handbags – Enviius
Enviius is throwing a Gustto handbag event! The sample sale started today and will end Sunday March 28th, or whenever the bags sell out – whichever comes first.
There you’ll find a small selection of Gustto handbags, like the Andrea embossed floral Bag ($399 / reg $800), Roma City tote in Navy ($235 / reg $470) and the summer-chic Roma in creamy beige ($255 / reg $510)Happy sample saling!
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Phoenix Suns Practice Report: Lopez Sits Again and Coach Mike's Return
[NBA Basketball] (Bright Side Of The Sun)More photos » Jim Prisching - AP I wonder if Coach D'Antoni misses coaching the Suns. Methinks he does. (AP Photo/Jim Prisching) Browse more photos » With the return of Mike D'Antoni's New York Knicks coming to town and the playoffs just on the horizon, today's practice was a bit more intense than usual. Practice ran about thirty minutes later than it normally ...
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I wonder if Coach D'Antoni misses coaching the Suns. Methinks he does. (AP Photo/Jim Prisching)
With the return of Mike D'Antoni's New York Knicks coming to town and the playoffs just on the horizon, today's practice was a bit more intense than usual. Practice ran about thirty minutes later than it normally does, so you knew Gentry was pushing them. However, once we got in and were watching the end of practice, it was clear that the guys were still very lighthearted and having a good time. A few notable things from practice:
- Robin Lopez sat out for practice again. When asked about Robin's status, Coach Gentry said, "He's doing well. He had a little tweak in the back, so we just had him sit out today. I think he'll be fine to go tomorrow, but we just didn't want to risk anything. Had a really good practice today, a really good, hard practice, so I was happy with the way we practiced, but I didn't see any reason to put him out there and risk anything." I think at this point, it's safe to say he's questionable, leaning toward the "hopeful" side for tomorrow's game.
- Earl Clark got some pretty good run during practice and looked pretty good. At one point during one of the scrimmages, Gentry stopped the play because Clark was where LB was supposed to be and vice versa. Aside from that, he was looking loose and comfortable out there, even if he doesn't show a lot of emotion and kind of looks a little lost.
- Barbosa's shooting touch was back. He was hitting shots from all over the floor, driving toward the rim and making plays in the paint, and though he looked like he was shying away from contact on his right wrist, he was still being the LB we know.
- It's still unsure as to what LB's role is going to be on the team once he fully recuperates. Gentry had a lot of good things to say about him, but still remained unsure: "I think he's beginning to get his legs under him again and feel a little more confident on getting hit on that hand, driving into the basket, and becoming the guy that he was. Obviously, we've got to find a way to get him more time on the floor, and we'll try to do that in the next five, six games and see where he is for when the playoffs start.
- I think he's fine, all he wants to do is win. He understands that we feel like he's a really important part that's got to be worked back into the system. That'll get done, I'm not worried about that. We'll find a way to get that done."
At the end of practice today, the Suns ran two scrimmages with a 6:00 game clock. The team ahead at the end of "regulation", well, they were the winners. As far as I could tell, there was no incentive for who won or lost. Or maybe it was a win-win situation, because everyone is still on an NBA team. I'd consider that a win in my books. Here were the teams:
Black: Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire, Grant Hill, Channing Frye, Leandro Barbosa, Jason Richardson, Jarron Collins
White: Goran Dragic, Leandro Barbosa, Jared Dudley, Lou Amundson, Earl Clark, Taylor Griffin, Robin Lopez (DNP)
For the first scrimmage, the black team was down by 3 with 1.1 seconds left on the clock. Coach Gentry drew up a play that was obviously intended for Nash to get a 3 at the top of the arc, but Lou broke it up. Somehow, instead of time winding off the clock, the clock was back at 1.4. I don't think anyone really cared. They finally get the ball inbounds to Nash, Dudley closes out on him, and his shot clangs off the back of the rim. Game over.
For the second scrimmage, Coach Gentry was having each team run a play called something involving the words "double fists" when they brought the ball up the court. The white team led for almost the whole game, with LB hitting two threes to start the game and getting a nice drive and dish to Lou for the finish. Amare and Nash then start hooking up for some easy points, and with around 8 seconds left on the clock, the black team is down three. They inbound the ball to JRich, swing it to Frye, who then swings it to a wide open Steve Nash. Boom. Game tied with 1.8 seconds left.
The white team then draws up a play with Coach Gentry, and before the play starts, Grant Hill yelled "Watch out for a Dudley lob!" Everyone laughed. The white team then inbounds the ball to Dragic, who hands it off to Dudley, who I believe was supposed to hand it back off to Goran. The pass back to Goran was fumbled, and time expired, but Gentry and Dan Majerle called a (ghost) foul on Jason Richardson that put Goran at the line. He hit the free throw, but Jared Dudley came swooping in and faked like he jammed it home, and everyone called offensive basket interference as Dudley ran down the sidelines giving high fives. They said the basket didn't count, but it didn't matter. They gathered up at half court, had a few words, and ended with a "1, 2, 3...SUNS".
The Return of the D'Antoni and His Knicks
A lot of the questions today were revolving around Mike D'Antoni's return to the desert (as it always was, and probably will be for the next few years). There were a lot of questions about Gentry's style vs. D'Antoni's style, if the Suns could better prepare defensively for the Knicks due to the style similarities and vice versa, etc. So, here are some of the notable quotes from today:
Steve Nash
When asked if the Suns could do things defensively to disrupt the Knicks, due to the similarities of the systems and the fact that he played with D'Antoni for so long:
Well, I think that's overblown. No matter how well you know something, there are always ways to read, react and counter, so I don't think that's a big factor.
On whether or not the team would have to key in on Gallinari and Douglas, who essentially won the Knicks the game against Denver:
Well, we have to really play well as a unit, defensively. If we stick to our game plan, and we play with energy and intelligence, we feel like we can beat anybody. But, if we don't do that, we can get beat by anybody. New York has got a bunch of guys who are capable, as they proved when we played them in the Garden.
More on Alvin's system vs. D'Antoni's system:
Alvin's a confident guy, and he doesn't need to be insecure about it. He liked the way we played under Mike and he wants us to keep playing that way. He's got the confidence enough to admit that, and I think that shows the sign of a good coach. He doesn't have to claim that he's reinvented the wheel. I mean, the personnel is different, so you can't do some of the same things with different people, but I think he's found a nice balance. It's really suiting us.
On the general state of the Knicks:
They're a real dangerous team because they have the capability of beating anyone. They're playing so loose right now that you've got to do a good job, and they just kind of mess with the game, and do a lot of things that aren't conventional, but you've got to be able to handle all of that stuff.
His take on his system vs. D'Antoni's system and what he's taken from Mike:
Just the style of play that we have now. I mean, he's the one that kind of initiated this whole thing here, and as long as we have Steve Nash and Amare and guys like that in the program, we'll continue to play that way. It's what we've had the most success with. We took about 80 or 90% of it and we added a couple things here and there, but for the most part, it's what we've been doing here for the last 5 or 6 years.
When asked what the other 10% he's added is:
Well, we run a lot more continuity stuff, some stuff we didn't have when Mike was here. You know, just to give us a little more ball movement and stuff like that, trying to relieve some of the pressure on Steve, the guy making the play every single time. We did that to help Steve more than anything else. And then, you know, we try to do a couple of things defensively a little differently. We try to simplify everything and see if we can be consistent on what we do on that end, but other than that, we play just like we played 5 years ago.
Grant Hill
On Amare's continued domination:
We all get excited and enjoy going to Amare. We played Portland the other day, and in the 3rd and 4th quarter, they were really doing a good job of trying to prevent him from getting the ball. They were double teaming him, and just making it really difficult. But it was like, every time he got the ball, we were excited, 'cause we knew we were going to score or get the foul. So it was almost like, 'Let's get him the ball!' And no one was like, 'What about me?' or 'What about my shots?'. It was just just what was working and what they were having a difficult time stopping, so we went with it, and he came through like he's been doing. So that's kind of the mindset of the team.
On the playoff picture and who he'd like to see the Suns matched up with:
I would say Minnesota, but we've got to play them, so I don't want to get them mad. Or Golden State, but...they're tough. (Laughs) But you know, we're not thinking about that. We're just thinking about getting better, continuing to play well, and trying to get home court. So, until we have that star next to our name and we're locked up, but it's a lot of work to do. So that's our mindset. Alvin's kind of emphasized that it's not about anybody else. Last year, we were all 'We hope this team loses' or 'We hope that team does this', but what we really realized from that was hey, let's just focus on us. We control our destiny, so forget about all that and take care of business and whatever happens, happens.
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Stinkface Chronicles: Amar'e-geddon -- NBA FanHouse
Why hasn't anyone else used Amar'e-geddon yet? That's just awesome.
NBA Power Rankings (March 24): Cavs, Lakers Riding Hot Streaks | Bleacher Report
The Suns made the jump from 11th to 5th in this week's Power Rankings. "Phoenix is surging, and are just two games behind the Nuggets and Mavericks for the No. 2 seed in the West. Amar'e Stoudemire has been going off during the Suns' five-game winning streak, averaging 32 points and 9 rebounds on ridiculous 52-78 shooting." 'Nuff said.
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Analyzing Free Agency Options in Regards to the Kings
[NBA Basketball, Sacramento, CA] (Sactown Royalty)Tom linked to it earlier today, but Kevin Pelton over at Basketball Prostpectus had a great article on the options for a team that wasn't able to land one of LeBron, Wade or Bosh this season. I know that as much as we as fans love to think about the possibility of one of those three possibly wearing a Sacramento Kings uniform next season, the rational part of us tells us that its very, very unlikely that we manage to sign one of them. So then, what are our other options? According to Pelton: Op ...
Tom linked to it earlier today, but Kevin Pelton over at Basketball Prostpectus had a great article on the options for a team that wasn't able to land one of LeBron, Wade or Bosh this season. I know that as much as we as fans love to think about the possibility of one of those three possibly wearing a Sacramento Kings uniform next season, the rational part of us tells us that its very, very unlikely that we manage to sign one of them. So then, what are our other options?
According to Pelton:
Option 1: Signing Cheaper Free Agents
Option 2: Trade Using Cap Space
Option 3: Patience
Option 1: Signing Cheaper Free-Agents
Now there are a few tiers of free agents that could be available this summer. The first tier is obviously LeBron/Wade/Bosh. Now this is a little subjective, but here are my next 3 tiers:
Tier 2: Joe Johnson (UFA), Amar'e Stoudemire (UFA), Manu Ginobili (UFA), David Lee (UFA), Rudy Gay (RFA), Carlos Boozer (UFA). Additionally, Nowitzki and Paul Pierce can become UFA if they exercise their Early Termination Clauses, but we will ignore them for now, because they likely won't.
Tier 3: Tyrus Thomas (RFA), Nate Robinson (UFA), Raymond Felton (UFA), Ronnie Brewer (RFA), Ray Allen (UFA), Brendan Haywood (UFA), Will Bynum (RFA), Anthony Morrow (RFA), Kyle Lowry (RFA), Luis Scola (RFA), Drew Gooden (UFA), Jermaine O'Neal (UFA), Luke Ridnour (UFA), Al Harrington (UFA), J.J. Reddick (RFA), Marcus Camby (UFA), Roger Mason (UFA), Randy Foye (RFA), Josh Howard (UFA), Mike Miller (UFA)
Tier 4: Everyone else
Now if you look at Tier 2 (the best players available) a young team like the Kings probably doesn't want to sign Manu, who will be 33 next season. Joe Johnson could fulfill the extra scorer the Kings need, but he seems to be on the downside of his career. David Lee is intriguing because of his ability to score, pass and rebound, although his defense isn't anything special. Amar'e can score with the best, isn't the greatest rebounder, and rarely plays defense. He also has a bad injury history. Boozer has been playing phenomenal as of late, is an excellent rebounder and scorer, as well as a better defender than Amar'e or Lee, but he likely doesn't want to join a young team like the Kings. Rudy Gay is intriguing because of his athleticism and potential, and because he's still young (24 next year), but a team would likely have to overpay to get him, as he's a RFA.
Tier 3 is where it gets a bit more interesting. This tier has some young players with potential (Tyrus Thomas, Ronnie Brewer, Anthony Morrow), as well as veterans who have done well in this league (Luis Scola, Brendan Haywood, Josh Howard). The Kings biggest needs at the moment are defense, rebounding, and another guard that can handle the ball. The draft could solve one or two of these problems, but it can't solve all. Luke Ridnour is an intriguing option to me as a 3rd guard, as he can shoot the ball very well and get his teammates involved while taking care of the ball. I've explained what I like about Tyrus Thomas before so I won't repeat myself on that front. Morrow is probably the best shooter in the league, although he needs to work on creating his own shot and playing defense. As for the veterans, most would likely want to sign with better teams, closer to or already contending, but if any were able to be swayed to join the Kings, I would go after Brendan Haywood, who would provide a presence in the middle and give us consistency where we need it most. Other options like Kyle Lowry and Luis Scola could be good fits for Sacramento, but their restricted status complicates things.
Option 2: Trade using Cap Space
Memphis was a prime example of this strategy last year, grabbing Zach Randolph and his huge contract, and it has worked out very well for them. Okhlahoma City uses this strategy to a smaller extent, preferring to stay away from big contracts like Randolph unless they're expiring, and nabbing young players as a reward for helping other teams avoid the luxury tax (Eric Maynor).
The Kings have plenty of space to do both, so let's take a look at teams with big contracts that might want to shed them for relief:
Charlotte Bobcats: Tyson Chandler ($12.6 million left, expires next year)
Chicago Bulls: Luol Deng ($51.4 million left, expires after 2013/14)
Detroit Pistons: Rip Hamilton ($37.5 million left, but last year of 2012/13 unguaranteed), Tayshaun Prince ($11.2 million left, expires next year)
Golden State Warriors: Monta Ellis ($44 million left, expires after 2013/14), Andris Biedrins ($36 million left, expires after 2013/14), Corey Maggete ($21.8 million left, expires after 2012/13)
Indiana Pacers: Troy Murphy ($12 million left, expires next year), Mike Dunleavy ($10.6 million left, expires next year)
Los Angeles Clippers: Donald Sterling would trade anyone for anyone for less money. Sort of joking, but not really.
Milwaukee Bucks: Michael Redd ($18.3 million left, expires next year)
New Orleans Hornets: Peja Stojakovic ($14.3 million left, expires next year), James Posey ($13.5 million left, expires 2011/12), Emeka Okafor ($53.1 million left, expires after 2013/14)
New York Knicks: Eddy Curry ($11.3 million left, expires next year),
Orlando Magic: Rashard Lewis ($63.4 million left, but last year of 2012/13 unguaranteed), Vince Carter ($36.4 million left, but last year of 2011/12 unguaranteed), Marcin Gortat ($28.1 million left, expires after 2013/14)
Philadelphia 76ers: Elton Brand ($51.2 million left, expires after 2012/13), Andre Iguodala ($56.4 million left, expires after 2013/14), Samuel Dalembert ($12.9 million left, expires next year)
Phoenix Suns: Jason Richardson ($14.4 million left, expires next year), Leandro Barbosa ($14.7million left, expires after 2011/12)
San Antonio Spurs: Richard Jefferson ($15.2 million left, expires next year)
Toronto Raptors: Hedo Turkoglu ($43.8 million left, expires after 2013/14), Jose Calderon ($29.4 million, expires after 2012/13)
Utah Jazz: Andrei Kirilenko ($17.8 million left, expires after next year)
Washington Wizards: Gilbert Arenas ($80.1 million left, expires after 2013/14)
Now the one thing to remember when you want to focus on taking back big contracts is the new CBA that will likely come into effect after next year. So big contracts that last a bit longer than that, you should probably stay away from. The biggest stay-the-hell-away-from contracts are Gilbert Arenas, Elton Brand, and Hedo Turkoglu. My personal opinion as to which players the Kings might trade for are Andrei Kirilenko (who the Jazz might try to trade in order to re-sign Boozer), Marcin Gortat (a likely starter on most teams with a reasonable contract), and Samuel Dalembert (elite rebounder and defender).
It also could be worth it to see about taking a big contract like Michael Redd's and seeing if you could get a young player or picks in return. The Kings obviously might not think thats worth 18 million dollars, but we'll see.
Option 3: Patience
Pelton's 3rd option is to be patient and roll over your cap space for 2011. The Kings could afford to do this because they're so young and have so many guys on rookie contracts. This is what the Thunder have been doing for the last couple years.
Some of the names in 2011 include Al Horford (RFA), Paul Pierce (UFA), Joakim Noah (RFA), Caron Butler (UFA), Carmelo Anthony (if he doesn't sign extension and exercises his ETO), Aaron Brooks (RFA), Shane Battier (UFA), Mike Conley (RFA), Marc Gasol (RFA), Zach Randolph (UFA), Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (RFA), Marcus Thornton (RFA), Wilson Chandler (RFA), Kevin Durant (RFA), Jeff Green (RFA), Thaddeus Young (RFA), Greg Oden (RFA), Tony Parker (UFA), and the players I mentioned above as expiring next year.
So the Kings have a lot of options when it comes to this free agency, and the final decision on what they do will be critical for this Franchise's future.
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Miami: Andy Murray's 24. March Interview
[Tennis] (Great Tennis Photos)Q. What would your considered thought be after an elapsed period of time after Indian Wells? How do you feel that the intervening period has gone for you? ANDY MURRAY: Well, I mean obviously I would have liked to have done a bit better at Indian Wells. But, you know, it was you know, I wasn't going in I guess expecting to win the tournament. I think, you know, I've got to kind of look forward to this week. Had a good chat with Miles and Alex after I finished there about what I want ...
Q. What would your considered thought be after an elapsed period of time after Indian Wells? How do you feel that the intervening period has gone for you?
ANDY MURRAY: Well, I mean obviously I would have liked to have done a bit better at Indian Wells. But, you know, it was you know, I wasn't going in I guess expecting to win the tournament.
I think, you know, I've got to kind of look forward to this week. Had a good chat with Miles and Alex after I finished there about what I wanted to do, you know, in the week that I had to get ready, you know, and what my goals and stuff were for this week.
I feel good.
Q. Do you feel like this is like a home court for you, considering what you did here last year?
ANDY MURRAY: Um, no, I mean, the whole feel of the tournament is nice for me, because I live like eight, ten minutes away. Don't live here, but spend a lot of time here training and stuff, and I practiced here in December.
So, you know, I've played a lot on the courts, so it just, you know, feels it doesn't take me that long to get used to the conditions and stuff because I spend so much time here.
But in terms of it being a home court, not necessarily. You know, I have not played here too many years, and last year was obviously the best I played. Hopefully I can do well again this year.
Q. Is the court worth a few points to you?
ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, I think so, yeah. I mean, I think you know, it does make a difference if you, you know, practice at the place where you're gonna be playing.
It just you know, it's a little bit, like I say, just I don't know if you train in the same you know, if you train in the same gym and lift the same weights all the time, and then you if you go to a different gym, even though the weights say the same, they always feel a little bit heavier, a little bit different.
Always takes you a little bit to get used to it psychologically maybe.
Q. Has anybody asked you about your take on what happened in Parliament yesterday?
ANDY MURRAY: In what?
Q. The question of tennis in the UK was brought up in Parliament.
ANDY MURRAY: Oh, okay. No, I haven't spoken to anyone about it. I heard it was gonna happen, but I didn't hear what happened.
Q. Do you think it's in any sort of crisis, or is that not so?
ANDY MURRAY: Um, I mean, that's a difficult one. I think on the men's side things have been going well, you could say, you know, in terms of the results that we've been having, and obviously the level that we're in in Davis Cup and whatnot.
On the women's side, it's actually way better than it has been in quite a few years. So the women's side, I think, is doing good; could be better always.
But the men's side, yeah, needs to get way, way better, you know. Because I think the amount of money that's invested and spent in the game we, as a nation, deserve better results.
Q. At Indian Wells, did you sort of feel like you were waking up at the end of the match, or a couple more points you might have won?
ANDY MURRAY: I nearly managed to turn it around. It just, yeah, wasn't a great match up until that point from my side. And then, yeah, just about I had kind of had the momentum with me going into a tiebreak.
You know, I just wasn't playing well enough to win it, and Robin was hitting a big ball and serving good.
You know, I didn't really help myself out too much. Made a few mistakes in the tiebreak that I shouldn't have. Yeah, I almost managed to turn it around, so hopefully I can kind of play like I was till the last few games of that match here.
Q. You mentioned your base of your training maybe gives you an edge playing here. How about for the rest of the field, do you feel it gives you an edge training in Miami?
ANDY MURRAY: Training here, I mean a lot of the players train in hot climates. Unfortunately, the weather where we're from isn't particularly good.
So I think it does make a difference if you are from a country where the weather is cold. It's good to get out in hot, humid conditions. Like after Wimbledon I come out here and train and it's pretty brutal weather.
If you can get used to playing in that heat, most places feel relatively easy. So that definitely helps me.
But whether it gives it...
Q. Will you do another training block in the summer here before the hardcourt season?
ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Q. You said that you've spoke to Miles about change of emphasis in your game. Is that how you phrased that?
ANDY MURRAY: No, not change of emphasis, just, you know, we talked about what happened in Indian Wells and what I need to do to get better and what to do to get ready for here.
You know, it wasn't changing the way I was trying to play or whatever. I was just making sure I go in with a clear mind of what I want to do, you know, not only in the match but in the tournament that I'm playing in.
You know, that should help me. But Alex was there, as well. It was good for me, and, you know, hopefully it will help this week.
Q. Did you know that your name was bandied around quite a bit in a critical fashion for not playing in the Davis Cup in Lithuania?
ANDY MURRAY: Yeah.
Q. And John Lloyd was one who mentioned it, and others. Could you tell us your take on that?
ANDY MURRAY: I mean, I can I understand, I guess, to a certain extent that, you know, everyone would, you know, like me to play in the Davis Cup, because obviously we've got a better chance of winning.
You know, I mean, it's kind of difficult. But like the last, you know, last tie I played in Davis Cup, you know, I was injured. I played through the match when I was injured, and it set me back probably double the amount of time that it would have done if I hadn't played.
You know, you don't you know, no one kind of talks about that side when you're playing through matches when you're hurt, and then, you know, sets you back from you drop ranking points. You know, you don't have the opportunity to win tournaments.
You know, I need to make a decision what's best, you know, not only just for the team but also my own career as well.
You know, you hear football managers and stuff all of the time get annoyed when their players get injured playing for their countries. You know, it's just one of those things where you have to weigh what's best for your career.
I don't see, you know, John, you know, coming out and having a go at Federer or Rafa or Roddick, you know, Del Potro or whoever, the guys that, you know, don't play Davis Cup all of the time, either.
I think there needs to be a bit of perspective there that it's just not me missing the Davis Cup tie. There are some guys that play very, very few matches that are a lot better players than me.
Q. On a lighter note, as the field continues to expand with international players, do you sometimes need a pronunciation guide to even know the guys that you may be facing, or heard of? They may be obscure names.
ANDY MURRAY: Well, I mean, I follow tennis pretty well, so I know most of the guys and know kind of who's going through.
To me, I think it's something that makes tennis pretty cool in that in a draw you can have, you know, whatever there is, 96 players or something here, and you can have 70 some different countries being represented.
I think it's good for sport, and I think that's why tennis will always do well, because you have people interested from all over the world.
Q. Would you like to consider playing a tournament in South America in the future?
ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, I actually just got asked that. I was doing an interview out there. I played there as a junior. I played five tournaments there in the, I think it was the COSAT, the ITF tournaments. Actually, I really, really enjoyed it.
Yeah, it would be nice to go back. I've never been to Argentina or Brazil before, and I would like to go there sometime.
(via Sony Ericsson Open, photo/Getty Images)
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Puck Daddy chats with WWE star Chris Jericho about his NHL dad, WrestleMania and hockey/wrestling connections
[Hockey] (Puck Daddy - NHL - Yahoo! Sports)Chris Jericho is the WWE's World Heavyweight Champion -- at running his mouth. Sure, he's a great in-ring performer, but Jericho does some of his best work on the mic, where he cuts down opponents with some of the best heel promos since the heyday of The Rock. In NHL terms, the 5-foot, 10-inch Jericho is a chirper and a grinder -- much like his father, former NHL left-winger Ted Irvine. Dubbed the Baby-Faced Assassin when he played for the Los Angeles Kings (1967-70), Irvine was a tough, hard- ...
Chris Jericho is the WWE's World Heavyweight Champion -- at running his mouth.
Sure, he's a great in-ring performer, but Jericho does some of his best work on the mic, where he cuts down opponents with some of the best heel promos since the heyday of The Rock.
In NHL terms, the 5-foot, 10-inch Jericho is a chirper and a grinder -- much like his father, former NHL left-winger Ted Irvine. Dubbed the Baby-Faced Assassin when he played for the Los Angeles Kings (1967-70), Irvine was a tough, hard-checking forward with good hands who found his greatest success during the five and half seasons he played with the New York Rangers (1970-75). He spent his final two seasons with the St. Louis Blues before retiring and moving his family back to his native Winnipeg, Manitoba.
As Jericho recalled in his hilarious autobiography, "A Lion's Tale," his family would go to his grandparents' place every Saturday night to watch the "Holy Trinity of Childhood Television": "Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Hour," followed by "AWA All-Star Wrestling," then "Hockey Night in Canada." While Jericho played puck growing up, his fate was all but sealed the first time 7-year-old Chris watched the AWA on TV with his chain-smoking grandma.
Father Ted took his 8-year-old son to his first pro match at Winnipeg Arena, and 11 years later the man now known as Jericho started training at the legendary Hart Brothers School of Wrestling where he learned to give bumps, take bumps and stretch opponents with brutal submission holds. After wrestling in Canada, Japan, Mexico (where he became an actual heartthrob), ECW and WCW, Jericho joined the pinnacle of sports-entertainment, WWE, in 1999.
All of Jericho's hard work has paid off not only in the ring -- where he'll defend his World Heavyweight title against Edge on March 28 at WrestleMania 26 -- but also as the lead singer of the hard-rock band Fozzy, whose recent "Chasing the Grail" has received the best reviews of the band's decade-long career.
We spoke to Jericho about his dad, hockey in the wrestling locker room, the potential return of the Jets to Winnipeg, his connection with the Tampa Bay Lightning, Sidney Crosby(notes) ... and whether or not he'll use Edge's spear move to finish off his challenger at what amounts to the WWE's Stanley Cup finals.
Q. You were six and a half years old when your dad left the NHL. Do you remember going to any of his games?
JERICHO: I don't remember going to a lot, but I remember going to a few in Madison Square Garden. More specifically. I remember I didn't like it because it was so loud. I also didn't like the fact that when he was skating on the ice playing that he wasn't looking at me and waving. I remember just thinking, "Why won't he look up at me and wave? It's just rude." For me, it was just my dad -- I didn't really notice the difference. Now I realize how special and cool it was that he played in the NHL for 10 years. At the time, I just didn't really realize it. You know, your dad's your dad; you don't realize how cool it is he played in the NHL.Do you remember meeting any of his teammates?
I remember Gilles Marotte stuffed me in a garage can once. Bob Plager gave me a cigarette when I was 5 -- I was brought up the right way.
I remember all those guys from the '70s; more so from the St. Louis Blues because I was a little bit older: Garry Unger, Ed Staniowski, Brian Sutter when he first came in, Bernie Federko. All those type of guys I remember being around or playing with their kids, stuff like that.
In "A Lion's Tale" you write, "Even though I'd been playing hockey since I was four, I really wasn't very good. Of course I was a hockey fanatic; there wasn't much to do in the Peg in the winter other than play hockey, drink beer, and fight, and at four years old I was too young to fight." When did you finally hang up the skates?
I played all the way until I was 18, in high school. ... I played right wing.
I made the high school hockey team when I was 16, but I wasn't really good enough to hang. I wasn't really into it. I was more into wanting to train and get into wrestling, more than anything, and play in my band.
When did you move back to Canada?
I moved to Canada when I was 7. When my dad retired from the NHL, I moved to Canada full time.
You grew up as a Winnipeg Jets fan and your dad was a radio commentator for their games. Were you sad when they left town?
Yeah, it was terrible, man. It was terrible.
It's funny, because they left in [1996] and every single year since then there's been rumors, "The Jets are coming back! The Jets are coming back!" It's always -- c'mon, it's just a big fantasy. I know everything about the Jets, and the bottom line is I think out of 20 seasons they played there, they made money two of them.
When they left, I think the average fan attendance was 11,500. As anything, when something is taken from you, you tend to glorify it and remember it being something much bigger and much better than it really was.
After the Jets left, did you follow the Phoenix Coyotes at all?
No, there's no connection. When your ex-girlfriend leaves town and moves to a different city, you don't follow her there. When it's done, it's done. There's no connection to the Jets and there never really was except for a few guys who still played.
Who knows, maybe the Coyotes will return to Winnipeg.
I've heard the Thrashers, too. Every year you hear something -- Pittsburgh, Nashville. I think it's just somebody sitting around wishing the Jets would come to Winnipeg. The bottom line is, they built a new arena there and it's not big enough to house an NHL team, so it's not going to happen. I'm not saying it's never going to happen, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.
I've seen you tweet photos from Tampa Bay Lightning games. Are you a fan of that team now?
I go to Lightning games because I live in Tampa, and my son's playing hockey now, so he likes to go to the games sometimes. But Calgary's more my team. But when you live in Florida, when you live in Tampa, there's just not a lot of focus on the NHL here. When you go to Calgary or Edmonton or wherever, it's on the front cover of the newspaper, it's all over the place, it's on the newscasts. When you move down to southern Florida, it's not quite the same.
I kind of lost touch with hockey over the past couple of years. It's bad, because I still enjoy watching the games. I loved watching the [gold medal] Olympic game -- I thought it was the best game I might have ever seen. It was amazing. I still follow a little bit, but it's not quite the same.
I've seen [WWE wrestler] Dolph Ziggler tweet about hockey -- specifically the Olympics and the AHL's Lake Erie Monsters. Any other WWE guys follow hockey?
He's from [Cleveland], so that's probably why. Christian's a big hockey fan and Edge as well -- most of the Canadian guys. But Christian still follows it quite closely; he's a big Leafs fan. And Tony Chimel, the ring announcer, is a huge Flyers fan. So, there's a few hockey fans here and there.
Any predictions about who will win the Stanley Cup this year?
No, like I said I really don't know much about what's going on. It's a shame; it's just hard to follow. The Flames are fighting for a playoff spot; they're the only team I'll check out when I read the paper. But it would be good for the game for Pittsburgh to win again because Crosby's obviously the keeper of the keys now.
If that's the case, I think I know the answer to this next question: Ovie or Sid?
Crosby, because he's Canadian.
Sorry, my inner Don Cherry is coming out.
Is there a hockey equivalent to a jobber?
There's no such thing as a jobber in wrestling. That's just a stupid term that somebody made up.
I mean, [in hockey] you got journeymen that come in and out, maybe just a guy who plays in the minors and gets called up for a few games and goes back down again. Somebody who's worthy enough to be in the league and good enough to do what every kid dreams of doing but isn't quite skilled enough to stay there. Kinda [like] the wrestling enhancement guys are guys that were there to make other guys look good. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, they drift in and out of the system, and get hired and fired and rehired. There's a lot of similarities.
You have your franchise players, you have your supporting players, you have the guys who drift in and out of the show -- it's kinda the same thing.
In WrestleMania 19, you mocked Shawn Michaels by using all his signature moves. Think you'll turn the tables on Edge and try a spear on him?
Probably not. I don't think I could do it properly; I'd probably hurt myself.
Every match has to have some kind of selling point, some kind of angle to it. Ours is the most basic of basic: He has a move that he wants to use on me, and if he uses it, it's going to be very effective. Can he do it? People enjoy that -- sometimes basic is best. ... It's become one of the good selling points of the match, and it's definitely one of the most anticipated matches on the show, I'd have to say.
Since a spear is basically a tackle, that means you didn't play football growing up?
I didn't play football.
So, maybe a two-handed slash across Edge's surgically repaired left Achilles tendon?
Maybe something along those lines, for sure.
Christopher Porter is a journalist living in Silver Spring, Md. Follow him on Twitter @ChrisPorter and read his interview with Shawn Michaels.
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More Quote of the Day Honorable Mentions, Part 38
[Sarah Palin] (Texas for Sarah Palin)* Special Blogger Edition Palin Twibe: "Sarah Palin consistently speaks to the liberty and freedom our founding fathers fought and died for. Like the great Ronald Reagan before her, Sarah brings optimism and a can do spirit that is sorely lacking in others. Sarah Palin sees America as 'that shining city on a hill' that Reagan often spoke of. Sarah also brings her competitive, never say die, spirit to the fight. No road is too long, no mountain is too high. Sarah inspires us all with her grit an ...
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Palin Twibe:
"Sarah Palin consistently speaks to the liberty and freedom our founding fathers fought and died for. Like the great Ronald Reagan before her, Sarah brings optimism and a can do spirit that is sorely lacking in others. Sarah Palin sees America as 'that shining city on a hill' that Reagan often spoke of. Sarah also brings her competitive, never say die, spirit to the fight. No road is too long, no mountain is too high. Sarah inspires us all with her grit and determination. Watching her, a woman who grew up in a simple log cabin in the Alaskan wilderness, and rose to the highest levels of power and achievement, inspires us all to do our best each and every day, to work hard toward our goals, and to enjoy life to the fullest while we do it. She reminds us we all have the power to succeed."
Laptop of the United States:
"Madame is quite the shooter, whether she's on the basketball court or out hunting. Well, it became quite apparent that she has a whole slew of new targets for November: all of the softy southpaws who voted for Obamacare who represented districts that Senator McAnonymous and Madame won in 2008. Madame may have been re-loading after she resigned, but let me tell you, she is unloading now!"
US for Palin:
"Governor Palin is a savvy business woman. She absolutely loves Alaska and quite obviously wants to share it with those of us down here in the lower 48 and around the world for that matter. Combine that with the talent of Mark Burnett and you have the ingredients to make a great documentary. Nothing trashy, nothing trite, nothing like the image the media is trying to portray. Sarah Palin is much classier, more talented, and a far better person than those in the press could ever hope to be. She is a strong leader, a true patriot, and someone the media cannot tear down no matter how badly they try."
My Two Cents Worth:
"Geoffrey Dunn, writing a nice little hit piece on Sarah at The Huffington Post, cited the unanimous passage of legislation that would protect the military and our veterans from any changes ObamaCare would've brought as proof of the Governor being 'duplicitous' as well as 'disingenuous'... There is, however, one little problem... Roughly twenty-four hours (if not more or less) after Sarah tweeted about the military's health care plan, legislation was passed to protect the military from ObamaCare. The way Mr. Dunn wrote his hit piece, it sounded like an implication that Sarah tweeted her entries yesterday, and not the day before... Nice try, Mr. Dunn, in your failed attempt to smear Sarah Palin as clueless and as a liar. You and The Huffington Post are made for each other."
Conservatives 4 Palin:
"I am a Palinista, and if Sarah Palin chooses to run, she is who I will support. I consider her intelligent, capable, and among a very small circle who can defeat Pres. Obama in ’12... We want a GOP POTUS nominee who is Pro-Gun, Pro-Property, Pro-Israel, Pro-Life, Pro-Business, largely anti-tax, and anti-Obama. We don’t want to hear about bipartisanship, reaching across the aisle or how important legislation was crafted with my respected late colleague from the state of Massachusetts. This is my plea, as I make my walk to remember to the Tag Agency to change my registration from Independent to Republican."
Republican Catholics:
"I have three threads I am holding on to: Repeal the UnConstitutiional Death Care Bill/Law; then, involk the Tenth Amendment, the States Rights one; Elect only Conservatives (probably Republicans because we can't trust so called 'blue dogs, like Massa and Stupak), and finally Vote in November 2010... Those were the three STRONG Threads Sarah Palin... laid out last night on the Hannity Show on Monday after the Pelosi, Reid,Obama orgy on Sunday... Write the three threads on your PALM. Read them when you feel like there is a no hope to straighten out the Dope. I have to go now. I found a credit card with $40 on it to add to the million dollar FIRE PELOSI Campaign."
Sarah Palin 2012:
"Comparing Mitt Romney's first statement yesterday with Palin's is like night and day... She takes the lead on the repeal by giving us information on how to do it. She spells out a goal. She tells us we can throw out the corrupt Democrats and elect true patriots who will vote according to the will of the people. It starts with us, the voters. She firmly believes a repeal can be achieved. She states that we can't be discouraged because it would be too easy to feel that way. Romney is reveling in the misery, Palin is telling us to buck up. Palin stirs passion and hope with her words, Romney puts readers to sleep. It's crystal clear that Palin will be more effective than Romney in getting a repeal done."
Conservative American:
"Sarah Palin is critical of President Obama’s recent foreign policy failures when it comes to dealing with our longtime friend and ally, Israel... Palin is, of course, right… again. If she’s supposed to the dumb one and Obama is supposed to be the brilliant Messiah, why is he the one making all the mistakes and why is she the one getting it right? Hmmmmmmmm?"
Governor Palin for President 2012:
"Still, of the crowd, only Palin generates the excitement needed to sustain a national political campaign. The juxtaposition of her laughter inducing stand-up routine on the Tonight show with Romney's yawn inducing snoozefest with Dave Letterman tells you all you need to know about how people will react to the dueling campaigns."
Motivation Truth:
"Contrast [Katie Couric's] treatment of Governor Palin to her treatment Sunday of Rahm Emanuel, President Obama's Chief of Staff. Couric could barely keep from smiling, and might as well have put him on her lap, rocked him back and forth, and told him to blow while she wiped his nose. Was this an interview or was this Mommy taking care of Baby? I know spring is here, but it's a bit early still for softball."
Moms for Sarah Palin:
"I admire Sarah Palin and I thought if she can take the shots she did… I’m not going to be a wimp. I pray everyday for strength. I’m not going to sit down and shut up! I have five children and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let all this go without doing all I can to save the best place on earth, America!"
Generational Dysfunction:
"I remember going hunting and fishing with my father before he died. Those memories have never left me, even though he died when I was only 16... In reading Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue, I was immediately transported back to those times with my father. My absolute favorite part of the book was in her describing the trips with her father into the 'us against nature' environment. Perhaps that is why I am so intrigued with her. Her experiences with nature and her ability to recount it as a positive life's experience are telling to me. It is something we are inspired to provide to our own sons and daughters. I have no doubt that Sarah Palin has already captured her children's hearts with multiple trips into the 'us against nature' environment... I can only hope that the future contains some huntin', fishin' and campin'. That may be the thing that connects my son to me forever, as it did with me and my father."
The Palination:
"President Obama apologizes for America abroad, bows to foreign leaders (and sometimes Floridian mayors), and chastises our allies. Governor Palin, on the other hand, wants America to stand with her allies and to not appease to our enemies... She didn't even shake the hand of a Hollywood producer who supported Hugo Chavez and referred to President Bush as the devil. President Monroe had his Monroe Doctrine... President Bush had his nebulous Bush Doctrine... The Obama Doctrine could be verbalized as be a citizen of the world, appease your enemies, and lecture your allies... The Palin Doctrine very well could be simply stand with your allies and don't sit with your enemies. That sounds like common sense to me."
Conservative Men 4 Palin:
"I'm amazed that [Sarah Palin] and Michele Bachmann seem to be the most aggressive republican spokes persons condemning the Obama administration. Where are all the republican men? Why are these two little women doing more to hold this administration and the democrats to account than all the republican men in congress have done combined? God's speed to both of them, and I know they will be appearing together at several events this year..."
Motor City Times:
"Think about it, the most visible conservative leaders today are Sarah Palin, Liz Cheny, Michele Bachman… The Conservative guys need to step it up."
Palin 2012:
"The truth is that this President promised change in Washington, yet shows what he said to get elected is not how he governs. So yes it was "Just Words, Just Speeches". I can promise you one thing, in November we will not forget. A couple days ago Governor Palin shared a link to a petition on her Facebook Notes, that serves as a reminder to Congress of that fact, we will not forget in November. I suggest you drop by and add your name to the over 300,000 Outraged Freedom Loving Americans that say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
GOP Thinker:
"In The Dunce-Filled World Of Liberal Land... a successful AK Gov. with a 12-year political career isn't fit for office, but a guy who can sing 'Jack & Diane' is."
Michiganders4Palin:
"CBS makes note of the the fact that Mystic Lubricants was owned by Citgo, a company that is run by state of Venezuela. And the latter is run by the dictator Chavez, whom Sarah Palin has not had kind words for. Therefore, they conclude, Chavez has somehow endorsed Todd Palin and Sarah Palin. This is asinine thinking. It is sort of like saying that because I pay taxes, and our tax money is used to fund (insert wasteful government program), therefore I support government waste. That's just bad logic."
The Spyglass:
"It's interesting, watching liberals try to find some sort of caricature for Sarah Palin that will really stick. They've gone through several versions over the last year and a half, but while they've managed to give a lot of people a negative impression of her, they haven't had anything like the sort of success they had in destroying George W. Bush's public image, and she's shown a disconcerting ability to blow their efforts away whenever she speaks in public or shows up on camera."
Inspiration Sarah:
"Sarah received our gift and was gracious enough to take a picture with it! I couldn't believe it! Getting the email with this photo put a huge smile on my face. Rachelle and I weren't expecting anything in return. We just wanted to send a gift to Sarah for her birthday because she deserved it! Sarah, thank you for all that you do! You have inspired me to be the best I can possibly be! I have learned from you to never let anyone change who you are and to always stand by what you truly believe in no matter what others may think."
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Padres GM Hoyer: Richard will be in the 4th spot and Latos will be limited to 150 innings
[San Diego, CA] (Gaslamp Ball)More photos » Charlie Neibergall - AP Browse more photos » XX Sports Radio: Jed Hoyer Interview (MP3) with Darren Smith The last week of Spring Training is always the busiest. It's time to get serious about making trades. The Padres may not trade but have to be prepared. The 13 position players are pretty much set in stone, unless there is a trade. Aaron Cunningham has hit everywhere. Hoyer isn't ruling ...
XX Sports Radio: Jed Hoyer Interview (MP3) with Darren Smith
- The last week of Spring Training is always the busiest. It's time to get serious about making trades. The Padres may not trade but have to be prepared.
- The 13 position players are pretty much set in stone, unless there is a trade.
- Aaron Cunningham has hit everywhere. Hoyer isn't ruling him out for Opening Day, but he expects him to get some playing time this Summer.
- It's hard to look at player numbers in Arizona because the parks favor hitting. The Padres look at guys who are throwing strikes.
- Clayton Richard's last start probably did a lot for his confidence. "It's exceptionally likely that he'll be our 4th starter this year."
- Jon Garland's shoulder is doing good. He threw a bullpen yesterday. Garland doesn't seem to concerned with it and he is scheduled to start on Friday.
- The Padres aren't ready to name the #1 starting pitcher yet. Buddy and Jed will talk about it in the next couple of days.
- The Padres have the option to go with 4 starters through April, but they will probably go with 5 starters and give guys more rest.
- Hoyer isn't ready to make a decision on Mat Latos making the rotation. Latos has done everything the Padres have asked of him. "Mat has been excellent in every area this Spring." The Padres will limit Latos to 150 innings this season depending how difficult the innings are.
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Wade LeBlanc and Tim Stauffer are throwing really well also.
- The Twins have not reached out to the Padres about Heath Bell. Hoyer hopes that every time a closer gets hurt that people don't automatically assume Heath Bell will be traded.
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Fishing line for March 25, 2010
[Sacramento Bee] (SacBee -- Outbound)TOP PICKS NEW MELONES RESERVOIR - Big news was an 18.11-pound largemouth bass, a new lake record, caught by Kyle Gentry at a tournament on Saturday on a brown jig with trailer. The fish boosted Gentry and his partner to the top place in a tournament on the lake, and of course, caught him big fish money and honors. "We've had some great fishing," said Matt Summers at Glory Hole Sports. "Three of our lake records have been broken just recently, brown trout, spotted bass and now, largemouth bas ...
TOP PICKS
NEW MELONES RESERVOIR - Big news was an 18.11-pound largemouth bass, a new lake record, caught by Kyle Gentry at a tournament on Saturday on a brown jig with trailer. The fish boosted Gentry and his partner to the top place in a tournament on the lake, and of course, caught him big fish money and honors. "We've had some great fishing," said Matt Summers at Glory Hole Sports. "Three of our lake records have been broken just recently, brown trout, spotted bass and now, largemouth bass." Trout fishing has been decent for trollers fishing 45 feet down. The shore bite has been slower.
SACRAMENTO RIVER, Sacramento - The big news is that the first of the spring striper run finally showed up here, smaller schoolie males that began picking up ghost shrimp, bloodworms and pileworms intended for sturgeon. The first fish were caught Thursday and Friday, right on schedule. Look for the main run to start the first part of April. Sturgeon action is farther upriver, but if you want catfish, try the Port of Sacramento.
LAKE BERRYESSA - The koke season has begun, and with some larger than usual fish, taken from 20 to 30 feet down, from Skier's Cove to the Big Island on the main lake. Many setups produced limits of kokes up to 17.5 inches (early for the season) but corn with herring or prawn scents from Pro-Cure and a speed of 1.5 to 1.7 on the GPS were common denominators. The salmon are also larger than usual for this early, measuring from 14 to 22 inches long. Bass are moving up with the nice warm weather, too. There are some smaller bucks running the banks that will eat rip baits like Lucky Craft Pointer 78s. To target the bigger females, work jigs and drop-shot gear 10-20 feet off main lake points. These are spawner females though, so put them back when you can.
COLLINS LAKE - The first of 12 pens of 3- to 4-pound rainbows was released this past week and the lake received another trophy plant. Trout action is wide open for trollers and shore anglers with fish 8 1/2 to 9 pounds weighed in recently. Trophy plants and pen releases will continue weekly until late April or May. Bass action is picking up as the water warms and the bass begin to move up to the banks to spawn. Special junior season turkey hunter, Robert McCrary of Fairfield, killed his bird in the Daugherty Hills Wldlife Area adjacent to the lake this past Saturday.
SILVER LAKE - Two Carson City regulars had a banner day this past week landing a 22 1/2-pound Mackinaw through 14 inches of ice. The big fish was photographed and released along with an 8 pounder and a 3 pounder. All the fish were caught on worms.
NORTH COAST RIVERS
CHETCO RIVER, Ore. - The curtain is dropping, and March marks the seasons end for the Chetco River and with it usually comes a good shot of bluebacks. Has not been a stellar season, according to some, although there have been good time periods. Most are now heading towards the Rogue for the spring king salmon run. The few anglers still fishing here are finding some downrunners and bluebacks.
EEL RIVER - Running a lot of water and high, but the color was actually coming into shape, according to guide Mark Nimitz of Pipe Creek Outfitters. He said the main will be holding a bigger number of fish, both fresh, downrunners and bluebacks. A few guys were even going to try it Monday.
EEL RIVER, South Fork - The river has been fishing all week long, and boaters are averaging three to five steelhead a boat, a mix of fresh bluebacks, downrunners and a very few fresh fish. Fishable from top to bottom, and the rain on Sunday wasn't expected to do much damage. Drifting roe is the way to go. Nimitz fished it Thursday from Myers Flat to the forks and they caught five steelies, seeing only three other boats, and they did well, too.
GARCIA, GUALALA rivers - Those with pontoon boats floating the top of the Gualala River were finding nice pockets of steelhead and doing well on them, but it's very tough access. Both rivers close March 31.
NAVARRO, NOYO rivers - Running low and clear and no reports on the fishing. Set to close on March 31.
ROGUE RIVER, Lower, Ore. - Spring king season is underway, but currently rated slow to fair, but improving each day. Look towards early April for it to become consistent. Some anchored up anglers are finding the occasional chromer.
ROGUE RIVER, Grant's Pass - Winter steelhead are still bending rods up here, but the river is low and continues to clear.
RUSSIAN RIVER - Steve Jackson, owner of Kings Sport and tackle, said the river was flowing at 3000 cfs at Guerneville on Friday and blown out, but by Sunday it had dropped to 1700 cfs and was fishable-a "nice green color", according to Jackson. Anglers were out, but no reports as of press time. The hatchery got 200 fresh new fish last week, so things are looking good for anglers this week. The use of bait ends on March 31, but the river remains open to fishing with artificial lures.
SMITH RIVER - Fishing on the Smith River has been fair, according to guide Phil Desautel of Phil's Smiling Salmon Guide Service. Everybody is gone and the river is void of fishermen. It is a downrunner here and a downrunner there. Desautel fished twice this past week, one day they got three and the next two, including a nice 13-pound hatchery buck. The water is low and clear and the fish are sitting in the one-shot slots. Last weekend was the Oakland Raider Derby which had pretty good results considering the horrible conditions. The Smith came up four feet and the Chetco came up five feet on the first day The winning teams were from Mondavi Winery and Willie Boats and they were fishing with Gary Early and John Klar. There were a total of 38 fish caught between 12 teams and every fish was released.
UMPQUA RIVER, North Fork, Ore. - Guide Curtis Palmer of River Secrets Guide Service said this river appears to be the most consistently productive in the state. The last of the winter steelhead are passing over the Winchester Dam at an average of a couple hundred fish a day. He expects the river to fish well into the second week of April. When the river becomes this full of fresh steelhead, just about any good offering will produce a fish. He said more fish are spawning, so well- cured roe and a Fish Pill or Puffball while sidedrifting is best.
UMPQUA RIVER, South Fork, Ore. - Darryl Grove and Larry Mercer of River Wolf boats fished most of the day Thursday after launching the boat in downtown Roseburg. They landed six of the seven steelhead they hooked up. Darryl said half of there fish were post-spawn.
VANDUZEN RIVER - No direct reports, but should have been in shape and fishing this past week.
NORTH SALTWATER
BENICIA - Tony Lopez at Benicia Bait reported much improved action with some big stripers caught at Middle Grounds on live bait and bullheads. The shoreline striper action has also increased for anglers using anchovies, although most of the bass are small keepers. Sturgeon also started showing near Middle Grounds in deeper water, and two keeper were weighed, one from the Glomar and one from the Mothball Fleet.
BERKELEY - Captain Jim Smith on the Happy Hooker has one more weekend in Martinez before heading here to start his spring/summer season targeting salmon, halibut and striped bass, and just about anything else that swims via live bait potluck trips.
BODEGA BAY - The harbor has been very quiet since squid left town. Not much on the horizon here until salmon opens.
CROCKETT - Captain Mike Shimel had a good couple of trips on the weekend on the Morning Star, finding a total of four keeper sturgeon, some keeper stripers, flounder and some shaker action as well. Most of the action came from the far northwest corner of San Pablo Bay on grass shrimp. One of the stripers went 12.5 pounds, and the biggest sturgeon measured 58 inches.
EMERYVILLE - The Tigerfish ran the landing's first halibut trolling trip, finding four keepers to 12 pounds. The boat started on the south side off of Oyster Point, then found most of the fish between Paradise and Southampton. "We'll be scheduling halibut trips regularly until salmon opens," said Craig Stone at the landing.
EUREKA - Ben Williams at the Pro Sport Center said the calm seas triggered a surfperch explosion for anglers fishing at the docks by the PG&E; station, at Elk River Beach and on the outside at Centerville Beach and the mouth of the Eel River. Small raw shrimp from the grocery store has been top bait. Night fish should be running also, but he hasn't had any reports yet.
FORT BRAGG - The landing has been very quiet since the squid evaporated, but Captain Randy Thornton on the Telstar is prepping for the April 1 abalone opener as well as the April 3 salmon opener.
HALF MOON BAY - Captain Tom Mattusch on the Huli Cat continued to run crab trips finding limits although the numbers have dropped off some.
MARTINEZ - Captain Steve Talmadge on Flash Fishing reported two days fishing with good action, and while Friday's trip didn't produce any keeper sturgeon, his anglers released four shakers, and boxed two quality bass to 12 pounds. On Saturday, anglers fishing on Flash during the Deaf Sturgeon Challenge found two keeper sturgeon to 53 inches. "My crew took some of the money, congratulations!" said Talmadge.
SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO BAY - John Akina at Oyster Point Bait and Tackle reported good action on halibut with five fish weighed on Sunday, and six on Saturday. Most anglers used herring or anchovies, some with straight bait, some behind dodgers, at 25 feet. "We had three stripers from the pier last night, all keepers," said Akina. Also- rans on the pier were jacksmelt and perch.
TRINITY/KLAMATH RIVERS
KLAMATH RIVER, Klamath Glen - Hardly anyone is fishing down here despite good river conditions, but the few who are, find some pretty decent halfpounder fishing. Nothing fantastic, and no adults at all, but they are catching fish, according to guide Rich Mossholder of Rivers West Guide Service. Look for springer salmon to begin the end of April.
KLAMATH RIVER, upper - Scott Cauldwell of SC Guide Service said the river has been slow fishing. Flows are up and cold due to snowmelt and rain. Weather has been going from 30 to 70 degrees, sunny one day and windy and rainy the next.
TRINITY RIVER, Lewiston - Excellent weather earlier in the week, with some rain sweeping through over the weekend, and the afternoon hatch has been "the best part" according to guide Steve Huber. All their fish were taking topwater flies in the p.m., and they're getting one to three steelies per trip. Mostly downrunners. Huber will be switching gears and heading to the Sacramento River for trout and stripers soon.
MOTHER LODE
AMADOR LAKE - A couple 2-pound crappie caught by boaters is signaling the start of spring here, along with better bass action. Still plenty of big trout coming in thanks to the weekly plants. Shore anglers are using Power Bait or worms, and boaters are drifting Power Bait for the best trout action.
CAMANCHE LAKE - Big bass action is on here with one angler catching a pair weighing 7 and nearly 9 pounds on RoboWorms and topwater lures. A recent tournament with 23 boats produced many limits and a nearly 18-pound limit won, big fish went 5.77 pounds. The South Shore Trout Pond produced a lunker rainbow weighing 9.07 pound, a Kastmaster enticed the fish. Main lake trout fishing is solid for trollers, and Captain Steve Talmadge of Flash Fishing sampled the bite, reporting a slow bite, but big fish. The best action was before 10 a.m., and his group caught fish weighing up to 7 pounds, 10 ounces.
DON PEDRO RESERVOIR - WON staffer Bill Karr joined Monte Smith of Gold Country Sportfishing for some trolling action finding both kings and rainbows. The salmon were smallish, so the pair focused on the big holdover 'bows they found hit a fast trolled homemade spoon. Bass fishing is getting hot as the fish move shallow for the spring spawnfest. Most anglers are covering water early with ripbaits, crankbaits and spinnerbaits, then switch to plastic worms when the sun gets high.
LAKE McCLURE - Jim Nudo at the Barretts Cove Marina got in on the trout action, trolling up a three pounder that hit a Kastmaster while he and a friend fished from a pontoon boat. Once boated, the fish flipped and managed an escape. Bass fishing has been improving steadily, with even shore anglers catching fish around the marina, most using live minnows under a bobber for 2-pound class fish.
LAKE McSWAIN - Marilyn Kemper at the marina reported good action following Tuesday's plant by Calaveras Trout Farm. Several anglers caught fish, top bait bets marshmallows and worms for shore anglers, while boaters did well using Rapalas in brook trout, firetiger and rainbow trout.
LAKE PARDEE - Bank fishing was best at Blue Heron Point, the parking lot bank behind Tom Sawyer Island, and the launch ramp. Power Bait, nightcrawlers and Kastmasters topped the offerings. Trollers are finding the best bite up river from Columbia Gulch to Indian Rock. Some nice holdovers up to 6 pounds reported. Top bet are small spoons in pink or fluorescent orange fished behind dodgers or flashers, and tipped with a piece of nightcrawler.
NEW HOGAN RESERVOIR - Outdoor writer William Heinselman reported much improved black bass action for anglers fishing three to 25 feet with curly-tail grubs, creature baits, Senkos, worms and jigs. He said pre- spawn stage is close for this lake.
TULLOCH RESERVOIR - A good bet for trout trollers fishing from Green Creek's mouth upriver. Shad and small spoons imitating shad worked best for planters and some nice 2- to 3-pound holdovers. Bass action should fire up at this lake over the next few weeks, with Green Springs and Black Creek top spots for anglers casting plastic worms, jigs and tube baits.
NORTHERN FOOTHILLS
BULLARDS BAR - The lake is at 67-percent capacity. Brett Brady at Bare Bones Guide Service hit the lake this past week and landed 20 rainbows to 17 inches while trolling up in the North Fork arm. The fish were more active from 9 a.m. to noon with the surface temp running 48 to 50 degrees. Troll dodgers and nightcrawlers or lures 15 to 20 feet deep 100 feet behind the boat. There were some schools of small kokanee, 4 to 6 inches, seen on the meter and they were hitting the baits but not getting hooked due to their size. The bass bite is wide open as the spots move into shallow water more frequently to prepare for the spawn.
CAMP FAR WEST - The top teams in the North Shore Resort bass tournament this past weekend all weighed in around 11 pounds. The water is rising onto the grassy banks triggering a good spinnerbait bite. Big fish for the event was a 3.6 pounder.
ENGLEBRIGHT RESERVOIR - The lake is at 91-percent capacity. The water is getting clearer and trout action is picking up in the marina for trollers. One boat picked up five rainbows, 14 to 16 inches, in the marina on flasher/worm combos. Trollers are still working the upper lake from Buck's Beach to the inlets for a mix of browns and rainbows.
LAKE OROVILLE - The lake is up to 43-percent capacity. Bass and coho action is still steady as the lake rises and the water warms up. The bass are in the top 20 feet and hitting Senkos and other plastics. The spots are running 1 1/2 to 3 3/4 pounds. Coho, 13 to 14 inches, are hitting minnows, nightcrawlers and Sling Blade combos all over the lake.
ROLLINS LAKE - The DFG has been making regular plants the last few weeks and shore anglers and trollers are catching lots of rainbows.
SCOTT'S FLAT LAKE - This lake was planted last week by the DFG. The plant included mostly 12 to 14 inchers with some fish to 24 inches. Shore anglers are limiting out in short order with Power Bait, nightcrawlers, Panther Martin spinners and Kastmaster spoons. Trollers are using flasher/worm combos and Rapalas for their share of the planters near the marina and the dam.
SUGAR PINE RESERVOIR - The lake finally received its first plant by the DFG. The roads and lake accesses are clear due to all the warm weather seen this past week and it's finally time to plan a visit.
STUMPY MEADOWS RESERVOIR - The warm weather has cleared the road to the lake and into the parking area and boat ramp. Some anglers are catching some holdover trout and with DFG beginning to plant other lakes in the area, hopefully this place will be next on the list.
THERMOLITO AFTERBAY - Bass action has kicked into high gear with the high lake levels and warmer water temps. The fish are hitting jigs and Senkos along the tule banks in the backs of the coves.
SIERRA LAKES/RIVERS
BOCA LAKE - Ice fishing is DONE for the season. The lake is about half open and now anglers are just shore fishing off the dam and the inlet with salmon eggs and worms.
CAPLES LAKE - There's still one to four feet of snow to dig through to get to the ice. 50 anglers were on the lake this last weekend, and most of them were at the dam and spillway catching limits of pan- sized rainbows and browns on Power Bait and worms.
CARSON RIVER (East) - All reports coming into the Carson River Resort indicate that the water is too cold for decent fishing. The warm weather has started some snowmelt and the flows are up.
DAVIS LAKE - The lake is at 51-percent capacity. Ed Dillard and friends tried the area at the boat ramp at Honker and caught some 1 1/2 to 2 pounders on Power Bait through 18 inches of ice. The bite has been better earlier in the morning. Snowmobilers are getting more cautious about being out on the main body of the lake due to some soft spots.
DONNER LAKE - The lake is pretty much ice-free, but too low to launch a big boat. Boats under 16 feet can probably be launched without too much trouble but there's no dock. Shore anglers are doing pretty well on rainbows and a few smaller Macks off the west end beaches on Power Bait, worms and salmon eggs.
FRENCHMAN LAKE - The lake is up to 40-percent capacity. The ice is still thick with no apparent cracks. The only open water is at Spring Creek and only a very little at that. Fishing is still good at the dam where the access is very good. To get past the dam, 4- wheel drive is recommended. Rainbows are eating Power Bait and Crystal Bullet jigs.
ICE HOUSE RESERVOIR - This lake was finally planted by the DFG this last week. Shore anglers were fishing with inflated nightcrawlers at the dam and catching some browns up to 3 1/2 pounds this past Saturday, according to Ken Mathis at Ken's Custom Tackle and Guide Service. Dale Daneman was trolling brown Sep's grub here on a side planer and caught 26 rainbows, 12 to 16 inches, in 6 hours. The best bite was mid-day.
INDIAN CREEK RESERVOIR - The road from Hwy 89 is open so now the lake can be reached easily from either end. The trophy trout plant of a couple of weeks back paid off for one angler who caught an 8 1/2 pounder while fishing off the shore with Power Bait. The west end of the lake produced limits of 2 1/2 to 4 pounders for locals throwing small Rapalas, according to Dave Kirby at Woodfords Station.
JENKINSON LAKE (Sly Park) - The DFG planters are having the biggest impact on the anglers coming to the lake. The back side of the lake where the water is running in is the best area for shore fishermen using Power Bait. The rainbows are running 10 to 14 inches. A couple of 20-inch Mackinaws were checked in at Sly Park Resort this past week.
LAKE TAHOE - Fishing is still good on the north end from Tahoe City to Crystal Bay Point. Both Mickey Daniels and Chuck Self caught limits over the weekend working Sling Blades and minnows, spoons and plugs from 100 to 300 feet deep. The keepers are running 3 to 7 pounds with smaller fish being tagged and/or released. The morning bite is best.
PROSSER LAKE - Lots of open water here, so ice fishing is done for the season. Shore anglers are doing well at the dam on Power Bait Nightcrawlers and salmon eggs.
PYRAMID LAKE - Crosby's Lodge reports that fishing is best in March and April and two fish weighed in this past week seemed to confirm this. 13 3/4- and 11 3/4-pound cutthroats were weighed in by fly fishermen. The South Nets and Indian Head were mentioned as good places to try for the shallower fish. Trollers have been doing pretty well on Flatfish and Apex. Joe Mendes at Eagle Eye Charters caught 18 fish on Sunday with one over 24 inches. He was using a frog Flatfish.
RED LAKE - The ice is turning a little too blue for some fishermen and Dave Kirby at Woodfords Station warned that the ice may break this week if it stays warm and windy. Use extreme caution if contemplating a trip here.
STAMPEDE RESERVOIR - A snowmobiler towed a small aluminum boat to the lake this past week and caught a 23-pound Mackinaw. Lots of open water here but a snowmobile is the only way to get here for awhile.
TOPAZ LAKE - The spring-like weather brought out plenty of fishermen over this past weekend and some nice limits were checked in at Topaz Landing Marina. Carl Hendshot of Tracy picked up a limit topped by a 2 1/4 pounder trolling a No. 5 CD Rapala on two colors of leadcore. Shore anglers have been doing best on the east side and south end using Power Bait.
TRUCKEE RIVER - Fly fishermen are doing well on rainbows, 15 to 20 inches, and browns, 22 to 23 inches, on BWO's, small black stones, midges and streamers. Mid-day is best after the water has had a chance to warm up a bit.
UNION VALLEY RESERVOIR - This lake was finally planted by the DFG this past week. Ken Mathis at Ken's Custom Tackle was guiding here all this past week and client Jim Erskine of Pollack Pines landed a 17- pound Mackinaw. They were trolling 80 feet deep over the top of sandy ledges with his Double Flutter spoons mid-day, from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m. Mathis said they lost another big fish that they couldn't turn that he estimated was over 20 pounds. Debris is floating on the surface so boaters need to use caution.
SACRAMENTO VALLEY
AMERICAN RIVER - Slow fishing for everything. Not much action on the steelhead, although dedicated anglers can still get one if they put in the time and work. Nothing on stripers until you get down to the mouth, where a few schoolie male stripers finally began showing in the Sacramento on Thursday of this past week.
FEATHER RIVER - Boaters are finding a few catch-and-release local stripers throwing plugs down near Bear River, but nothing big going on here, and no steelhead in the upper part of the river to speak of.
FOLSOM LAKE - Ongoing action on king salmon and rainbow trout, about a 50/50 split between the two, and guide Jerry Lampkin of T.N.G. Motorsports Guide Service put his clients onto 16 nice fish on Friday, caught at 20 feet on a rainbow Speedy Shiner and some on Rapalas. Troll at 3 mph, unless you use Sling Blades and hoochies, then slow to 1.5 mph. Boaters beware around the wind sock, there's a safety buoy about two feet under the surface. Dennis Pfanner of Sacramento Pro Tackle confirmed the report, adding that bassers should use minnows or crawdad, or shad-patterned jigs and spoon around drop-offs and point.
RANCHO SECO LAKE - A huge crowd was out there this past weekend working over the leftover trout, and those from a recent plant. "Some are catching them and some are not" was the report. Usually those in non- motorized floating devices are doing best, because they can cover more of the lake.
SACRAMENTO RIVER, Knights Landing - Dennis Pfanner of Sac. Pro Tackle said that sturgeon action remains good up here, from about here up to Meridian, including spots like El Dorado Bend, China Bend and Tisdale. Of course, pileworms, bloodworms, or ghost shrimp are the best bet. Bob Bradbury of Johnson's Bait and Tackle confirmed the report and said they weighed one in on Saturday and two on Sunday, from Meridian, Colusa and Tisdale Weir. No stripers here at all yet.
SACRAMENTO RIVER, Redding/Red Bluff - The rainbow trout bite here is "on fire" said Jeremiah Houle of The Fly Shop in Redding. "There's a lot of caddis starting", he said. Go for birdnest, olive fox pupae, zug bugs, poxy back pmds, micro may flies in brown or black and the "usual" cheesebrain egg. He said the regular angler would get half a dozen wild rainbows a day, while one guide put his two guys on 80 hookups in one boat! Most guides are getting 20 to 30 fish a day. Bigger fish coming from the Posse Grounds to Bonneview, bigger numbers and smaller fish from Benneview all the down to the Barge Hole. The river is flowing at 3250 and clarity is perfect.
SACRAMENTO RIVER, Upper - Night time temperatures haven't been freezing so there's snowmelt coming into the river, bringing it up and keeping it cold. Fishing has been "okay" but closer to "fair", but it's only seeing minimal fishing pressure.
YUBA RIVER - One report from guide Dave Barbieri, provided by Johnson's Bait & Tackle, was that the fly fishing action was great above the Park's Bar Bridge, where both rainbows and halfpounder steelies to two pounds were being caught on March browns in good numbers.
NORTH COAST LAKES
CLEAR LAKE - Most anglers were found at the north end fishing the tules with worms, jigs, ripbaits, swimbaits, and a few crankbaits. Overall, the fishing has still not hit its stride, but all that can change quickly now that the waters are getting warmer. When it does both the bass and anglers will spread out. Best colors for baits include green pumpkin and watermelon variations, purple and browns, and craw colors. Water color varies around the lake with some areas having a visibility of a foot or so to other areas having at least seven feet of clear water. The surface temperature is running about 57 to 58 degrees in the afternoon and 52 to 53 in the morning.
UPPER BLUE LAKE - The bass bite is starting to pick up along the Highway 20 shoreline now with warmer waters, but it is the trout most are targeting. The lake was stocked with trout last week and the fishing pressure has been very low.
INDIAN VALLEY RESERVIOR - Bass fishing as well as catfishing should be excellent here with all the recently added rainfall waters and the waters are clearing now. The dam area has always been a favorite area to target them both. A few holdover trout have also been taken.
LAKE SONOMA - The waters have cleared but the algae blooms have started. Robo Worms and Carolina-rigged worms have been producing.
DELTA, SACRAMENTO RIVER side - Get ready for some striper action as it appears the bite is starting up. Although still a little murky, Sandy Beach, the Old Dairy, Cache Slough and the mouth of the Deep Water Channel have been producing for both trollers and those tossing swim baits in the same general vicinity. The incoming tides were better in these areas, as well as on Mokelumne River as it cleared and brought fresher water in.
DELTA, SAN JOAQUIN RIVER side - Sturgeon fishing improved with the outgoing tides for sturgeon here, soaking baits off the bottom for stripers and sturgeon. Eel, grass shrimp, ghost shrimp and salmon roe all produces some fish but roe was preferred. Bass are getting fat bellies and ready to spawn. Staging and moving up found most of these fish close to the bank in around 9 feet of water but the bite was still tough. Broken pile, punching mats, you'll just have to move around and try different things until they settle. The waters are warming and that should get things going soon.
NORTHEASTERN AREA
LAKE ALMANOR - The fish have scattered and are no longer all by the dam but with waters improving, so is the fishing, although still not consistent. The fish are still feeding on the pond smelt but it's an early bite and can shut down once the sun hits the water. Add some fog or clouds and the bite will hold a little longer. Sunny days and light winds should keep the warming trend going. The mornings are still pretty chilly but the ramps and roads are dry and open.
BAUM LAKE - Woolly buggers, scuds, micro mayflies, copper Johns and pheasant tails were doing best for fly fishermen. Bait fishermen did well on nightcrawlers and garlic flavored marshmallows. Lure fishermen continue to do well with Trout Magnets and Kastmasters. Lots of browns in the 17-inch range are coming in now, with some fishermen finding limits in three hours.
BRITTON LAKE - Watch for crappie bite to start with warmer weather.
KESWICK RESERVOIR - This lake fishes the same all year unless the water is dirty from recent storms. The best way to fish it is from a jet boat, nymphing the seams and drop-offs, and stripping streamers on sinking lines. Depth is the key to success here, once you find where fish are feeding, success is likely.
IRON CANYON - You can work this lake one of two ways, with an indicator and nymphs or sinking lines and streamers. The midge hatches are usually strong and fishing a blood midge with a black midge pupa dropper is deadly. For those who want to cast and retrieve, flies, leech and bugger style flies work great. You can usually get some larger fish usually this method.
PIT RIVER - The pocket waters can provide some good dry fly action midday on warm days in caddis and March browns. This area is open to catch and release only, barbless hooks, and artificials only from Lake Britton dam downstream. With all of the PG&E; road closures though, it's hard to get here and few reports are coming in.
LAKE SHASTA - The McCloud arm was good for brown trout and salmon. Top lining and also fishing 5 to 25 feet down with the downriggers with UV shad patterned Cripplures, a shad patterned Glo Cripplure with UV Sling blades, a Matrix Kazi Mino in blue, as well as watermelon and silver/black Apex's. Salmon were marked from 90 to 150 feet, with the better bite on a Sling Blade Wiggle hoochie in white, or a shad patterned Cripplure at 120 feet. Bass fishing was solid finding spots on a mixed bag of drop-shot gear, jigs, Senko's and the occasional rip bait. The main lake body continues to be the best producer.
WHISKEYTOWN RESERVOIR - Although still early, a few kokes from 11 to 13.5 inches were taken by the 295 Bridge with pink Apex behind a UV Sling Blade or a UV pink Apex behind the UV Sling Blade. The good news was they were all clean, healthy and free of copepods.
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I Sang At The Apollo with Take 6 ...
[Blacks] (The Rah Rah)There were several hundred other people singing with them too as part of Carnegie Hall's FREE Neighborhood Concert & Community Sing Series. After leaving the Girl Talk Exhibit @ Renaissance Fine Art Gallery I dropped by the Apollo where a nice lady gave me an extra Take 6 ticket (Thank You again wherever you are). I'd been meaning to drop by the box office every day and just hadn't gotten around to it. I've been to a couple of these community events before and what I like about th ...
... There were several hundred other people singing with them too as part of Carnegie Hall's FREE Neighborhood Concert & Community Sing Series. After leaving the Girl Talk Exhibit @ Renaissance Fine Art Gallery I dropped by the Apollo where a nice lady gave me an extra Take 6 ticket (Thank You again wherever you are). I'd been meaning to drop by the box office every day and just hadn't gotten around to it. I've been to a couple of these community events before and what I like about them is that they are not just a performance but a communal and interactive experience. You get to learn more learn about the artists and their art form.I know Take 6 primarily from their early 90's hey day, but they have some devoted fans. The place was packed, including the balcony where I was. It was cool to watch their process. The audience was asked to come up with 6 words which they would turn into a song with 6 part harmony. A lady came up with "I Was Born In The Bronx". The group's chief arranger, Mark Kibble, who happened to have been actually born in the Bronx, took to the piano to work out the melody. He then taught each member of the group their part and then rehearsed them separately. Then they blended together for that signature Take 6 sound. People from the audience were asked to join Take 6 on stage and attempt to replicate their sound. Wanna be singers from the balcony were salty because none of them were chosen and in true Apollo fashion started to boo some of the less than stellar performers.Take 6 has been in the game for a long time and with the exception of one member still has all the original members. You've never heard any 'Behind The Music' drama about these guys. And they still look and sound great. To be able to withstand the ups and downs of the music biz while racking up 21 Grammy noms and 10 Grammy wins is impressive. So when these guys talked I listened and I'm passing on to you some of the knowledge they dropped:Take 6's 5 Tips for Aspiring Arrangers1. Form/Join a group that you can try your ideas out on them and get feedback2. Listen and learn from recordings3. Start with a broad concept and then narrow it- First figure out what kind of groove - Shuffle, Latin, R&B, Swing, etc. - you want the song to have
4. Conserve Musical Ideas- Don't try to to everything you've ever learned in one song
- Repeat an idea with a slight twist - Don't reinvent the wheel
- Try variations on a principle
5. Melody Is King!- Always make sure the melody can be heard, make sure the melody is protected
- Use Oooos instead of Ahhhs
Their latest album The Standard is filled with a cappella versions of Jazz Standards such as 'A Tisket A Tasket', where they "accompany" Ella Fitzgerald, and 'Someone To Watch Over Me' so it is no surprise that they will be at the Blue Note from March 30 thru April 4th
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Pancake House in El Cajon has good pancakes and hilarious Padres magnet schedules
[San Diego, CA] (Gaslamp Ball)Before golfing this morning I went to breakfast with my Uncle and Dad. Ever been to The Pancake House in El Cajon? It's decent food and has an awesome old-school, mom-and-pop vibe. The median age when I was there was at least 57. Ever need to feel young? Go there! Anyways, as we were leaving, my Uncle saw some Padres magnet schedules they were giving away to customers. Score! I love magnets, calendars, and the Padres. We grabbed them and most everything checked out. There was a Padres logo, a ca ...
Before golfing this morning I went to breakfast with my Uncle and Dad. Ever been to The Pancake House in El Cajon? It's decent food and has an awesome old-school, mom-and-pop vibe. The median age when I was there was at least 57. Ever need to feel young? Go there! Anyways, as we were leaving, my Uncle saw some Padres magnet schedules they were giving away to customers.
Score! I love magnets, calendars, and the Padres. We grabbed them and most everything checked out. There was a Padres logo, a calendar with dates and games on it, but upon further inspection there was something VERY FISHY about their artwork choices.
Here's Magnet 1. If you think it looks suspiciously like St. Louis, don't worry, you're not crazy. San Diego has some cool sights, but the Gateway Arch isn't one of them.via web7.twitpic.com
Magnet 2 is even worse. Now we're magically transported to New York.
via web1.twitpic.com
And not just to New York, to freakin' Yankee Stadium of all places!
Magnet 3 is somewhere undecipherable to me. A little help?
via web2.twitpic.com
All I know is that, like the others, it's definitely NOT Petco Park.
Call me crazy, but I like these magnets even more now because of these enormous flaws in the design. I almost didn't want to tell you guys because these are for sure going to be worth tons on eBay in a couple years. Oh well, go grab some pancakes and funny magnet schedules if you want.
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Warriors Game Day Links: Golden State Warriors 128 vs Memphis Grizzlies 110 - Monta playing on guts, strike back against Grizzlies
[NBA Basketball] (Golden State Of Mind)More photos » Ben Margot - AP Browse more photos » Box score | Gameflow Warriors: Golden State of Mind Recap: Title to be added Game thread: GAMETHREAD #71: Golden State Warriors vs Memphis Grizzlies (1050+ comments) Grizzlies: Straight Outta Vancouver Recap: Title to be added Game thread: GameThread: Memphis Grizzlies at Golden State Warriors; Marc Gasol Returning? Other Recaps A ...
Warriors: Golden State of Mind
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Game thread: GAMETHREAD #71: Golden State Warriors vs Memphis Grizzlies (1050+ comments)Grizzlies: Straight Outta Vancouver
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Game thread: GameThread: Memphis Grizzlies at Golden State Warriors; Marc Gasol Returning?
Other Recaps
Associated Press recap: Curry’s 30 points lead Warriors over Grizzlies
Sports Network recap: Curry, Warriors roll over Grizzlies
Marcus Thompson II recap: Warriors beat Memphis Grizzlies; coach Don Nelson now four wins from breaking record
Rusty Simmons recap: Curry scores 30 as Warriors run past Grizzlies
Geoff Lepper, nba.com recap: Curry heats up, leads Golden State to victory
Pregame News
- Larry Ellison isn't the only bidder for the Warriors.
David Morrill: Warriors suitor Mark Mastrov, founder of 24 Hour Fitness, makes his case to be team's owner
Pregame Videos
- No pregame videos found.
Postgame News
- With the Warriors locking up Reggie Williams for next season and expressing interest in Raja Bell, things don't look as bright for Anthony Morrow lately.
Rusty Simmons: Morrow hoping he's included in Warriors' futurePostgame Videos
To be added: Highlights by orangino.
nba.com recap.
Postgame Quotes from warriors.com recap
Don Nelson
On tonight's game:
"It was a little better than last time we played them. I was glad to see that. I liked everything except the way we finished the second quarter and the start of the third, other than that I thought we had a game plan. They followed it and did a pretty good job."
"I thought the real key was Chris Hunter. I wanted to play a bigger guy on Zach Randolph because he pretty much dominated our fours, so we decided to put our center on him then get some support on double teams."
Stephen Curry
On playing with a big lead:
"We didn’t know exactly how to handle it in the beginning of the third, that’s when they got back in it. Luckily we made another charge and sealed the deal. I like it that way better than having to claw our way back."
On coach calling the first timeout in the 2nd half:
"I think it was for us to keeping playing hard. We got a little quick with our shots and they were back in transition. We didn’t pick up like we were supposed to so he just lit the fire back in us and I think it worked."
Chris Hunter
On tonight's game:
"It was good. I've got to do a better job at closing out quarters and halves right. You've got to be aggressive and not worry about fouls. You let coach do substitutions whenever you get in foul trouble and keep being aggressive and give good effort."
Twitter Fun
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In a contract year, too @keed1: @gswscribe it looks like Al Harrington has put on 30lbs since leaving the warriorsgotchoy: @MSteinmetzCSN what is the adv. for guaranteeing Williams' contract right now as opposed guaranteeing later at the end of the season?
MSteinmetzCSN: @gotchoy Basically locks Williams up as yours, rather than taking chance and another team taking him to summer league, training camp etcBlackBoiPachino
(Some time late last night)
Goodnight, I Don't do this for the money, I love the game I do it for respect, respect is the ultimate currency, y'all remember that.
(I hope he's talking about the game of basketball.)
Other stuff
- Matt Steinmetz on Warriors For Sale, Nellie's coaching.
18:04 min: Matt Steinmetz with Ralph and Tom
My Notebook
- No interesting notes to add tonight.
What's next?
- A couple of days off before the final game of this short homestand on Sat vs the Mavericks at 7:30pm. Immediately after the game, the Warriors fly south to face the Clippers in a back to back.
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WoW Patch 3.3.3 Changes Explained [World of Warcraft]
[Gaming] (ZAM News (full))As content updates go, yesterday's World of Warcraft patch 3.3.3 was fairly substantial. After a few hours of not-so-unusual extended downtime, the recent patch 3.3.3 hit live servers yesterday afternoon, introducing a few radical changes to PvP and Battleground mechanics, a handful of auction house enhancements, a few profession changes and more. In addition to the new Frozen Orb-trading Frozo the Renowned NPC, character classes, items and the game client UI also received a slew of twea ...
As content updates go, yesterday's World of Warcraft patch 3.3.3 was fairly substantial. After a few hours of not-so-unusual extended downtime, the recent patch 3.3.3 hit live servers yesterday afternoon, introducing a few radical changes to PvP and Battleground mechanics, a handful of auction house enhancements, a few profession changes and more. In addition to the new Frozen Orb-trading Frozo the Renowned NPC, character classes, items and the game client UI also received a slew of tweaks and fixes.
Yesterday we offered a succinct overview of the patch changes in our release-day announcement, but casual players—or those who haven't been keeping tabs on the updated release notes—might appreciate a brief refresher course about the new features, especially regarding the specific changes to Battleground/Honor mechanics. After the jump, ZAM explains the most important things you need to know about patch 3.3.3. From the new profession changes to the various dungeon and class tweaks, we break it down in a quick-and-easy read.
PVP HONOR, BATTLEGROUNDS AND TOKENS
In Blizzard's ongoing effort to simplify WoW's underlying game mechanics by the time Cataclysm hits store shelves, patch 3.3.3 introduces several dramatic changes to PvP and Battlegrounds. The amount of Honor awarded to players for "honorable kills" in both world-PvP and Battlegrounds was raised by 100 percent; from now on, players will earn twice as much Honor for PvP kills, as well as Battleground and Wintergrasp objectives (capturing a flag or a tower, for example).
According to Blizzard poster Zarhym, the increased Honor gains are expected to bring PvP rewards "more in-line with the rate at which players obtain PvE rewards via the Dungeon Finder." However, the experience provided by Battleground objectives remains the same, as well as the Honor awarded for the weekly Wintergrasp quests. Still, regular PvP players should notice an overall increase in their cumulative Honor points from now on. The new changes still benefit infrequent PvP players, but Battleground and Wintergrasp regulars will see the most gain.
Another important change is the complete removal of "Marks of Honor" from the currency system. Blizzard removed the Battleground tokens from the PvP rewards system to simplify the buying process. "Any items which require these marks as currency will have their costs adjusted appropriately, to remove this requirement," Zarhym explained. "The quest NPCs will still be available to award players Honor for turning in leftover marks, including individual Marks of Honor if a player has more marks from one Battleground than another, but this is only to help players clear this expired currency."
Finally, patch 3.3.3 brings a new function to the Dungeon Finder tool; players now have the ability to queue for a "Random Battleground," similar to the Random Dungeon daily quests (this new system also replaces the previous Battleground dailies offered by Warbringers). Instead, the Random Battleground feature will award updated bonuses; winning a random Battleground for the first time in one day will award players "30 Honorable Kills worth of additional Honor currency and 25 Arena Points," according to the patch notes. Subsequent wins throughout the same day will provide 15 HK's worth of Honor, while losing players receive 5 HK's worth of Honor.
Overall, the new PvP and Battleground mechanics should simplify the rewards system and give players more versatility when buying PvP gear. If you still have dozens of old Marks of Honor, don't worry; you can always trade them in to Warbringers in exchange for Honor points. To learn about the few remaining changes to Battlegrounds, like the new "Call to Arms" system that replaced the Battleground holiday weekends, read the full patch 3.3.3 notes here, or check out Wowhead's related blog post.
TRADING FROZEN ORBS FOR CRAFTING GOODS

Without a doubt, the most popular NPC in all of Azeroth yesterday was Frozo the Renowned; at long last, players can finally swap all those Frozen Orbs for something useful. Introduced in patch 3.3.3, Frozo is a "Frozen Orb Trader" located in the Magus Commerce Exchange in Dalaran. Players can trade one Frozen Orb for one elemental Eternal (Eternal Fire, for example) or a Frost Lotus. He also offers Crusader Orbs in exchange for six Frozen Orbs, Runed Orbs for four Frozen Orbs and the new Pattern: Frosty Flying Carpet for six Frozen Orbs (tailors only).
Frozo was—and still is—a hot topic of debate among players who claim the new Frozen Orb trading system will wreak havoc on server economies. Throughout the past couple months, the after-market price of Frozen Orbs reached an absolute low of just a few silver more than vendor value (5 gold). Thus, the price of Eternals and Frost Lotuses would effectively drop to the same amount, screwing over crafters like Alchemists, opponents claimed.
Meanwhile, others point out the fact that a recent hotfix increased the drop rate for Frost Lotuses by 50 percent, and predict the market will stabilize after the initial rush of Frozen Orbs that players have stockpiled are depleted. In addition, the after-market price of Frozen Orbs is expected to rise now that they have an equivalent value of Eternals, Frost Lotuses and other crafting Orbs.
DUNGEONS AND RAIDS
The latest patch brings only a few changes to dungeons and raids, but they're welcome conveniences, like the ability to finally skip the long-winded Culling of Stratholme introductory dialogue. Weekly quests will now reset during each server's scheduled maintenance instead of a fixed global time, and all "holiday boss" encounters are now accessible via the Dungeon Finder tool.
Instead of heading into the Scarlet Monastery to activate the Headless Horseman encounter, for example, players must use the Dungeon Finder to queue up for access. Once the party is formed, it will be transported inside the dungeon at the direct location of the holiday boss encounter. The best part of this new mechanic is the removal of previous summoning criteria; according to the patch notes, "players can queue up for and fight each World Event boss as many times as they want for any standard loot that they may drop."
On the other hand, ultra-rare holiday loot like The Horseman's Reins "will have a chance of being found in holiday-themed loot troves which will drop once for each player in the party no more than once per day, in the same manner that doing the Random Dungeon daily quest will provide a specific reward the first time it is completed in a day," according to the notes. This means that players can fight each holiday boss as many times as they want, making it easier to score all the loot they want, with more convenient access. However, the drop access of really special holiday boss loot—like mounts—will still be limited each day.
PROFESSION CHANGES
Several professions received a little love in yesterday's patch; crafters should notice a substantial reduction in the number of Runed Orbs required for various patterns, and most Inscription recipes now call for just one ink instead of two. The cooldowns following the creation of Titansteel Bars, Moonshroud, Spellweave and Ebonweave have been removed (including the location requirements for the cloths). On the flipside, crafting Glacial Bags now results in a 7-day cooldown.
Lastly, the Engineering vanity pets Pet Bombling and Lil' Smoky are finally no longer Bind-on-Pickup, so now everyone can learn to summon these cool little guys. The Monsterbelly Appetite fishing quest is quite a bit easier as well; the objective location has been moved outside the Violet Hold in Dalaran, so players don't have to fly all the way down to the southern sea to catch the man-eating Monsterbelly anymore.
AUCTION HOUSE, UI AND MORE

We've covered most of the significant, class-independent features introduced in patch 3.3.3, but there are dozens of smaller tweaks, enhancements and fixes worth reading about in more detail in the patch notes. The WoW developers are continuing their trend of gradually lessening the need for third-party add-ons by improving various game elements themselves, like the new auction house features added yesterday. The most substantial improvement is advanced item-posting; "Entire stacks of a specific item type can be placed in the Auction frame and several options have been added for choosing how to list auctions," according to the notes.
The Dungeon Finder and Quest Tracker also received several improvements and fixes, and the World Map can now display "different levels of a multi-layered dungeon, zone, or city." Players will also notice an advanced set of filtering and sorting options in the Objectives frame now, as well as the ability to Shift-Click on a quest objective or check the Track Quest box on the Map to track a quest in the Objectives Frame.
Finally, patch 3.3.3 introduced dozens of class-specific tweaks and addressed a handful of bugs. For details about class and item changes (including a few Glyphs), check out the "Classes: General" and "Bug Fixes" sections of the official patch 3.3.3 notes.
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PayPal app (free) adds Bump
[iPhone] (iPhone Life Blog entries by all bloggers about iPhone and iPod Touch)This video demo of the free PayPal app is great fun, using a couple of guys sort of in the same vein as the "I'm a Mac" commercials. A version just released lets you Bump to exchange money. You hold your iPhones, bump fists to exchange contact information, and then send money with a tap.
This video demo of the free PayPal app is great fun, using a couple of guys sort of in the same vein as the "I'm a Mac" commercials. A version just released lets you Bump to exchange money. You hold your iPhones, bump fists to exchange contact information, and then send money with a tap.
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Wednesday's training -- photo reel
[Seattle, WA, Seattle, Most Popular, Op-Ed (opinion editorial), College Basketball] (The Seattle Times)Lots of spectators were out watching the Sounders FC's final training session before the season opener Thursday. Cameras were limited to the end of practice, but I got a couple shots of some guys practicing free kicks and penalty kicks.
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Re: 2009 to 2011 UH Men's Basketball Recruiting
[Hawaii] (SportsHawaii RSS Feed)[quote:nlhhgnaz]Being let go by USC might have been the best thing to happen to Gib Arnold. Only a couple of weeks after his dismissal as an assistant basketball coach, Arnold was hired earlier this week to be the head coach at the University of Hawaii. "Now I've got to work," Arnold said Wednesday afternoon while scouting Westchester High players at a Comets practice. "Got to get some guys." Arnold, 41, called returning to Hawaii "a dream come true" because he played high school basketball i ...
[quote:nlhhgnaz]Being let go by USC might have been the best thing to happen to Gib Arnold. Only a couple of weeks after his dismissal as an assistant basketball coach, Arnold was hired earlier this week to be the head coach at the University of Hawaii. "Now I've got to work," Arnold said Wednesday afternoon while scouting Westchester High players at a Comets practice. "Got to get some guys." Arnold, 41, called returning to Hawaii "a dream come true" because he played high school basketball in the state at Punahou School, where he was an All-American. His father, Frank Arnold, was the Rainbows' coach from 1985-87. "I always thought it would be great if I could take my family back there and now it's happened, so I couldn't be more excited," he said. "We've got quite a bit of work to do," he said. [/] -
The comic behind the film
[News, Guardian] (The Guardian World News)Mark Millar, a lay preacher, has shot to Hollywood fame with his comic book charactersMark Millar still has the air of a man who needs to pinch himself to appreciate his good fortune. After 20 years of rupturing the boundaries of taste and decency, the enfant terrible of the comic world has finally hit paydirt. Millar's stellar levels of bad language and violence may not raise eyebrows in the geeky world of comic novels, but when transferred to the big screen in Kick-Ass, they have generated the ...
Mark Millar, a lay preacher, has shot to Hollywood fame with his comic book characters
Mark Millar still has the air of a man who needs to pinch himself to appreciate his good fortune. After 20 years of rupturing the boundaries of taste and decency, the enfant terrible of the comic world has finally hit paydirt. Millar's stellar levels of bad language and violence may not raise eyebrows in the geeky world of comic novels, but when transferred to the big screen in Kick-Ass, they have generated the sort of publicity certain to ensure the film's success.
"Anything goes in the comic world, so sometimes you forget the sensibilities of the mainstream," says Millar. "But even I chuckled to myself at that line, because I knew it would cause a huge amount of fuss if it ever hit the big wide world. Sure enough . . ."
He is referring to the line delivered by Chloë Grace Moretz, aged 13, who plays 11-year-old child vigilante Hit-Girl in the Glaswegian's latest superhero offering. "OK, you cunts, let's see what you can do now!" The fact that the c-word was suggested by Moretz's mother, on set to help her daughter through filming, has done little to mitigate the moral outrage – which was further stoked by the presence of Jonathan Ross's wife, Jane Goldman, on the screenwriting credits.
"Look," says Millar, "we tried everything – we even came over all British and tried, 'OK, you wanker.' Nothing had the force of the line that we used; it was just right, it worked."
Millar, himself a father of young girls, is as amused as he is unrepentant. The film, he says, would be a roaring success even without the line. "After the post-premiere party, [director] Matthew Vaughn and I were congratulating ourselves, and then I stopped and said, 'We haven't sold a single ticket yet.' But in a funny way that doesn't matter – I always knew Kick-Ass would be a successful film, even when it was being turned down by studio after studio and we were being told it was rubbish."
On the page, Millar's outlandish plotlines have made him the art form's most powerful influence since Spider-Man's legendary co-creator Stan Lee. In the flesh, this garrulous lay preacher is explaining how he squares his devout Catholic faith with his fascination for gory violence one minute, and the next musing on working-class Glasgow's love affair with Americana, or his reaction when a recent bout of flu was misdiagnosed as cancer.
But mostly, Marvel Comics's chief writer talks with wide-eyed wonderment about celebrity. Hollywood's rediscovery of the power of comic books has propelled him to the apex of popular culture – beginning in 2008 with Wanted, a larcenously amoral tale starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy, which took $350m (£235m) at the box office.
Millar's steep upward trajectory has continued this year with Kick-Ass, which he describes as "a hymn to neo-conservatism", and he says there's plenty more to come. He is, though, determined to get out before he is 45, the point at which he believes the creative juices dry up.
"I had no misgivings about making the jump from comics to the mainstream," he says. "Lots of people in comics want it to be their little world, where only people who are genuinely into it are allowed. But I've never got what's cool about nobody looking at your stuff. The only people with an interest in being snooty about the mainstream are those people who can't reach it."
Hailing from Coatbridge, one of Scotland's most deprived communities, the fact that Millar gets to accompany unlikely architecture nerd Brad Pitt on his annual tour of Glasgow in homage to Charles Rennie Mackintosh is a source of wonder to the writer. So too was his recent appearance at the Oscars, where he found himself courted by A-list stars keen to take parts in his future films.
"One of my pals is absolutely average-looking but he always seemed to have absolutely beautiful girlfriends," Millar says. "He said that if it becomes known that you have really good-looking girlfriends, then you attract good-looking girls. It's like a club, and it's the same with the movies: Angelina really liked Wanted, so Brad wanted to come on board to produce Kick-Ass."
Not that the process of transforming Millar's graphic novels into celluloid creations has been easy. Initially, he was just happy to be involved, but then he looked at the cast for Wanted. He had never heard of McAvoy or Kazakh director Timur Bekmambetov, and "had just seen Borat, so presumed Bekmambetov must be cheap Russian labour". He looked at the credits of the producers and screenwriters – "not just The Fast And The Furious but the crap sequel 2 Fast 2 Furious, plus Legally Blonde" – and freaked out. "I thought it was going to be totally, embarrassingly rubbish," he laughs. "Fortunately, they conspired to make it brilliant."
Intoxicated, Millar thought he'd take a lead role in Kick-Ass. "I was executive producer of Wanted, which meant being involved in a couple of phone calls – 'Q: Do you want Angelina Jolie involved? A: Yes' – and I got paid a big chunk of cash for that. But with Kick-Ass, I've been shocked at how much work is involved. I was in on all of the casting: we looked at hundreds of people. Then there was drafting the script, the costumes, the sets and the filming – 14 weeks, doing 14-hour days."
The script was a particular problem. Millar, used to autonomy, was shocked at the accommodations he had to make. "I don't really do happy endings, so there's a huge difference between Kick-Ass the movie and Kick-Ass the comic," he says. "In the movie Matthew [Vaughn] really wanted the lead to get the girl, whereas in the comic, this guy is a loser and pretends to be gay because the girl works in a shelter and is really right-on. She just wants to be best friends, he wants to have sex with her, and in the comic when he confesses she tells him to fuck off. In the movie, Matthew has them having sex."
Like virtually every storyline in Millar's career, the baseline for Kick-Ass comes from his own experience. He's never pretended to be gay, but as a teenager he did convince a girl he fancied that he was as obsessed with Dynasty as she was, studying videos of the Colbys to complete the facade. Millar is convinced his success is down to his upbringing: his mother died when he was 14 and his father four years later, so he had to drop out of university to bring up his brother. Money was so tight that "the cat ate one day and we ate the next". Writing was an economic imperative.
Glasgow also gave him the cultural antennae to be successful. The city is built on the same grid system as New York ("there's more than an element of Gotham to Glasgow; it feels like a more modestly budgeted version of New York, only far more violent"), and west coast Scots have a fascination with the US that provokes a special bond: "I feel a kinship with American kids – I like what they like because it's what I like too. The collapse of the US economy is a godsend: what's terrible for the world is great for writing. The last eight years in particular have been good to me," he says, in a reference to George Bush.
There is a moral core to Millar's populism, as you'd expect from someone who cites Jesus and Tony Benn as heroes. The battle between good and evil are constant themes, as is redemption. But so too is an eye-watering level of violence. "It's cathartic," he says. "Besides, you need movement in a film, and to see superheroes pounding each other or picking up a car and whacking someone with it is visually exciting."
Although he has thought about moving to the US, Millar remains rooted in Coatbridge, the "Little Vatican" that has shaped him. Now in his last year as Marvel's chief writer, he has commissioned a largely Scottish group of friends and comic aficionados – Frankie Boyle, Muriel Gray, Ian Rankin, Armando Iannucci, Jonathan Ross and Russell Davies – to pen graphic novels for him.
"Glasgow's the perfect education – it's given me a unique life experience compared to everyone in the New York publishing industry and Hollywood. Every single person in Hollywood looks the same: the writers are all skinny, bald guys with glasses, who hang out in coffee shops all day."
• Kick-Ass is out on general release on Wednesday 31 March.
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MENu Dating: How to Sample a Buffet of Men
[Fun] (TresSugar)Springtime has arrived, which means now is the perfect time to Spring clean our love lives. For the single ladies out there, this might mean changing attitudes toward dating. Tristan Coopersmith, author of MENu Dating: Taste-Test Your Way to the Main Course, has one theory to consider: treat dating like a buffet and sample all the choices out there before you decide on your main course, aka a long-term partner. She says that just as you change your food habits when you want to lose weight, you n ...
Springtime has arrived, which means now is the perfect time to Spring clean our love lives. For the single ladies out there, this might mean changing attitudes toward dating. Tristan Coopersmith, author of MENu Dating: Taste-Test Your Way to the Main Course, has one theory to consider: treat dating like a buffet and sample all the choices out there before you decide on your main course, aka a long-term partner. She says that just as you change your food habits when you want to lose weight, you need to change your dating habits when you want to lose the losers. I chatted with Tristan and will be sharing her insight with you over the next couple of days.
What's MENu dating all about?
MENu daters believe that there's really no such thing as a bad date and employ the practice of feasting on a choice of delectable guys, which in the book I call manidates - man/candidates. Through that they learn about who they are, what they need in a relationship. So when they do place the final order off the buffet, they're totally aware of their individually complex pallet.What happens if you sample tons of men, and realize you're just too picky to settle on a main course? Should you ever give yourself a deadline to choose?
You've got to chuck out your mom's timeline, or your own timeline, or all this other pressure. I get it, we have biological clocks, if you want to have children there are some realities to deal with. But these are not as premature as women think they are. You know, women start worrying about this at 24!I really encourage women to not approach dating as a means to a marriage end, but rather as a journey in self discovery. Guys aren't thinking about it like that. Guys aren't going on a date thinking - oh she can be the one. A guy can pick up on that contrived pressure, and he's going to go running for the door. Girls need to go get a life. They need to get an awesome life that a guy wants to jump on board to. That's the most attractive thing. They don't want to fix a girl's broken life, they want to be a complement to a really great life. And vice versa.
What if someone hates dating? Isn't it possible to get overwhelmed at this "buffet"?
To see Tristan's answer, read more.
It's like people who love to travel and hate to pack. You can't love the idea of having a relationship, but hate to date . . . It's like, "Oh, I want to be so skinny but I want to eat cake and never work out." There are just some universal truths in life, that you can't get what you're not willing to work for. (Stop) thinking about dating as this chore, this exhaustive process - you're looking at it all wrong. You've gotta focus on the fun part of dating: putting together a fun new outfit, going to see new places. For a girl, I hate to sound so trite, it's getting a free meal. It's about sharing bad dating stories with your girlfriends. It's about learning things not just about guys but about yourself.
What about women who like dating too much, who are always on to the next man? Can you get addicted to dating?
(These women) probably don't want to be in a relationship. The point of MENu dating isn't to be a whore. It's to experiment with purpose. You're doing it with intent to learn about yourself. What you want and what you need in dating. And eventually it should become fewer and fewer, and you should be gearing yourself up toward a relationship, whether that means marriage or just a long-term boyfriend. -
Blazersedge Mailbag: March 24th, 2010
[NBA Basketball] (Blazersedge)More photos » Matt York - AP The traditional Phoenix "length of hand" comparison, practiced during most timeouts. This has nothing to do with the Mailbag. I just found the ritual amusing. And maybe a bit insecure. Browse more photos » Here's another edition of the Blazersedge Mailbag to get you through the off-days. This one is even (nearly) Penn and Pritcha ...
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The traditional Phoenix "length of hand" comparison, practiced during most timeouts. This has nothing to do with the Mailbag. I just found the ritual amusing. And maybe a bit insecure.
Here's another edition of the Blazersedge Mailbag to get you through the off-days. This one is even (nearly) Penn and Pritchard free! Yay!
How do you see the Blazers' chances in the playoffs this season? Jason Quick has alluded to the "magic" surrounding this team recently, and other writers/bloggers are starting to say, "Hey, maybe this team can do some damage in the playoffs!"
Dim, mostly. Notice how the magic and goodwill coincided almost exactly with the team drawing poor defensive squads (and some downright bad teams, period) on the schedule. I'm not minimizing the Blazers finally getting as healthy as they're going to be this year. I don't want to minimize the acquisition of Marcus Camby either. Both of those things have been key in making sure we get to the playoffs. But you're still seeing the residue of what the team has been through: disjointed play, stale sets, lack of trust and confidence in each other when the pressure gets high. You're not going to find too many bad defensive teams in the playoffs. You're going to face a ton of pressure.
The Blazers are going to draw the L*kers, Nuggets, Mavericks, or Jazz in the first round. Maybe you hope for Dallas because you've at least been able to beat them. Maybe you hope the Nuggets will struggle with the Kenyon Martin injury. But I'd have a hard time predicting four wins over any of those teams with a straight face. Two wins? Sure, could happen. I'd be ecstatic with three and a chance for a Game 7. But the 7-game first round is set up precisely to make upsets like this harder. I don't see any non-wishful reason to go with Portland winning a series this year.
Define "success" this season. How about next year?
The clock has been moved back a year because of the downpour of ill luck the Blazers have had. Just getting to the playoffs is success. Having won this many games is success. Not tucking our tails in, feeling sorry for ourselves, and limping into the lottery is success. That's this year, though. Next season we're right back to "Better make the second round". I believe it's crucial for this team to advance next year. Ideally they'd play in the Conference Finals, which is not beyond the realm of possibility. Portland cannot linger in the first round for multiple years. Teams that do so don't tend to prosper. Besides the confidence and unity of this team will be shaken unless they see deeper playoff runs. Plus they're not getting the experience they need if they get bounced in six games every year. This year is the last we'll be satisfied with just making the playoffs. After this it's win or bust.
Why do the Blazers struggle to score against the zone?
There are a few common ways to attack a zone. The specifics vary depending upon which kind of zone you're talking about but the general idea is the same: zone defense leaves seams and you want to attack through them. For simplicity's sake let's assume a standard 2-3 zone is being employed.
The most often mentioned zone-buster is shooting your way out of it. Zone defense leaves fairly wide gaps on the perimeter as those two top guys have to cover a bunch of court. The most obvious seams are diagonal from the basket to the right and left and sometimes right above the top of the key, smack dab in the hole between any two defenders. There's a general problem with this approach, however. Any defense, particularly any NBA defense, is going to be thrilled to have you launching deep. They'll consider that a job well done even if you hit a few. Opponents would be ecstatic about the Blazers in particular taking this approach. The majority of Portland's shots are going to come from the guards. Brandon Roy shoots 34% from distance. That's not horrible but it's not among the league elite either. Plus when he's shooting out there he's not hurting you with his best weapon, the drive. Also that 34% tends to come from a bunch of streaky, amazing games instead of consistent distance prowess. If he's off, you win with him shooting out there. I'm not even going to print Andre Miller's three-point percentage because this is a family-friendly site. You could make an argument that Nicolas Batum and Rudy Fernandez could bust zones this way but Rudy doesn't get consistent minutes and Nic doesn't get consistent shots. They'd be better candidates than the guards but it's likely your opponent would live with either one of them being Portland's offensive focus as well. Plus if you look at the threes Portland's offense promotes they're usually not from those diagonal angles unless coming off of a secondary break. The Blazers prefer the coffin corner near the baseline, one of the easiest threes to guard with the zone.
Fortunately there are better attack options than the deep ball. The most obvious is to get the ball in the center of the lane, usually around the free throw line. This causes three defenders--the two top guys and the one camped in the middle--to have to make decisions about who will actually defend the ball. Often they're slow making that decision and executing it. Sometimes too many guys come. Sometimes none do. Any of those eventualities lead to scoring opportunities directly or via one simple cut and pass. But think again of Portland's offense. How much of it happens at that free-throw line area? Almost none. We don't have a high post player. When the guards pull up they're not in that spot. Unless their last name is Bayless they don't usually drive down the middle for layups either. The only guy who's spent any time in that area at all is Marcus Camby and that's mostly been for other teams. I can imagine opposing defenses being happy with Marcus Camby trying to initiate the offense, especially with his jumper in its current state.
There's another seam to be exploited. That's the one diagonal from the basket about 12 feet out in the space between three defenders (the center and two sides). Unlike the other two approaches, this one is right in Portland's wheelhouse. This is exactly where LaMarcus Aldridge begins most of his offense. Miller, Roy, Batum...all of them drive through and/or pull up in this territory. So why isn't this the answer? Because all of the players I just mentioned outside of Batum take a long time to set up their shots. By the time LaMarcus catches, thinks, dribbles, turns, and shoots the gap isn't a gap anymore. Roy also sets up his moves deliberately. Batum is a quick hitter but he doesn't catch the ball in this gap and he's not yet comfortable enough with the pull-up game needed to exploit it fully on his own off the dribble.
A deep, low-post player who can also pass can do wonders against a zone. Portland doesn't have that right now either.
The shortcomings in the Blazers' approach in any of these instances could be overcome by sharp cutting and alert passing once the scorers have caught the ball in the right area. In fact they could put enormous pressure on the opponent with multiple threats that involve multiple defenders in that zone set. But notice also when other teams are throwing the zone. It's either a surprise for a couple minutes or it's late in the game. In the first case the team takes a while to adjust, giving the opponent at least a couple minutes of effectiveness after which they simply switch defenses. In the second case they're catching the Blazers at their most fatigued, when cuts are not as likely to be sharp and coordination not as likely to be crisp. Also in the fourth quarter Portland's scorers are thinking more about scoring than passing. They're less likely to give the ball up which makes their teammates less likely to cut with alacrity.
None of this is the way it should be. It could change and probably will. But you can understand why the Blazers don't just adjust automatically every time they see a zone.
Click through for questions about Martell Webster's shots, Rudy at point, KP's biggest mistake, Portland's Dream Coach, tracking playoff standings, an Oden-free ceiling, and much more...
Why doesn't anybody pass to Martell Webster anymore?
I feel sad every time I see Martell nowadays. It's not like this is the first time he's started a season well and faded into obscurity by the end but this year, given the injuries, it's seemed particularly pronounced. The reality is that he is a small forward and the Blazers need to get minutes out of Nicolas Batum and Rudy Fernandez ahead of him.
When Martell does hit the court nowadays he's getting scraps of minutes. It's always hard for guys to get in the scoring flow with that kind of time. You're coming off the bench cold, for one thing. If you're playing with the starters you're the odd guy in the lineup and don't get shots. If you're playing with the reserves you face an "everybody for themselves" mentality with other guys getting scraps of minutes wanting to make their mark too. Martell needs teammates to set up his offense and frankly they're not always in the mood during the few minutes he happens to get.
Martell's confidence also looks to be flagging a bit. That's natural given his situation. Mine would be too. But there's a general rule in the NBA that if guys don't have confidence in you they're not going to pass the ball to you. If you don't look like you have confidence in yourself (and sometimes like you can fight to prove that confidence in yourself) your teammates aren't going to bother digging for it to see if it's there. They're just going to take the shot themselves or give it to someone more prominent. This quickly becomes a Catch-22. You need shots in order to build your confidence but you can't get shots until your confidence is displayed. Basically the only way out of that hole is to get enough minutes that the situation normalizes and you become part of the offense by default if nothing else. Then you hit a couple shots and become a bigger part of the offense. But until Martell gets a steadier diet with a more regular group I don't see the situation changing.
In your article about Blazer blunders you said firing Tom Penn in the summer would have been better than now. What's the difference?
Well, not much for Penn. The difference is specifically related to the level of scrutiny involved. Granted the summer leaves more free time for speculation. But it's also a more normal time to part company with team members and therefore the dismissal would have been less jarring. I compare it to firing a teacher. If you let a teacher go in the summer people are likely to assume it had to do with general job performance. Maybe it was several small issues over time. Maybe the teacher just didn't mesh with the rest of the staff or the school's direction. Most people will easily accept an explanation of "philosophical differences" as an umbrella description for all of that and move on. But if you fire a teacher midway through the fourth quarter of the school year with classes ongoing everybody is going to want to know why. In this case they'll assume it's not a general job-performance issue but something drastic that required immediate action. Everybody's going to want to know what happened, particularly those with kids in the class. If you come out with "philosophical differences" they're going to say, "What kind of nuclear-level philosophical differences would cause you to terminate them so abruptly?" Or more likely they're going to call B.S. on the explanation and want to know what really went on.
What has KP's biggest mistake been?
Yeesh. I'm hesitant to point out specifics, partially because I'd like to avoid this becoming yet another "Oden vs. Durant" thread and partially because it seems cheap to use hindsight to evaluate decisions that the pros have to make in real time. I guess I'd point to a philosophical outlook. Kevin has often described the maneuverings of the NBA in terms of chess. From the beginning I've argued that this is the wrong game. KP would do better with a poker mindset.
What's the difference? Chess is a logical, somewhat impersonal game. Understanding your opponent helps but it's a cold, deliberate knowledge, expressed by the moves of pieces on the board. If you're much better than your opponent you don't have to understand him at all. If you know the game well enough, hold the right pieces, are able to make the right decisions you can steamroll over any number of opponents without even knowing their names.
In poker knowing your opponent is everything. You can have the right cards and make the right decisions but if you aren't able to work the relationships involved you can't maximize your profit and you'll often lose outright. It's a people game as much as a logic game.
Navigating the NBA is a lot more poker than chess. Having the upper hand, greater knowledge, better pieces to play...those are only half the battle. As a GM it's not about victory or defeat as much as maximizing your profits. You don't want to steamroll opponents. Instead you want to hearken to the old poker adage: you can shear a sheep many times but you can only skin him once.
Having tracked Kevin's moves and most of his public words since he's assumed office I do think the chess outlook has been reflective of his approach and his public demeanor. We know he has the right information. We know he's a good tactician. But maybe he's leaned too heavily on that and missed out on the more subtle aspects of the game?
I don't know. I hesitate to even answer this question because it makes me feel like "Who am I to judge?" But that's my best shot.
Can Rudy Fernandez really ever become a point guard?
Maybe the better question is whether the Trail Blazers can become the kind of team that can absorb the kind of point guard that Rudy would be. Rudy himself would need to develop better off-hand handles, a reliable drive, and probably improve the individual defense. Even then he'll not be your traditional PG. But as I've mentioned before, maybe you do run that Rudy-Roy-Nic lineup with Rudy among the ball-handlers, tempo-pushers, and halfcourt passers. If Portland's frontcourt can get extra-solid defensively it could happen.
Assuming Greg Oden never comes back or never becomes more than we see now, how high can the Blazers climb?
Oden is the defensive key to this team's future. Without him anchoring the middle LaMarcus Aldridge and the backcourt get exposed on defense. This is particularly critical when you consider the back-up centers we rely on now for defense won't be around forever. Oden's defense and rebounding are potential keys to Portland's offense opening up as he could free teammates to aggressively pursue turnovers and/or run out on the break.
I think the Blazers could easily make the second round without Oden. Maybe they could make the Conference Finals. But talk of the NBA Finals or a title revolves around Greg...not because he's the best player on the team but because he fills so many key holes for this team.
If you could have any coach for the Blazers besides Nate who would you choose? Van Gundy? Adelman?
Any coach? I'm going to go off the board and get Mike Krzyewski. The problem is that I have to get him soon (he's 63) and I'd have to spend an exorbitant amount of Paul Allen's money to make it happen. I'd surround him with at least one grizzled NBA veteran assistant (maybe Del Harris or bring P.J. Carlesimo back) and a couple of really hungry, motivated, young assistants who wanted to learn the ropes. I got talked into this over lunch with a friend one day and I think it's a good idea.
When you talk about playoff races you always talk about the loss column. Isn't the record the record?
Not precisely. The advantage of citing the loss column is it tells you which team has its own destiny in its hands. You can make up wins but you can never erase a loss.
Let's say one team is 52-17 and another is 48-16. The 52-17 team is technically ahead by percentage points. But if both teams win out the rest of the way the 48-16 team will finish ahead because it will have only 16 losses to the other team's 17. In other words the 48 win team can get to 52 by winning its next four games. But the 17 loss team can never get back to 16 losses again.
This turns out to be pretty valuable in determining who's really ahead in a bunched up race. If two teams are tied for losses all the trailing team needs to do is win to catch up. But if the trailing team has more losses it not only needs to win, it needs the other team to lose some games as well. Even if the Games Behind and percentage numbers are close (which often happens because the teams have played an unequal number of games) the latter is a much higher bar than the former.
What are your favorite sports teams in any sport besides the Blazers?
I used to be more of a sports junkie but I don't follow other sports as intently anymore. Time is one issue. But I've found as I've become more conversant with the Blazers and the NBA that you lose something by delving too deeply. You can't view games the same way. So I find it refreshing to sit down in front of a TV and be utterly clueless about all but the most obvious aspects of the game, just hoping for some entertainment and a close score. That kind of precludes me picking and following another team, at least religiously. I do tend to like it when teams where I used to live do well, as I know many of their fans and am happy for them. That would include the Packers, Vikings, the various Iowa schools, the Oregon colleges, the Seahawks, the Twins and Mariners, Boise State, and so on. But I don't follow them unless I happen to catch them on TV or they're in an important game.
Why don't you use initials on the questions anymore? --A.H.
I never wanted to use full names so as to keep questions free and anonymous. Besides some people e-mail under their actual names and I'm not sure that it's cool to use them. That's where the initials first came in. But then some people use both their real and screen names. Other people use just screen names. Other people use some kind of funky e-mail address. How do you turn skizzle78wp4kt into initials? I was spending an inordinate about of time agonizing over this, so I just quit.
Thanks for the questions! You can always send new ones in to blazersub@yahoo.com
--Dave
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Interview: Nexon's Dan Kim Says Free-To-Play Success Comes With Time
[Virtual Worlds] (Worlds In Motion)Daniel Kim is Nexon America’s new CEO, who just started in the company's Los Angeles U.S. HQ last spring. Prior to that, he worked out of the Seoul headquarters, and before that, for design firm IDEO in Palo Alto. In his own words, “My background actually is in mechanical engineering and product design, specializing in user interface and user experience design.” Kim had always been passionate about games, since the Space Invader days, he says. Gamasutra had the chance to speak with Kim ...
Daniel Kim is Nexon America’s new CEO, who just started in the company's Los Angeles U.S. HQ last spring.
Prior to that, he worked out of the Seoul headquarters, and before that, for design firm IDEO in Palo Alto. In his own words, “My background actually is in mechanical engineering and product design, specializing in user interface and user experience design.”
Kim had always been passionate about games, since the Space Invader days, he says. Gamasutra had the chance to speak with Kim extensively about the current state of Nexon, from the unprecedented Chinese success of Dungeon Fighter Online (two million CCUs!), to the company’s cash card pull out from Target, to the length of time the company will keep a fledgling online title going before giving up.
Some of Nexon’s biggest successes, including MapleStory, KartRider, and Dungeon Fighter Online originally launched to slow debuts, but as Kim says of the MMO industry in general, “you gotta keep trying.”
Dungeon Fighter Online - Two Million CCUs in China
Do you happen to have numbers for Dungeon Fighter Online worldwide because I've heard that it's bigger than people think.
DK: Well, worldwide, I can give you some of the highlights, which is, you know, it's the game with the most number of concurrent users in the world right now. They set the record at two million concurrent users in China, and it's only possible because it is China. Unless another Chinese game beats that, it's probably not going to get broken. It's been doing phenomenally well. I'm very excited about the prospects here, as well.
Yeah, I heard that from [Nexon America marketing VP] Min Kim, I don't think most people are aware that it was quite at that level on the worldwide scale.DK: Worldwide, the number of users... It's a big game in Asia. It's very strong. Before we acquired them, we were pretty much neck-and-neck. MapleStory and DFO were the two biggest games, definitely in the top five, kind of competing against each other. They still are competing against each other. And [DFO’s numbers are] continuing to grow.
How do you feel it's doing in the U.S.?
DK: It's doing well. We're really excited about the beta service that's in play right now. We're trying to make sure everything is in stable, polished order. We're very likely going to launch it officially and have an opening launch some time over the next couple of months.
I've heard there have been some lag issues.
DK: We're working on those technical issues, and that's what the beta is for.
Do you think it's because of the infrastructure here compared to Asia?
DK: Well, there is definitely the infrastructure challenge here in the United States versus Korea, Japan, or even China. And the technical requirements here are a little tougher on the developers, so it's taking us a little bit of time to figure those things out.
Facebook and Maple Story
Some of the free to play companies in Korea are looking toward Facebook as well. What about Nexon?
DK: Well, I think, actually, not a lot of the Korean companies are on the Facebook bandwagon yet because Facebook isn't yet so big in Korea. It's starting to pick up. We've actually done more than any other publisher in the free-to-play space with Facebook. We have something like 40,000 Facebook fans for MapleStory. We have over 30,000 Facebook friends for Combat Arms. It's a great communication channel, a way to communicate with our users.
What do you think about releasing games and apps on there?
DK: That's a really good question. That's something that we're looking at also, but it's a different type of game. The social games on Facebook are definitely very popular. We're very impressed with it. It's a space that we're looking at. We just launched MapleStory ITCG in beta.
It's a trading card game, and we made it in Flash so we can port into the Facebook environment as well. It's still in beta, but our plan is to try and launch it officially and have it available for Facebook players to play without having to sign up with us necessarily. That's kind of... I can point it out as one of our first attempts in the browser-based or social networking-friendly direction.
Rebrands and Cash Cards
How is the Block Party site rebrand going?
Daniel Kim: Block Party is a big initiative we're working on right now. We're really excited about it and planning to launch in the first half of the year. It's in alpha right now. We're getting all the backend stuff tested.
Wasn’t it supposed to be out already?
DK: We were originally scheduled to launch this spring, but you know, as typical with development, it takes a little bit longer. We're trying to polish it, trying to get the user experience to be optimal. So, hopefully we'll get to have an announcement pretty soon about closed beta and then open beta service. But the transition definitely is planned for this year.
And have I heard correctly that Nexon was pulling its cards out of Target?
DK: Oh, we have already. They've been a great partner for us, but it's just a business decision in terms of how much the fees were versus other retail distributors. We have a lot of eager distributors and retailers happy to sign up with us, and while Target had a great run with us and we're very grateful for their relationship in getting the business jump-started for us, you know, we decided to go our separate ways.
It used to be there were just like the Nexon cards, and maybe two other things, and now it's a really crowded rack. Does that have anything to do with it?
DK: Yeah, well, a lot of credit has to go to Min Kim for pioneering that space, because the category didn't exist at all before we went into Target. And now there are probably 15 other cards out there. But over time, you'll notice only a few cards actually stay on the racks. There's a lot of cycling of cards. It just has to do with how much business you can bring to the retailers to keep them interested and to keep them stocked up. I think it's a healthy sign for the industry going the microtransaction direction.
You still think that the cards are a good idea in general?
DK: Oh, absolutely. For us, it was a huge boon. We basically doubled our business as soon as we launched them. A lot of our core target audience, they're in high school or college; they don't yet have access to credit cards. So, prepaid cards is a great way for us to connect with those users and give them the kind of freedom to make their own decisions about purchasing.
The Console Space
What do you think about MMOs on the console? Do you think that that's every going to be a reality for Nexon? Only a couple of companies have tried to do it, and it's been okay for them.
DK: Yeah. I mean, that's a space that we've been looking at for a while because, you know, console is still a pretty big part of the industry. Our focus, of course, for us here in the U.S., is really more on the PC online games. But back in the home office, there are definitely considerations for Xbox 360 or PS3.
Actually, for Nintendo, MapleStory DS is I think launching some time this spring, but that's a Korean version only, so we'll see. There's some projects that are in the R&D; space for us right now, but for us here in the U.S. in North America, our focus is definitely on expanding our business in the PC space.
No plans to release MapleStory DS in the U.S. yet?
DK: Not yet. Not yet.
Spending actual money and launching an actual DS game in Korea is a very risky venture financially.
DK: Yeah. Actually, it's a joint venture with Nintendo. They really wanted to have a premiere title for the Korean market, and Maple Story, our IP, is one of the strongest. That's why they wanted to partner with us.
I always bother Min Kim about this, but DFO would be a pretty good Xbox Live Arcade multi-user kind of experience. It would work pretty well.
DK: Yup. Yup. I would have to agree. [laughs]
I feel I should tell every Nexon exec I meet. The Xbox version of Mabinogi never actually came out, did it?
DK: Right. The project, I believe, was targeted for Xbox. But, you know, like I mentioned before, that's one of our many R&D; initiatives back in Korea. Ultimately, I think the difficulty is to actually work with the publisher because they don't really have a microtransaction model. At least they didn't when we were working on it. So, that was always the struggle where we wanted to distribute the game for free, and the infrastructure just wasn't set up for that sort of thing.
I think it's getting closer to being possible now.
DK: I think so. I think so. We're exploring a lot of different possibilities right now.
The Return of Big MMOs to Korea
I don't know if they all launched yet, but I know that two Gstars ago, Nexon announced a bunch of kind of larger titles like 3D Mabinogi Heroes and Dragon Nest.
DK: Dragon Nest is just launching this week. I think they're going into open beta. Mabinogi Heroes, which we will bring here under a different name, has launched over the last Christmas season, and it's done phenomenally. It has become one of the bigger hits in our portfolio. I think in January, when they opened it and officially launched it, they have over 50,000 CCUs, which is a pretty significant number for Korea.
Anything over 20,000 is considered a blockbuster hit in Korea. And 50,000 is a big number. And it's sustaining and growing, so we're very happy about that, and very excited about the prospects here in North America.
It's interesting seeing some larger games like Dragon Nest launching in Korea again because everyone was kind of afraid of doing that for quite a while.
DK: Yeah. It's a pretty saturated market. But you gotta keep trying. [laughs]
I think a lot of people gained some confidence after Aion did okay.
DK: Yeah. The reality is that it's really about the content. Just because Aion did well doesn't mean you're going to be successful either. We've had a number of titles in Korea that didn't do quite as well when we first launched it, but over the last year, there are some titles that have done better.
How long do you feel you need to keep a title going before you decide whether it's going to take off or not because it takes quite a while to find out?
DK: Yeah. I think a minimum of six months to a year is kind of our typical timeframe that we put the game through. Because online games are quite different, you have to react quickly and watch the audience's reaction. Sometimes when you start out with kind of a rough start, you can cultivate it to hit a tipping point and have a massive success. And we've had that happen on Kart Rider. We've had that happen on MapleStory. We've had that happen on a number of our biggest titles.
So, we're patient with it. There's gotta be milestones and progress checks along the way, but we typically open a game and see how it does. You know, there are internal thresholds for opening the cash shop and going commercial until we have a pretty stable number of users for a particular game.
Even Dungeon Fighter went through that, didn't it? Before you guys bought it.
DK: In the early days, they were struggling like anybody else. Nobody expected them to kind of become the tour de force they've become. We're happy about that title. Certainly, it does take a little bit of time to ramp up. For a lot of these online games, it's true. Very rarely do you have like a huge blockbuster right out of the gate. That's why we're really excited about Mabinogi Heroes.
What do you see as the threshold of users before you can open it... And are you talking about from beta to commercialization?
DK: Yeah. During open beta, you know, threshold is set at different numbers for different games. It really depends on what type of game it is, what we expect out of the game, and how we're going to commercialize it. So, it's hard to give you a hard number. It's not like, "Well, unless you pass 10,000 concurrent users, you don't get to commercialize it." There's not a rule like that. It's customized per each of the game.
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Florida Gators' Positional Battles Heating Up
[New England Patriots, Sports, Fantasy Football] (Bleacher Report - Front Page)Saturday marked the first true day of Spring practice for the Florida Gators. It was the first day in full pads, which also makes it the first day to actually find out what the guys stepping up can do. Very few positions are locked in right now for the Gators. Offensively, the line will require some shuffling, and the wide receivers and tight end groups are totally wide open. Defensively, three of the five secondary positions have clear starters, but everything else is pretty open. Deonte Thom ...
Saturday marked the first true day of Spring practice for the Florida Gators. It was the first day in full pads, which also makes it the first day to actually find out what the guys stepping up can do.
Very few positions are locked in right now for the Gators. Offensively, the line will require some shuffling, and the wide receivers and tight end groups are totally wide open. Defensively, three of the five secondary positions have clear starters, but everything else is pretty open.
Deonte Thompson, despite his heretical remarks (wink, wink), is separating himself along with Carl Moore as a top receiving option. The two have been the most consistent receivers during the first two days of practice. Furthermore, Moore's back injury looks healed.
Another familiar face, Chris Rainey, was converted to the Percy position, but has been limited so far thanks to a minor injury.
As for the new faces, Solomon Patton, the freshman speedster, has been inconsistent so far but shows promise. Zach Azzanni was quoted talking about Patton's promise on Saturday. He said, "Patton, I promise I'm going to gut you if you drop one more ball, dammit!"
Stephen Alli is surprisingly far along considering his youth and inexperience. He only played two years of high school football before foregoing his senior year's eligibility to play at the next level.
Normally, that means he's a basketball player about to make millions of Nike dollars. In Alli's case, that means he's still playing football for less money than the NFL or USC would pay him.
At 6'6" with a three-plus foot vertical leap, Alli is a mismatch for everyone but LeBron James. His chances of seeing the field on Saturdays next August are increasing with each practice.
Back in my depth chart preview I guessed that Gerald Christian would be the guy getting the nod at tight end. So far, it looks that way. Physically, he's the closest thing to Aaron Hernandez on the roster, and has shown the best hands and blocking ability.
Jordan Reed is athletic as hell, but he's not far enough along to be the guy. I wouldn't be surprised if he's used in double TE sets though.
Desmond Parks is scheduled for wrist surgery and will likely be held out of spring ball.
Meyer lopped off one of the Gators' hydra running attack's heads when he moved Rainey to WR. However, the head has grown back quickly in the form of Mike Gillislee.
As it stands, he's the best runningback on the field (Demps is still running track), and he's in the process of stealing the number two spot from Moody. Offensively, this could be the best battle of the spring with both guys getting tons of reps.
For those of you who really like the option, don't fret. Just like when Chris Leak was here it will still be used, albeit in a less spectacular, less Mike Singletary way (you know, if Mike had ever lined up at QB and run an option).
Brantley has been spotted running the play in practice already and will use it just like every other Urban Meyer quarterback.
Freshman Tebow positioner Trey Burton has shown off very nice running ability including a couple of goal line touchdown runs.
Defensively, the middle linebacker position is the most competitive. Jon Bostic and Brendan Beal are both jockeying for the spot. Then there's Jelani Jenkins, who has taken a bit of a backseat, but will still be fighting for the starting job.
All are looking to carry the torch as the next Channing Crowderbacker, who is also known as the only good tradition that didn't burn out during the Ron Zook Era.
Joshua Shaw has heated up Moses Jenkins' seat as the cornerback opposite Janoris Jenkins (or that guy we're probably going to hate because he's not Joe Haden).
Jeremy Brown, UF's very own Greg Oden, is finally back (pun not always intended). He shows tons of promise but has an injury that is more likely for middle aged men than football players in their early 20s.
He's been working as the starting nickelback alongside Chad Kroger. Matt Elam is fighting for the position as well.
On the defensive line, nothing is set except for probably Justin Trattou.
Beyond him, Jaye Howard and someone else will maybe start the spring game on the line, and Jaye Howard and possibly someone different could start in the fall (there's a lot of big guys who haven't really separated themselves, except for Jaye Howard).
Of course, this is spring, so everything could change everyday from now until September. This is especially true with the influx of new defensive talent that will descend like a tidal wave this summer.
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Where did Julie Doiron eat? (Plus where you can go veg too)
[China, Shanghai] (Shanghaiist)Photo of one of our readers' vegetarian home cooking. Seriously, invite us over. We'll go. Last week, we asked you - our wonderful readers - to give Canadian songstress Julie Doiron some great recommendations for vegetarian food options. In return, we'd give the best choices a pair of tickets to her concert. You guys responded - and one of you even invited her over to your house for some home-made vegetarian cooking. Unfortunately, that was a little harder to arrange so the home cooker didn't ...
Last week, we asked you - our wonderful readers - to give Canadian songstress Julie Doiron some great recommendations for vegetarian food options. In return, we'd give the best choices a pair of tickets to her concert. You guys responded - and one of you even invited her over to your house for some home-made vegetarian cooking.
Photo of one of our readers' vegetarian home cooking. Seriously, invite us over. We'll go.Unfortunately, that was a little harder to arrange so the home cooker didn't win - Julie traveled with a couple of band members and JUE festival organizers, and nobody wanted to crash a house with 15-some guests. However, the home cooking did look awesome! If you ever want to invite Shanghaiist staff over for a good vegetarian dinner, Natasia, we'd be more than delighted!
So what did win the tickets? Split-Works' pics are below:
FROM GABE G.
Vegeterian Lifestyle a.k.a. the Jujube Tree a.k.a.2 whatever its chinese name is... its on Nanhui lu corner with Fengxian lu (the best of many branches), right behind the Westgate Mall on Nanjing Xi. This is by far the best vegetarian place in town, great variety of dishes at excellent prices, and pleasant and plain atmosphere. Dont go for that goldy or godly on nanjing, every dish uses the same gluten, not even the one on Jade temple or the macrobiotics (fckn fancy hippies!) there's no match!!
[Ed note: Incidentally, this is the place we took Jose Gonzalez to when he came over last year. He enjoyed it quite a bit as well.]
Jujube Tree, 258 Fengxian Lu near Jiangning lu, 奉贤路258号近江宁路
FROM NANCY L.
Favorite restaurant is this little vegan place called Loving Hut in Yangpu where I work. The restaurant sources their produce from local markets and makes fresh and hearty Chinese dishes (without the meat of course). They have stacks of vegetarian cooking books and books on animals and nature which I like to browse while waiting for my food. Everyone who works there is super sweet and all vegetarians because they don't believe in killing animals. A lot of students from Fudan like to go there because the food is incredibly cheap. A bit out of the way for most people but one of the few good vegetarian/vegan options in this city.
Loving Hut, 506 Guoding Lu near Zhengmin Lu, 国定路506号进正民路
Thanks guys!
Also, if you want more information on vegetarian restaurants (or generally, how to survive here if you don't eat meat), check out this resource: Vegetarian China. Unfortunately, the Shanghai restaurant guide is incredibly sparse, but boy do they have Beijing covered.

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Poetry Chat Room Catastrophe (Internet Horror Stories)
[Oddities] (Urlesque)Filed under: Humor, TechI never thought I would find true love in a chat roomand I was right! After a big break up with my high school boyfriend during sophomore year of college, my friends encouraged me to talk to some like-minded guys in a chat room. One guy in particular really seemed to understand me. He said he was from a town near my hometown. He claimed to be interested in all the same things I was. He said he was 22 and an English major at a big university. He read poetry. He wou ...
I never thought I would find true love in a chat room...and I was right!
After a big break up with my high school boyfriend during sophomore year of college, my friends encouraged me to talk to some like-minded guys in a chat room.
One guy in particular really seemed to understand me. He said he was from a town near my hometown. He claimed to be interested in all the same things I was. He said he was 22 and an English major at a big university. He read poetry. He would quote Keats and Hughes to me online.
We would chat late into the night and I would always wake up to a good morning e-mail. We never exchanged real names and agreed that we would when we met in person. We decided while I was home for spring break that we would meet at the local coffee shop.
Now, I admit, I was not completely honest with all of my descriptive features. I shaved off a few pounds and added a couple of inches. I may have advanced my age a year -- 21 seemed to have more appeal than almost 20. But when I arrived at the appointed location to find my pimple-faced 17-year-old brother waiting for me with a red rose, I was mortified. No wonder we had so much in common...we shared DNA! Needless to say, neither of us ever spoke of the incident again and I haven't been in a chat room since.
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Gamertell Review: Red Steel 2 for Wii
[Gaming] (Gamertell)Section: Reviews, Features, Opinions, Consoles, Wii, Genres, 3D, Action, Adventure, FPSTitle: Red Steel 2 Price: $49.99 ($59.99 bundled with Wii MotionPlus) System: Wii Release Date: March 23, 2010 Publisher (Developer): Ubisoft Entertainment (Ubisoft Entertainment) ESRB Rating: “T” for animated blood, mild language, mild suggestive themes, violence Pros: Wii MotionPlus implementation is great, immersive action Cons: Exhausting, feels like a game of nothing but side quests, ov ...
Section: Reviews, Features, Opinions, Consoles, Wii, Genres, 3D, Action, Adventure, FPS
Title: Red Steel 2
Price: $49.99 ($59.99 bundled with Wii MotionPlus)
System: Wii
Release Date: March 23, 2010
Publisher (Developer): Ubisoft Entertainment (Ubisoft Entertainment)
ESRB Rating: “T” for animated blood, mild language, mild suggestive themes, violence
Pros: Wii MotionPlus implementation is great, immersive action
Cons: Exhausting, feels like a game of nothing but side quests, over-the-top presentation gets annoying
Overall Score: One thumb up, one thumb sideways; 87/100; B+; ***1/2 out of 5At one point while I was playing through Red Steel 2, my wife watched a bit of the game and asked, “Is this a western?”
I didn’t know. It kind of is, only with motorcycles. And trucks. And swords. And a bunch of guys in face paint.
So, it’s a western only in that it’s set in the west and the main character wears one of those long coats that look fantastic blowing in the wind, even though it tends to happen when there’s no wind.
Of course, the setting is only there for style. The main selling point of Red Steel 2 is the Wii MotionPlus requirement. Note that I said “requirement,” not “support.” You need Will MotionPlus to play the game, and rightfully so. Providing nearly 1:1 motion recognition, no other game has come this close to delivering such an immersive sword fighting experience.
But that’s not completely a good thing.
The Magnificent Stranger
Red Steel 2 begins with a bit of a letdown. Your character, The Hero (because giving him a name would’ve made him become someone other than ourselves), awakens tied to a rope at the wrong end of a motorcycle and is dragged through the desert and aqueducts as he fights to break free. And yet all you do is watch. It’s a curious decision, because there are button-mashing animated sequences later game. Why the developers chose to not let us interact from the start, I can’t say.
But things quickly pick up and they never slow back down. The action takes place in and around Caldera, Nevada, a city that’s half from the past, half from the future, and half from Asia. That’s three halves, I know. It’s a weird city.
The citizens of Caldera seem surprised to see you. They’re also mad at you for losing your sword, but seeing that you’ve apparently been banished for five years, I don’t see they’ve got a right to really complain. Anyway, it also doesn’t stop them from immediately sending you into town on some errands, pretty much all of which require you to kill a whole lot of people. The story—what’s going on with the town, you and your sword—is revealed as you complete missions.
A Fistful of Dollars
Although Red Steel 2 is a first-person shooter at heart, it obviously focuses on sword play. Move with the Nunchuck, attack with the Wiimote. The Wii MotionPlus finally gets a high-end action game to show off its capabilities and, yes, it is tremendous fun to literally hack and slash your way through a half dozen bald dudes in armor plating. You’re taught various moves and button combos throughout the game to increase your capabilities, but I found myself mostly just swinging away (not a good idea, but that’s who I am).
The Wii MotionPlus actually takes into account the strength of your swing and there are certain enemies where you’ll need to swing with strength in order to do any damage. The benefit here is that, well, it’s awesome! The drawback is that it’s exhausting and a little dangerous (make sure there’s no one standing around you when you play).
You can’t sit down to play this game, so you’re up swinging your arm constantly. It’s hard to handle for more than half an hour at a time, but the developers seemed to have taken that into account, delivering the “missions” in short flurries of activity. Kill some guys, find something, turn something on, and head back to base. Save and quit or move on.
Thankfully, you’ve got your gun, too. Using the gun and sword in tandem is pretty much a necessity, as many of your enemies will also have guns. There are eventually opportunities to dodge bullets or deflect them with your sword (ah, if only), but it’s still more efficient to drop an enemy to his knees with a well-placed bullet, then finish him off with “the guillotine.” Although you can get by early by just hacking away, you won’t last long deeper in the game without balancing use of your gun with the offensive and defensive sword play, as well as showing some patience during battles.
For a Few Dollars More
Visually, Red Steel 2 is what a good game on the Wii has to be: stylized. We don’t get outstanding graphics compared to what we see on the Xbox 360 and PS3, so games need to look "cool". Red Steel 2 does. The town and characters seemed pulled from a graphic novel, and the design creates an interesting mashup of the old west with a modern and somewhat bleak industrial town. The western atmosphere is highlighted by a pitch-perfect soundtrack.
There is a degree of sameness throughout, but you expect that from Nevada. I didn’t expect it with the villains, though, who mainly fall into three families: the Jackals, the Katakara and the Ninja. They each have their share of bosses, all of whom are way over-the-top. In fact, so are your friends. Although the dialogue and acting is likely overdone on purpose to fit the theme, it does get annoying after a while.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Beyond the goofy script, goofy acting and the physical strain of playing the game, my complaints about Red Steel 2 are few. I didn’t like that destroying inanimate objects yields cash rewards, because I then felt the need to punch every phone booth, pop machine and barrel in town. This makes the game even more tiring and it kills the flow of the missions. “I’ll take care of you in a minute, Payne. First, I need to see if there might be a couple nickels at the bottom of this conspicuously placed barrel. Weapon upgrades and advanced sword play techniques aren’t cheap. Know what I’m sayin’?”
The mission/return, mission/return layout may be necessary to prevent gamers from passing out from exhaustion while playing but it also prevents you from really getting deep into a gaming session.
Finally, I’m surprised there’s no stealth element involved. You can often see your enemy distracted in the distance but there’s no way to sneak up on them. Seems to me a fellow like The Hero would would know a thing or two about the surprise attack.
Still, Red Steel 2 should be experienced by every hard core Wii gamer out there. The sword play is fun (provided you’ve had your carbs) and is totally unique in the console gaming world. Ubisoft was smart enough to deliver a competent and engaging story around the action and they’ve managed to release a sword fighting western that’s safe for younger gamers without compromising the intensity of the fights.
Pick it up, put on a coat that sacrifices functionality for looking good in the wind and become a hero. No. Become The Hero.
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2010 Fantasy Baseball: Surprisingly Similar Starting Pitchers
[New England Patriots, Sports, Fantasy Football] (Bleacher Report - Front Page)All alliteration aside, a couple days ago I took a look at Hiroki Kuroda using the "hidden name method," comparing his peripheral stats to those of Chris Carpenter. It's an interesting way to look at two different pitchers and see how one may have had a bit more fortune than the other. Also, it's a good way of finding some pitchers that may be overvalued or undervalued heading into 2010 drafts. Using 2009 stats Player A: 9.50 K/9, 2.00 BB/9, 40% GB% Player B: 9.49 K/9, 2.14 BB/9, 38.3 G ...
All alliteration aside, a couple days ago I took a look at Hiroki Kuroda using the "hidden name method," comparing his peripheral stats to those of Chris Carpenter. It's an interesting way to look at two different pitchers and see how one may have had a bit more fortune than the other. Also, it's a good way of finding some pitchers that may be overvalued or undervalued heading into 2010 drafts.
Using 2009 stats...Player A: 9.50 K/9, 2.00 BB/9, 40% GB%Player B: 9.49 K/9, 2.14 BB/9, 38.3 GB%
Player A is Zack GreinkePlayer B is Ricky NolascoThe key difference here was Nolasco's problems with allowing home runs. He allowed 23 long balls while Greinke allowed only 11.
Player A: 9.74 K/9, 4.79 BB/9, 39.4% GB%Player B: 9.19 K/9, 3.33 BB/9, 41.8% GB%
Player A is Clayton KershawPlayer B is Max Scherzer
Kershaw ended 2009 with a 2.79 ERA while Scherzer finished with a 4.12 ERA. Both pitchers generated a bunch of strikeouts, but Scherzer walked over a full batter less per nine innings. A big difference here came in the BABIP against department where Kershaw had a quite low .274 BABIP against and Scherzer has a high .323 BABIP against.
Player A: 8.48 K/9, 4.22 BB/9, 2.01 K/BBPlayer B: 9.75 K/9, 4.85 BB/9, 2.01 K/BB
Player A is A.J. BurnettPlayer B is Jonathan Sanchez
For some reason people still seem to overvalue Burnett a bit. Sanchez has the better strikeout rate and his walk rate is not that much worse than Burnett's.
Player A: 8.18 K/9, 2.68 BB/9, 53.4% GB%Player B: 8.22 K/9, 2.50 BB/9, 50.3% GB%Player C: 8.45 K/9, 2.76 BB/9, 44.9% GB%
Player A is Felix HernandezPlayer B is Josh JohnsonPlayer C is Wandy Rodriguez
All three of these guys go into 2010 drafts as highly regarded pitchers, but Felix Hernandez is coming off the board well before the other two. Hernandez has the best ground ball rate, but only by about three percent over Josh Johnson.
Player A: 7.88 K/9, 2.48 BB/9, 35.7% GB%Player B: 7.87 K/9, 2.38 BB/9, 34.1% GB%
Player A is Johan SantanaPlayer B is Aaron Harang
Harang fell victim to a .339 BABIP against last season and has had some problems with the long ball over the past two seasons. He's a great late round target in 2010.
Player A: 7.83 K/9, 1.32 BB/9Player B: 7.81 K/9, 2.00 BB/9, 4.32 ERA, 3.72 FIPPlayer C: 7.76 K/9, 2.10 BB/9, 3.09 ERA, 3.72 FIP
Player A is Roy HalladayPlayer B is Cole HamelsPlayer C is Cole Hamels (circa 2008)
Halladay has a much better ground ball rate, but the similarities in strikeouts and walks is quite telling. Hamels had a .325 BABIP against last season, which was the worst of his career. He should bounce back big time in 2010.
Player A: 7.71 K/9, 2.62 BB/9, 42.9% GB%Player B: 7.70 K/9, 2.31 BB/9, 50.9% GB%Player C: 7.60 K/9, 2.75 BB/9, 44.3% GB%
Player A is CC SabathiaPlayer B is Brett AndersonPlayer C is Gavin Floyd
Anderson has the best ground ball rate of the group as well as the highest BABIP against. Gavin Floyd is the real sleeper here as he heads into his age 27 season.
Player A: 6.84 K/9, 2.13 BB/9, 42.3% GB%Player B: 6.78 K/9, 2.14 BB/9, 46.2% GB%
Player A is James ShieldsPlayer B is Jason Hammel
The difference in ADP is quite significant despite the similarities between the two. Hammel was a highly regarded pitching prospect in the Rays system at one point, but was overshadowed by other pitching prospects like David Price, Wade Davis, Jeremy Hellickson, etc. despite pitching in Coors field last season, Hammel allowed less than one home run per nine innings while Shields allowed 1.19 home runs per nine innings.
Player A: 6.45 K/9, 2.91 BB/9, 44.8% GB%Player B: 6.23 K/9, 2.94 BB/9, 40.5% GB%Player C: 6.36 K/9, 3.14 BB/9, 42.9% GB%
Player A is Kevin CorreiaPlayer B is Jeff NiemannPlayer C is Jair Jurrjens
This is exactly why I will not draft Jurrjens this season. I don't think anyone will go out of their way to target either Correia or Niemann in 12-team mixed leagues, yet Jurrjens will likely go off the board in the mid-rounds or earlier. Also, Jurrjens benefited from a low .273 BABIP against last season.
This last one is my favorite.
Player A: 6.73 K/9, 1.73 BB/9Player B: 6.64 K/9, 1.76 BB/9
Player A is Chris CarpenterPlayer B is Carl Pavano
I left out ground ball rate for effect only. Carpenter's ground ball rate is better by over 10 percent. Still, it goes to show just how good Pavano's command is and that he could be one of those pitchers who ends up surprising everyone in 2010 off the waiver wire.
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NPR Show Teams With Cell Phone Expert To Fight Distracted Driving
[Goodtweet (Twitter material), Psychology] (Psychology / Psychiatry News From Medical News Today)NPR's Car Talk guys, Tom and Ray Magliozzi, may be a couple of motor mouths, but they always put a lid on using cell phones behind the wheel. The perennial jokesters confirm their serious commitment to addressing the issue of devices that take a driver's focus off the road by teaming with the University of Utah to launch the Driver Distraction Center at their web site: http://cartalk ...
NPR's Car Talk guys, Tom and Ray Magliozzi, may be a couple of motor mouths, but they always put a lid on using cell phones behind the wheel. The perennial jokesters confirm their serious commitment to addressing the issue of devices that take a driver's focus off the road by teaming with the University of Utah to launch the Driver Distraction Center at their web site: http://cartalk... -
Arnold Palmer: Tiger Woods Should 'Open Up'
[The Huffington Post, Huffington Post, Obama] (The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com)ORLANDO, Fla. — Arnold Palmer believes redemption for Tiger Woods starts with being more open with the media. Palmer initially was guarded with his opinion about Woods and the sex scandal that has tarnished golf's biggest star. But when asked at Bay Hill how Woods could show more respect for the game – as Woods pledged in his public apology last month – Palmer's suggestion was for him to let his guard down. "It's up to him to do and say whatever he feels he needs to do ...
ORLANDO, Fla. — Arnold Palmer believes redemption for Tiger Woods starts with being more open with the media.
Palmer initially was guarded with his opinion about Woods and the sex scandal that has tarnished golf's biggest star. But when asked at Bay Hill how Woods could show more respect for the game – as Woods pledged in his public apology last month – Palmer's suggestion was for him to let his guard down.
"It's up to him to do and say whatever he feels he needs to do to redeem the situation, put it in the proper place," Palmer said. "My opinion, as I said ... I was going to keep to myself. But I suppose the best thing he could do would be open up and just let you guys shoot at him. And that's just my thought."
Such advice comes from an 80-year-old, seven-time major champion who first made golf popular among the masses in America with his charisma, hard-charging comebacks and a connection with fans unlike any other player. Palmer won them over by looking them in the eye and speaking from the heart.
Even after he finished his press conference Wednesday, the King looked comfortable facing more than a dozen reporters until it was time for him to get ready for the pro-am in the Arnold Palmer Invitational.
Woods is missing the tournament for the first time in his career. It had been the only regular PGA Tour event he played every year.
Palmer said he was disappointed Woods wasn't playing, instead choosing to make his return to competition in two weeks at Augusta National, where each has won four green jackets.
Woods is the two-time defending champion and a six-time winner at Bay Hill. Among the more indelible images are Woods and Palmer embracing behind the 18th green before the trophy presentation.
It is doubtful Woods will take Palmer's advice. The only time they have spoken since Woods' private life of infidelity was exposed came last week, when he called Palmer to tell him he would not be playing at Bay Hill this year.
"He called me one evening and we had a conversation," Palmer said. "I wasn't in a position to hear him very well, so I asked him if he would call me the next morning just to confirm what he had said, and he did. And the situation was that he didn't feel his game was sharp enough to come and compete that soon, so he told me that he was not going to play. He would go to Augusta first.
"That's really the conversation."
Woods has spoken publicly only twice since the Nov. 27 car accident that started his spectacular downfall, which cost him three major endorsements and turned a global icon into a butt of jokes. He gave a 13 1/2-minute statement to his closest supporters on Feb. 19, then gave interviews to ESPN and The Golf Channel, which were aired the same time Sunday evening.
Woods has dominated the conversation at Bay Hill, as has been the case at other tournaments this year. It is more prevalent at Bay Hill because his return is imminent.
"I will say we are disappointed Tiger isn't here to play," Palmer replied to the first question about Woods. "On any of the other issues – you started your question with 'Move on' – I think that's probably the best thing to do. Move on."
Palmer expected Woods to contend at Augusta National, which will be his first competition in five months, because that's the "nature of the beast." Even so, he was surprised that Woods will make the Masters his first tournament.
Palmer said he often took a couple of months off during the winter, as most touring pros did in the 1960s and '70s, but that he would play just about every tournament leading to the Masters and other majors to make sure he gave himself the best chance to win.
One thing Woods could face – if not at Augusta National, then other tournaments with less control over the gallery – is heckling. Palmer remains one of the most beloved figures in golf.
"It would probably bother me," Palmer said. "I'm a sensitive person by nature. I suppose if it happened often, I'd get used to it. But it's not something I would look forward to."
Colin Montgomerie knows about this. He had several instances in America where he was heckled, especially at the U.S. Open.
"But Tiger is different," Montgomerie said. "I only got the spotlight when I came over here to America. He has a spotlight and has had it on him for the last 10 years. So I don't envision problems arising with that at all. He's the most focused sportsman I've ever known, and I think that he will adapt accordingly."
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San Francisco Giants Roll On as Madison Bumgarner Hits a Bump in the Road
[New England Patriots, Sports, Fantasy Football] (Bleacher Report - Front Page)There is no doubt that a National Football League fantasy season is fun. Major League Baseball's storied infatuation with statistics and the length of its season just happen to make the diamond's make-believe game infinitely better. I mention this because I'm of the camp that believes our resultant addiction to fantasy baseball skews some current observations of the game. One example appears to be the growing import of Spring Training numbers. The process of the exhibition is obviously crucial, ...
There is no doubt that a National Football League fantasy season is fun. Major League Baseball's storied infatuation with statistics and the length of its season just happen to make the diamond's make-believe game infinitely better.
I mention this because I'm of the camp that believes our resultant addiction to fantasy baseball skews some current observations of the game.
One example appears to be the growing import of Spring Training numbers.
The process of the exhibition is obviously crucial, but the process often involves focusing on what is not working. Starters don't necessarily attack the zone to get a guy out, relievers aren't anchored in their accustomed roles, and hitters don't always swing to situations.
Furthermore, the scorecards are littered with names who will not—as in never—see the daylight of the Big League regular season. In other words, not all March numbers are created equally.
It's great to use them as relevant-not-probative pieces of evidence to justify the revelation that is los Gigantes' Darren Ford as a gem in the waiver-wire rough.
But to bank on the unheralded (for San Francisco's stocked farm system) 24-year-old shredding the real deal at his current clip is unrealistic. Despite the popularity of touting off-the-radar names in fantasy circles, it's incredibly rare for such insightful recommendations to pan out for even a month, so forget about a whole campaign.
Thus, I'm not doing cartwheels because the San Francisco Giants' 16-6 record leads the Show's preseason in both number of wins and winning percentage (.727). It's much rosier than the alternative, but the fact that the Giants' offense has been the engine powering the Spring surge hasn't convinced me it's out of the woods quite yet.
Nor am I in a state of panic because 20-year-"old" phenom Madison Bumgarner's sub-par showing, especially on the radar gun, earned him a trip down to Triple-A ball.
The quotes in the previous sentence are really the only explanation anyone should need for the muted reaction to MadBum's so-called demotion. Additionally, fans of the Orange and Black must love the kid's grounded reaction to the news as reported by another in the growing list of stand-out Bay Area sports media figures, Andrew Baggarly:
“I’m only 20. I’m ahead of the curve. That’s what I talked to my family about, and Rags [pitching coach Dave Righetti] and Boch [manager Bruce Bochy]. It’s a good thing.”
What's there to worry about when Bumgarner demonstrates that sort of enlightenment at such a tender age?
As for the fuss over his failure to replicate the velocity of a year ago, I'm swallowing the mechanical culprit hook, line, and sinker. Again, this man-child was born in 1989—he's most assuredly destined for stretches where everything gets funky on him. Shoot, a couple heavy lifting days might knock him all kinds of sideways.
Judging from his mentality, the youngster will be just fine.
Likewise, my optimism that the offense shares the same fate is swelling (which is not the same thing as being "convinced").
The aforementioned Ford—raking with a .476 average in 21 at-bats, 10 runs scored, six runs batted in, four stolen bases (his forte), two doubles, and a triple—is not the only hot lumber. Aaron Rowand, Aubrey Huff, Buster Posey, Matt Downs, and Bengie Molina are all torching the ball with equally blinding numbers.
Despite the cynical opening, even I have to acknowledge having so many guys so locked in bodes well even if it is merely Spring Training. All the more so when Pablo Sandoval doesn't pop up on the list—you know Little Money will loom large in the batter's box eventually.
Of course, the squad isn't free of red flags.
Mark DeRosa, Edgar Renteria, Nate Schierholtz, and Juan Uribe haven't found their ideal grooves to date. Freddy Sanchez won't be back for Opening Day...or the opening month, possibly.
Oh, and the starting rotation—which stumbled mightily out of the gates in 2009—has been unsteady.
Tim Lincecum and Jonathan Sanchez are either (A) scuffling, or (B) trying to smooth out the jagged edges. Barry Zito hasn't exactly been lights out and Matt Cain has been uneven, though he threw well in the Giants' latest victory.
Nevertheless, there's much more to like about the developing 2010 San Francisco season.
The rotation was the toast of baseball in 2009 so even if it regresses a bit in the new year, it should be fine. A stance fortified by the duel between Kevin Pucetas and Todd Wellemeyer for the fifth spot in the rotation—the veteran Wellemeyer has a slight edge in what has been a good battle.
If either right-hander can establish himself as a threat from the No. 5 spot on the bump, that should compensate for any ground given back by the Franchise, the Kid, Zito, and/or Sanchez.
The offense surely won't be this good, but the exhibition performance can't be a total mirage, either.
If the bats can simply retain a fraction of this potency, we should see a substantial improvement in run production, which is bad news for the rest of the National League West.
And music to the Bay Area's ears.
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Worst of the Night: March 23, 2010
[NBA Basketball] (Basketbawful)An entire team of Clippers versus one senior citizen?Smart money's on the senior citizen. The Washington Wizards Generals Bullets: The Bullets pushed a much better Bobcats team to overtime -- yeah, wrap your head around the notion that the 'Cats are a "much better" team than anybody -- but still stuffered a 95-86 home loss. It was Washington's 12th consecutive defeat. Washington's last victory? An 89-85 win over the New Jersey Nyets on February 28. This is the saddest group of Wizards I've seen ...
An entire team of Clippers versus one senior citizen? Smart money's on the senior citizen.
The WashingtonWizardsGeneralsBullets: The Bullets pushed a much better Bobcats team to overtime -- yeah, wrap your head around the notion that the 'Cats are a "much better" team than anybody -- but still stuffered a 95-86 home loss. It was Washington's 12th consecutive defeat. Washington's last victory? An 89-85 win over the New Jersey Nyets on February 28.
This is the saddest group of Wizards I've seen since, well, this guy:
Pictured: Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Duke and First Marquess of Talisker and Unofficial Wizard and Sorcerer-in-Residence unto the Mortalfolk of the City, County and State of New York! No, really.
And here's where this historic fail starts to come in: the Bullets will tie the franchise record for longest losing streak if they don't beat the Pacers in Indiana tonight. Of course, it might never have come to this if the Bullets had gotten more than seven and a half minutes out of...
Andray Blatch: During the first quarter of the Bullets loss to the Bobcats, Washington coach Flip Saunders tried to give Blatch a little pep talk about defense. Apparently, Andray would have been more open to the idea of swallowing a bag of bot flies than laying a little D on somebody.
Said Saunders: "He didn't want to hear it. I told him, 'If you don't come and talk, if you don't want to be coached, you're not going to play.' We had coaches go up to him three different times, they said he didn't want to play. Fifteen years, never seen anything like it. He can be [mad] at me, whatever, but you never leave your teammates out to dry like that. Not when you've lost 11 games in a row and you've got a chance to win a game. Uncalled-for. We'll deal with it."
Saunders continued: "You know what I'm disappointed in? I'm disappointed that since we've started him, he gets 60 percent of the offense run through him. Coaches aren't wrong, no matter what. When a coach wants to teach you something, and you think you're above that, because you've played 16 games, good games? I had Kevin Garnett, that guy you could say one thing, he's up there, 'What do you want, Coach? I want to get better every time.' He never copped that type of attitude. That's ridiculous, it really is."
Remember: Flip also coached Rasheed Wallace and never go this jacked up. Think about that.
And Blatch better not look to his teammates for sympathy. Said Nick Young: "It's a disappointing situation from both ends. We really could've used Dray tonight. I told him, 'You're playing well -- you don't want to mess it up.' ... You've got to man up sometimes."
Oh, and as for that possible historic fail in Indiana tonight? It will probably happen without Blatch. Asked if Blatch will play against the Pacers, Saunders said: "I would doubt it. I don't know, but I would doubt it."
I guess I can already start on one of tomorrow's entries...
Reunitings: Former Bull Larry Hughes got to play with former Bull Tyrus Thomas again...and it was just like old times, as Big Shot Larry scored 4 points on 1-for-5 shooting while T-Time finished with 7 points on 3-for-8 shooting. Who says you can't go back again?
The Detroit Pistons: The Indiana Pacers hadn't won a road game since a 125-115 victory over the Houston Rockets on February 20. In all, Indy had suffered through a stretch of nine straight road court fails. Who knew that returning to the scene of the brawl that doomed them forever would allow them to finally break that streak?
Anybody who's watched the Pistons this year, that's who.
And here are some fun facts for Detroit fans to chew up and choke on. The Pacers are 4-0 against the Pistons this season...and 20-46 against the rest of the league. And this season marked the first time that Indy had ever swept Detroit in a season series. Wait, wait, not done yet! The Pacers have taken six straight games against the Pistons, which represents their longest streak over Detroit since a six-gameer spanning the 1999-2000 and 2000-01 seasons.
And since I've just given them the blogging equivalent of the papercut from hell, let's go ahead and squirt a little battery acid into the wound: The loss -- again, to a team that came into the Palace of Auburn Hills on a nine-game road losing streak -- mathematically eliminated the Pistons from playoff contention.
$90 million for Ben Gordon (12 points, 5-for-14) and Charlie Villanueva (11 points, 4-for-12). Freaking Kwame Brown (15 rebounds) played better than those guys! Sorry. Just had to get that out.
John Kuester: Of course, soon-to-be-former Pistons coach John Kuester felt like there was a little road cookin' going on. Kuester, whom the Associated Press describes as "normally one of the league's calmer coaches," earned himself the broze boot in the third quarter for rushing the court after Ben Gordon got called for an offensive foul.
Said Kuester: "I was trying to fight for our team. The foul differential was 26-14 tonight, and that isn't even giving us a chance to win."
Let's recap: Kuester felt that the Pacers -- the Indiana Pacers -- were getting preferntial treatment from the officials in Detroit and his grand plan to turn the tide was to get himself tossed out of the game. So, uh, anybody have any predictions about who's going to be coaching the Pistons next season?
By the by, Gordon was called for a flagrant foul for elbowing Indiana's Danny Granger in the head in the fourth. So, yeah, Kuester's plan totally worked. Kind of like how the Apple TamPlayer worked.
The Denver Nuggets: When people start ticking off the Western Conference teams who could possible dethrone the Lakers, the list usually includes the Nuggets, the Nuggets and, as a dark horse, the Nuggets. And yet when I browse over their schedule, I can't help but notice nagging little losses to teams like the Bucks (both before and after they were good), Clippers, Timberwolves, Pistons, Kings (twice), Sixers and Wizards. (And if Brad Miller had been a microsecond quicker, the Bulls would be included in that group.) I mean, if you're a Denver fan, that's a troubling list, right?
Well, you can add the Knicks to the lineup of hapless teams that have beaten the Nuggets this season. And as if the loss itself wasn't embarrassing enough, Danilo Gallinari (17 of his 28 points in the third quarter) won a little shooting-slash-smacktalking duel with Carmelo Anthony. I shit you not. The little back-and-forth got so testy that the officials had to step in and tell both players to shut it.
Said Gallinari: "That's the challenge. That's basketball. Talking is a great part of basketball. If you don't talk in basketball, you cannot play basketball. You've got to talk."
Replied 'Melo: "Actually it was kind of fun for me to see him hold his ground and not back down. He was kind of talking back to me out there, too, which I was kind of surprised."
You know, Anthony is a fantastic player. He really is. But don't you get the feeling that most of the all-time greats would have absolutely destroyed Gallinari in the same situation? Like, all that should be left of the kid is a smoldering crater or maybe a bucket of chum with shredded bits of Knick jersey. Ah well.
By the way, this was the first game of a five-game road trip for the Nuggets. And they still have stops in Boston, Orlando and Dallas. Oh, and Toronto, which I would have said was a gimmie until watching this game.
Said Chauncey Billups: "I think this is probably our most disappointing loss this season because it just means so much."
Yep. I bet the Lakers are shaking in their purple and gold undies.
[Player X] to New York rumors: Oh, now it might be Carmelo Anthony. So. Very. Excited.
Cheerleading fail: Since we're talking about this Knicks, check out this video sent in by Basketbawful reader Brian (whose profile photo looks like it came from a WotN post):
The Los Angeles Clippers: Dirk Nowitzki got himself ejected from the game (see below) and the Clippers crawled out of a 16-point hole to take a 4-point lead. The only thing The Other L.A. Team had to do to avoid an 11-game road losing streak was not get their asses handed to them by someone who qualifies for the senior citizen discount at McDonald's.
BUT...the Clips are who we thought they were.
Jason Kidd -- who was celebrating his 37th birthday -- scored a season-high 26 points (10-for-21 from the field, 6-for-11 from downtown) to go along with 12 assists as the Mavericks re-rallied for a 106-96 win.
Said Kidd: "Since Dirk was gone, I thought I would play Dirk today. I had some great looks early on that went in and out. Earlier in my career, I would've stopped shooting because I missed a couple. But I thought the team needed some scoring so I stepped up."
For the record, Kidd currently ranks third all-time in three-point field goal attempts and 13th in FGAs among active players, so I'm not sure there was ever a time he opted not to shoot. But I digress.
The Other L.A. Team shot just under 38 percent from the field and missed 18 three-pointers. And the Clipper's pine riders were awful, as the bench went 2-for-10 and contributed more fouls (8) and almost as many turnovers (4) as points (5).
Said Clippers coach/prisoner Kim Hughes: "I was disappointed that our bench didn't help us. I think if our bench would have performed we would have won the game."
Wait...is he being serious?
The Mad German: His team was ahead (65-56) and he was in fire (18 points in 19 minutes on 8-for-11 shooting), but Dirk Nowitzki just couldn't keep his mouth shut after Drew Gooden gave him a little shove in the back en route to an offensive rebound with a little over nine minutes to go in the third quarter.
Dirk had to hack Gooden to prevent a layup, then yelled at referee Bill Kennedy: "Bill, that's a two-hand push!" Nowitzki kept it up until Kennedy yelled back, "Bam! Right there!" That was tech number one. Dirk had retort. That was tech number two...and an automatic ejection.
It was only the third ejection of Nowitzki's 12-year career. After the game, he was unavailable for comment, which is kind of ironic since he was so available for comment during the game.
Dallas coach Rick Carlisle had some post-game comments tho': "That was a bad decision by Dirk. It puts the team in a terrible situation, and he knows it was wrong. If you get a technical, you get one and make your point, then you've got to let it go. He's too important to us."
Of course, Mark Cuban couldn't be quiet, either. According to ESPN Dallas: "Mavs owner Mark Cuban spent much of the third quarter screaming at Kennedy from his courtside seat. Cuban acknowledged that he 'absolutely, positively' would have made comments that would have drawn a fine from the NBA office if the Mavs lost the game, but he avoided specifically discussing Kennedy's call and decision to eject Nowitzki."
The ABA: From chris: "The ABA Western Conference Finals: canceled due to the Bay Area team not wanting to pay travel expenses. Epic."
Stephone Marbury: From AnacondaHL: "Starbury! MVP of the Chinese Baketball AllStar Game!!!!" It's true. And how appropriate is this part of the story: "Marbury was named MVP of the Chinese Basketball Association All-Star game with a 30-point, 10-assist outing. In 15 games with the Shanxi Zhongyu Kylins he also set a CBA record by averaging 9.6 assists, although the team fell short of the playoffs."
Anthony Tolliver: This is a day late, but there has been some demand for it. Thanks to Basketbawful reader manic for the link:
The New Jersey Nyets: And you thought their season couldn't get any worse...
Gilbert Arenas: And you thought his court case couldn't get any worse...
Antoine Walker: And you thought his life couldn't get any worse...
Lacktion report: WotN is back...and so is chris's lacktion report:
Bobcats-Bullets: Quinton Ross played Duck Hunt for 15 seconds to earn himself a Mario!
Pacers-Pistons: Chris Duhon fouled once in 2:15 to give Mike D'Antoni a +1 suck differential at MSG.
Clippers-Mavs: The Other LA Team's Craig Smith fouled twice in 4:03 for a +2 that also earned him a 2:0 Voskuhl. -
Amid budget crisis, California makes parole easier
[Sacramento, CA, Sacramento Bee] (SacBee -- Latest News)California's budget crisis and overcrowded prisons have led to a new reality for thousands of convicted felons: Parole is getting a lot easier - no more random drug tests, travel rules or requirements to check in with an officer. Restrictions have been relaxed for nonviolent criminals like burglars, drug offenders and swindlers under a new law that aims to shrink the prison population by reducing the number of minor parole violations that send ex-cons back to prison. About 24,000 nonviol ...
California's budget crisis and overcrowded prisons have led to a new reality for thousands of convicted felons: Parole is getting a lot easier - no more random drug tests, travel rules or requirements to check in with an officer.
Restrictions have been relaxed for nonviolent criminals like burglars, drug offenders and swindlers under a new law that aims to shrink the prison population by reducing the number of minor parole violations that send ex-cons back to prison.
About 24,000 nonviolent ex-cons are expected to qualify for less supervision. The number includes many people already on parole and those expected to be paroled over the next year.
Nonviolent offenders leaving prison will still be required to register their addresses with the prisons agency, but a state parole officer won't check up on them. Unannounced home visits and searches will be left to local law enforcement, if anyone at all.
Local law enforcement agencies and community groups are worried. They claim less supervision will lead to a spike in crime, compounding the exact problem state officials are trying to remedy.
"It's a pretty significant concern from the public safety standpoint," said Cmdr. Todd Rogers of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. "There's a really good chance these guys are going to go out and caper again."
The rules, which took effect Jan. 25, come as the state desperately tries to close a $20 billion budget gap. Nearly 11 percent of the state budget goes to prisons - about $8.6 billion this year. Officials estimate the measures will save the state about $500 million its first full year.
California, which has the nation's largest prison population, hopes dropping the restrictions, coupled with an early release program that will free 3,000 current inmates under new rules that allow them to shave time for completing rehabilitation and vocational programs, will cut California's 167,000-inmate prison population by 6,500.
The changes will also free up state parole officers to focus on ex-prison gang members, sex offenders and violent criminals, whose 70 percent recidivism rate is more than double that of the nonviolent ex-cons.
"Our supervision will be higher on those more likely to re-offend," said California Corrections spokesman Gordon Hinkle.
With about a third of new admissions to prisons caused by parole violations, often for seemingly minor mistakes like missing meetings with parole officers, states have long grappled with how much supervision is appropriate for parolees. Arizona, Nevada and Pennsylvania, for instance, have cut supervision time for certain offenders.
California has the nation's highest rate of sending parolees back to prison, with a little more than two-thirds of all inmates having been sent to prison for violating their parole terms, said prisons expert Alison Lawrence of the National Conference of State Legislatures.
"When you see a number that high, there is a sign that something should change," Lawrence said.
Local agencies being asked to pick up the monitoring of nonviolent offenders are skeptical. Several of them, themselves struggling with budget cuts, decried the extra workload.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, which is in the state's most populous county, has about 7,700 felons who will qualify for the easier restrictions. Rogers said the department will start doing what the state's parole officers used to do.
"We still want them to know that they need to behave themselves," Rogers said of the ex-cons. "Some would argue it's an unfunded mandate transferring responsibility to cities and counties."
Kern County Sheriff Donny Youngblood said he was expecting 1,000 parolees to qualify for lighter restrictions in his largely rural area that has an unemployment rate of 17 percent.
"People are frustrated," Youngblood said. "When you mix that frustration with alcohol and nothing to do because they are unemployed, nothing good can come from that mixture when it comes to public safety."
Youngblood laid off 40 deputies last year because of budget cuts. He's going to bring in deputies on long-term sick leave to handle office duties, freeing other officers to check up on parolees.
Local law enforcement agencies also are creating programs to let inmates know about community resources that are geared to helping them find jobs, health services and housing - duties usually carried out by parole officers.
Scott H. Silverman of Second Chance, a San Diego-based nonprofit that helps former prisoners find work, said the changes simply pass responsibility to the local level.
"It's a quick fix, but it's only going to make the state feel better for about five minutes," said. "Everyone is going to get hurt on a local level."
Silverman said parolees could be emboldened by the lack of restrictions and he criticized the state for it's lack of a support network.
"They know they are really going to have to do something goofy before they will get sent back to prison," he said of the ex-cons. "We have a 70 percent recidivism rate under supervised parole. What's it going to be like when they are not supervised?"
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Upgrade from DC 250 - Advice needed
[Printing] (PrintPlanet.com)Hi, this is my first post so apologies if this subject has already been covered. I run a design and print company and we currently have 2 litho presses and a Xerox DC 250 (high cap feeder and advanced finisher for stacking) for our digital work. As our digital requirements increase (currently 30-40'000 a month) we are finding that the 250 isn't up to it. Specifically we find that colour matching historic jobs is very difficult and registration on duplexed jobs has too much variation. Spot colou ...
Hi, this is my first post so apologies if this subject has already been covered. I run a design and print company and we currently have 2 litho presses and a Xerox DC 250 (high cap feeder and advanced finisher for stacking) for our digital work. As our digital requirements increase (currently 30-40'000 a month) we are finding that the 250 isn't up to it. Specifically we find that colour matching historic jobs is very difficult and registration on duplexed jobs has too much variation. Spot colour matching also seems very hit and miss and the bundled Fiery rip doesn't offer enough control. My own initial research points to the machines listed below but this is where I need your help. We're not looking for a massive step up in expenditure from our current lease deal but I'm just not sure what we should be looking at. Which of the following or other model would you guys recommend: Xerox DC 700/7000 Konica Minolta 6501 Oce S665 Pro Ricoh Pro C900 Canon imagePRESS C7000 HP Indigo Other? I'm pretty sure the DC 7000, C7000 and HP Indigo are too expensive/advanced for us but hoping to get some guidance. We have in-house finishing facilities so don't require booklet makers etc. but we do produce a wide range of items from large brochures and manuals to small flyers and business cards. I expect our usage to increase steadily but don't expect that it will more than double in the next couple of years so upto 100'000 a month should be adequate. I hope this is enough to go on and I look forward to hearing from you all! -
Re: Cub Bullpen Failure Is Not a Surprise
[Baseball] (The Cub Reporter (TCR) | A Chicago Cubs Blog - Comments)In reply to Cub Bullpen Failure Is Not a Surprise : they're pretty much projected across the board at around .500. Throw in the standard +/- of 6 games and they're right in the thick of it or gonna fade, but I don't think there's anyway of knowing. If they stay healthy and a couple guys bounce back, they'll be fighting the Cardinals. If they're not healthy and guys have similar years or even more decline, they'll be battling for .500. But any team that can reasonably be expected to be .500 is ...
In reply to Cub Bullpen Failure Is Not a Surprise :
they're pretty much projected across the board at around .500. Throw in the standard +/- of 6 games and they're right in the thick of it or gonna fade, but I don't think there's anyway of knowing. If they stay healthy and a couple guys bounce back, they'll be fighting the Cardinals. If they're not healthy and guys have similar years or even more decline, they'll be battling for .500. But any team that can reasonably be expected to be .500 is gonna be at least in the wild card race until August most likely which means might as well go for it without selling off the farm.
They have a few guys close to the majors (Castro, Cashner, J. Jackson, Colvin) that could be a big shot in the arm as well during the season.
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Large charities, be worried, be very worried
[Hypeads] (50-Plus Marketing)Like most things in life, economic problems take longer to develop than you think. The horrible economic conditions that are about to engulf large UK charities have been brewing for a couple of years and may still have another 12 months before they really start crashes over their heads The head of the Charity Commission reckons that the trustees of large charities that are heavily reliant on public sector funding must take measures to avoid finding themselves on a "financial cliff edge" when t ...
Like most things in life, economic problems take longer to develop than you think. The horrible economic conditions that are about to engulf large UK charities have been brewing for a couple of years and may still have another 12 months before they really start crashes over their heads
The head of the Charity Commission reckons that the trustees of large charities that are heavily reliant on public sector funding must take measures to avoid finding themselves on a "financial cliff edge" when the current spending round ends.
This is also a warning for all of the agency, support and consultancy organisations that depend on business coming from the charity, government and quango area. Times are going to get tough.
If large dollops of public spending aren't t going to pay the bills then who will? The corporate sector – I think not.
The consumer – maybe, if you have a compelling proposition that is formulated in simple language rather than the bureaucratic gobbledygook that most of these guys speak.
What part of the consumer audience? Methinks most likely the older consumer.
The smart charities will take this onboard and start to reorientate their strategy now rather than when the bailiffs start knocking on the door. Dick Stroud -
FTP Daily Dollar Rebuy
[Poker] (Cardschat Poker Forums)I have played this tourney a couple of times but have had no sucess, was wondering if you guys can give me any advice on how to approach this tourney. How many times should I rebuy be I should leave, should i rebuy when my chips go under 1000, if i do rebuy should I max rebuy or single.Any advice ...
I have played this tourney a couple of times but have had no sucess, was wondering if you guys can give me any advice on how to approach this tourney. How many times should I rebuy be I should leave, should i rebuy when my chips go under 1000, if i do rebuy should I max rebuy or single.Any advice... -
EPIC 3-MINUTE HOCKEY FIGHT
[Sports] (With Leather)This fight is so GD awesome, I couldn’t care less if it’s a couple days old. These, to me, are the best hockey fights. They’re having a conversation about it, like they’re trying to set up a lunch meeting or a playdate for their kids. And then the gloves come off and each guy tries ...
This fight is so GD awesome, I couldn’t care less if it’s a couple days old. These, to me, are the best hockey fights. They’re having a conversation about it, like they’re trying to set up a lunch meeting or a playdate for their kids. And then the gloves come off and each guy tries to knock each other out. It’s almost as if these guys have respect for each other. But somebody needs to tell the linesmen to get the hell out of there. Nobody ever paid $50 for an upper bowl seat to watch somebody break up a fight. via Hockeyfights.
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Bundled, Tossed, Untied And Stacked
[Comics] ()By Tom Spurgeon * In breaking news -- meaning it popped up in my inbox 10 minutes before this post rolled out -- Fantagraphics has signed an agreement with Rick Marschall to create and run a new imprint for the company called Marschall Books. This imprint will be devoted to the historically compelling comics, cartoons and humor efforts in which Marschall is a widely-acknowledged, longtime expert. Tons of information in the press release here. * Fantagraphics has one of those photo-description- ...
By Tom Spurgeon * In breaking news -- meaning it popped up in my inbox 10 minutes before this post rolled out -- Fantagraphics has signed an agreement with Rick Marschall to create and run a new imprint for the company called Marschall Books. This imprint will be devoted to the historically compelling comics, cartoons and humor efforts in which Marschall is a widely-acknowledged, longtime expert. Tons of information in the press release here. * Fantagraphics has one of those photo-description-video-pdf previews up for the first volume of its Roy Crane reprint series. He is the source for action in comics, the Douglas Fairbanks Sr. of funnybook lickety-whop, and these books should be a blast. (image at top) * Daryl Cagle's on-line syndicate turns 10. That's an idea that was way before its time at its inception. Heck, given the incremental, leviathan-like crawl of the newspaper industry, Cagle's operation is still ahead of its time. * CBR previews the forthcoming Daren White and Eddie Campbell collaboration The Playwright. * Fantagraphics published a couple of cover images for forthcoming books on their blog just after I posted last week's "Bundled": Joe Daly's Dungeon Quest and Johnny Ryan's Angry Youth Comix Vol. 3. Speaking of Fanta books, I always enjoy these Jeff Smith covers for the Our Gang reprints. * the writer J. Torres talks to PW about a repackaging of his Alison Dare material he did with J. Bone from a publisher with the frightening appellation of Tundra. * I'm not really good with the superhero stuff, and those dopey "I'm an Avenger" silhouettes and their joke equivalents have both more than worn out their welcome and never should have been treated by anybody as straight-up news in the first place, but I guess it's worth noting that Robert Kirkman is going to band together elements of his sprawling Invincible universe into something of a team book. Kirkman has been working through a lot of projects lately, and not all of them feel like hits. This one seems like something safely within his sweet spot, though. As for the original Avengers, I guess retailers are going to get a flat-out, potentially terrifying snootful of them starting this summer. * veteran Paws Inc. contributor Brett Koth is launching his own strip through Creators, Diamond Lil. You can keep clicking through to a number of links worth consuming if this news interests you. * the writer Warren Ellis provides a look at the fourth paper volume of his Freakangels project with Paul Duffield, one of the higher-profile and simply conceived web and print projects going. Ellis also notes the existence of a one-volume collection of his NextWAVE series with Stuart Immonen, which was a funny, clever series you might want to have under one cover. * in case you missed it, Salon dropped Tom The Dancing Bug after a 15-year relationship. * Captain Underpants will appear in a series four graphic novels; the first one will have a print run of one million, which is actually a modest estimate given the success of the original series. * here's something that Brigid Alverson caught that I sure didn't: Meredith Gran of Octopus Pie is really pushing for sales through her own site, citing economic reasons. I haven't seen anyone do this with quite that language, although selling to your mailing list and at show and through one's site and to one's friends is pretty common for all authors. Although maybe I'm reading it wrong, this sounds much closer to a vote of no-confidence in seeing a decent return from the release of the book through the standard sales infrastructure of bookstores and on-line retailers, which is a different thing altogether. * Sean T. Collins profiles the launch of the alt-comics tabloid pood, and expresses doubt that anyone would want to read news comics on newsprint given any other choice. * Marvel takes baby steps towards publishing Marvelman/Miracleman, the superhero whose kryptonite is a legal brief. * IDW's latest licensed franchise will be Jurassic Park. Guys, I'm telling you, I'm sitting on multiple issues of potential Eisner-winning Sapphire and Steel storylines here. We can make this happen. * the writer Graeme McMillan was let go from the science fiction blog-driven site io9, which means I don't have to go to io9 anymore. Their loss: I thought he did good work for them. I look forward to seeing McMillan's by-line on more specifically comics-focused sites, like this one. * finally, the timing was really bad on this one, but if you haven't read the publishing news announcement for Lynda Barry's Picture This (cover image below), you really should take the time to do so right now. -
A Few Minutes with Black Lips
[Washington, D.C.] (DCist)Before their set on Friday night at the Black Cat, Atlanta's Black Lips sat down with DCist to discuss travel, filibusters, their love of the Maine Avenue Fish Market, and robotripping. The show was everything that band is known for -- fast, fun, exciting and tight. Though the band generally trades in three minute thrashers, it has a decade's worth of material to draw from, and played a good long set for the packed main stage crowd. With the help of a really cool projection show, stage divers an ...
Before their set on Friday night at the Black Cat, Atlanta's Black Lips sat down with DCist to discuss travel, filibusters, their love of the Maine Avenue Fish Market, and robotripping. The show was everything that band is known for -- fast, fun, exciting and tight. Though the band generally trades in three minute thrashers, it has a decade's worth of material to draw from, and played a good long set for the packed main stage crowd. With the help of a really cool projection show, stage divers and a seemingly endless supply of beer explosions from the crowd, this was not your normal head nodding, toe tapping kind of D.C. concert. People came ready to, well, rock 'n' roll, and the band was more than happy to give the audience what they were looking for.
So, why are you guys not down at SXSW? Did you just skip it this year?
Jared Swilley: Yeah, we did it last year. Ever since we started doing it, we usually just do it every other year. It wasn't really much of a reason for us to go this year.
Joe Bradley: Yeah, we don't have anything to promote right now.
Cole Alexander: It is usually, like, up-and-coming bands or bands that have their new album out or something like that.
So, you're working on a new album now, right? How's that coming? What are you working on?
Jared: We just had a couple of sessions, but we've been touring a lot in between it. We don't have a deadline, so we're just trying to get all the songs together and trying to get into the studio as much as possible.
Ian Saint Pé: We're trying a lot of different formats too on recording, like some four-track recording and eight-track recording and different studios and stuff just trying to figure out what songs sound best where.
So, do you have the new songs written?
Jared: I would say, yeah, we got it all written.
Joe: We have so many already written.
Cole: I can't remember all the new ones we have.
Ian: We got a lot.
Joe: Probably 20, maybe more.
Ian: We'll probably narrow it down to the ones we really like and then
start from there.Are you testing any of them out on the tour?
Cole: We're gonna practice them at sound check and we'll probably start working in one or two a night. We're still trying to get them tight enough to play live.
Is there something you're aiming for? Is it about something in particular?
Jared: Just fun and reckless abandon.
Sticking with the theme, then.
Jared: That's our M.O.
How much time did you guys have off? You just got back from an international tour, right?
Jared: Yeah, we just got back from ... we went to Japan and Australia and New
Zealand and did Southern California and then --Joe: We did it about a month, give or take a couple of days.
Jared: Was it a whole month?
Joe: I think it was three weeks.
You tour so much internationally, do you approach touring in the states differently? Does it feel like a different project?
Ian:Yeah, it's different. All markets are different, even in the States, like we play a big city and you're gonna have to do some things a little bit different than if you're playing to 250 people in Lawrence, Kansas. You just work with what you got.
Jared: The main difference is usually what happens off the stage. Touring in the states can be a lot less stressful because we're in control of everything a hundred percent... like when we leave, when we do things, where we go, where we stay, where we eat. But, for example, in Australia everything's... we're just kind of being herded places. In Japan too because we couldn't talk to anybody.
Do you speak any other languages?
Joe: I speak a little bit of Japanese.
Cole: Little bit of Spanish, me and him. (points to Jared)
Jared: I'm taking French lessons right now.
Just for fun?
Jared: We're there a lot, and a lot of my friends are French and I always get shit for not being able to speak the language. I've stayed over there for extended periods and it's kind of embarrassing to not be able to speak more than I do now.
How did you get started to be able to tour internationally so much?
Jared: We knew Europeans living over here and ended up touring over there and I think the first tour we went there for two or two and a half months and it went really good and we made a lot of friends and the next time we came back the band stayed for four months and I ended up staying for five or six and it just grew from there and we just -- we like being in Europe a lot and they ended up liking us
Ian:You gotta start somewhere, you gotta get your feet wet.
Jared: But then once we got to go to Europe we ended up wanting to go to more places so that's when we started going to other countries outside north America and western Europe.
What's the next goal?
Jared: Iraq. I'm not joking either.
Are you making inroads?
Jared: We've got a hot lead on it right now.
Like USO?
Jared: No no, we're gonna try and go to Kurdistan because it's pretty peaceful up there and we have some friends working doing a documentary over there and they say it's fine.
Black Lips has been together for ten years now. Is it a different experience after that much time? Do you approach it differently?
Jared: It's weird reflecting on it because it has been such a continuous thing, like it's been fully on in a band for ten years so it is like looking at your face in the mirror everyday it always looks the same but you know its changed. That's kind of how I view it.
Is it still fun?
Ian: Yeah, hell yeah.
You guys have a bunch of side projects. How do you manage that time, and how do you decide how to divide the songs when you're writing them?
Jared: I just throw mine into Black Lips and the rest I just forget.
Ian: As far as time, there's a little something called back burner. Let that shit sizzle for a little bit.
Cole: We don't really tour with our other bands.
Jared: This last break I had, we went on a mini tour. We did a show in Athens. That was our first out-of-town show.
How do you build a setlist, decide what to play each night?
Jared: That is a good question, because I wanted to change ours around tonight. We have songs that people usually like the most, we try to lay those, then switch it up some here and there, so we don't get sick of it.
Cole: We used to just improvise it every night but it got too sloppy, so we started writing it down.
Ian: We got to the point now too where we get to play for an hour or more, and for us, that's like 17 songs.
Jared: We used to call them out, but then we'd be like doing votes on stage. The crowd doesn't want to watch that democratic process.
Cole: We were like... what do you call it where they kill time on the floor?
Jared: Filibuster! I filibustered once on stage, I was like, 'I am not gonna play that song.' I only did that once.
Cole: I hate filibusters.
Speaking of filibusters, I know you recorded a session with Brendan Canty. Do you guys have other favorite D.C. bands?
(the band all stare blankly at me, at each other, ask, "who??")
The guy from Fugazi?
Cole: Oh yeah! He filmed us for Burn to Shine where they tear down the house.
Jared: I actually get a phone call about that every single day of my life. One of the other artists is this soul singer from Atlanta called Mighty Hannibal, he was big in the '60s, he did that with us. He flew down from New York to do it and he calls me sometimes twice a day but every single day to ask me when it is coming out but I haven't heard anything.
Cole: They finally tore down the house so we're waiting. I felt really good about our performance.
Jared: The other bands were really good too.
Do you have any favorite D.C. bands?
(everyone in unison): Minor threat!
Ian: Minor Threat. Bad Brains. The early stuff.
Cole: The crusty stuff.
Who are you playing with on this tour?
Jared: We're on tour with Box Elders from Omaha, and then the only other band that I know that we're playing with is in Toronto or Montreal -- the Demon's Claws are playing and they're really awesome.
You guys have been here a handful of times. You came here twice last year. Do you have any thoughts about D.C. or what you like to do here?
Jared: Well, the first time we came here, no one came to see us but when we got into town we parked in front of the Capitol and we all drank cough syrup and I think we --
Cole: We smoked weed too, right in front of the Capitol in our van.
Jared: We were robotrippin' really hard and I think we walked the entire mall seven times or something like that and we literally ran through every Smithsonian. I like that we can come here cause we were so broke on that first tour and I was 17 I think and we had no money. And it was cool to come here cause we could occupy our whole day because everything's free and you can see a lot and cough syrup -- I think we stole it, so that was free.
Cole: The other thing, maybe we were just tripping or something, but we were walking through the park and there was this bench kind of like where Forrest Gump sits, and there was a guy who was like the invisible man. He had a hat on, and sheets covering up his whole face, and a brief case. And I was like, "guys look it's the invisible man!" And the guy freaked out and chucked the brief case at me and ran off.
What was in the briefcase?
Jared: We never looked in the briefcase! We got scared too.
Cole: We thought it could be a bomb or something.
Jared: We were whacked out of our minds anyways.
Cole: But I mean, he was there. Robotripping isn't like mushrooms or something, it's like, just a body trip. He was there. Now I always wonder... we should have looked inside that suitcase. It could have been filled with money, or like, sensitive information about 9/11. Cause that hadn't happened yet.
Joe: It had just happened.
Cole: It had just happened, right. So it still could have been sensitive information about it. That was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to us. And I am being completely honest, this isn't some story I'm making up for an interview. If anybody ever sees a man completely covered up in bandages with a top hat, you'll know.
Jared: Tomorrow on the way out we'll probably stop at that fish market on the water. We always stop there. And get like five pounds of crawfish and bring it in the van.
Ian: Really? I don't remember that.
A van full of five pounds of crawfish sounds pretty memorable.
Ian: I thought that was in New Orleans that we did that?
Jared: We do that there too! But there it's 15 pounds.
What are you guys looking forward to on this tour?
Jared: New York.
Cole: Montreal.
Jared: I'm really looking forward to going back to Memphis. I'm looking forward to going back, cause by the time we get back to the south, it'll be almost summer.
Joe: I'm looking forward to going to St. Louis, and going to that Chuck Berry restaurant/bar. What's that called?
Jared: Oh, yeah, the Duck. It might be called the Duck Walk. And as always, I'm looking forward to seeing old friends. We don't really get to see any of the cities we stop in.
Do you get the chance to approach touring as traveling at all, or is it just work?
Jared: Mixture of both. Now, say like, when we're somewhere on the east coast where we've been a million times, it's the same as being in Atlanta almost -- it's just a back stage and a van. And if we're in Europe, we've already taken time out to see those places. But if we're in new places, we'll take time to be in proper tourist mode. Like in Japan, we took some time.
Anything crazy happen in Japan?
Jared: Japan was awesome. Crazy was just being there, seeing all the stuff.
Cole: It's futuristic!
Jared: The first hotel we went in, we were opening up all the doors and stuff looking for beds, but it was just a room like this and we all slept on the floor on bed rolls. I kinda liked that actually. We tried to go to a strip club in Sendai, and the guy ran down and was like "No Americans!"
Ian: We tried like two or three more, and they all said, no Americans allowed.
Jared: The only reason I can think of is they probably have Marines and stuff stationed there that might cause trouble in places like that. We're obviously not Marines, but I guess they can't tell.
Cole: It was fun as hell. We were there for a week and a half or so.
Jared: I'm sure we'll go back. The shows went great. Kids were so nice there. Everyone wants an autograph and a picture with you, but they're real cool about it. Everyone was super cool. I thought they were gonna be really reserved crowds, but -- I mean they weren't as crazy as some places here or England or France -- but they were pretty wild.
Where do you guys have your biggest shows?
Cole: Toronto's been getting up there.
Jared: Canada might be our biggest country right now. Canada, France...
Ian: Chicago, Austin...
Joe: D.C.'s pretty good!
Jared: Yeah, D.C.'s fun.
Cole: The most people we ever bring out is in Atlanta.
Is Atlanta still home base?
Cole: Yeah, it's hard cause we're away from the scene more now, but...
Jared: But we know everybody. I mean, Atlanta's a small town, everybody knows each other. When I go back home I see my friends with regular jobs and stuff like that, I remind myself that I'm really lucky to be on tour.
Ian: I don't miss working.
Joe: You don't miss working for someone else.
Jared: Yeah, that's it.
Ian: I mean, when I was washing dishes for the man, that was a mother fucker. I used to do this (mimics dish washing), and now I do this (mimics guitar strumming). It's a lot better!
What were your shitty jobs before the band?
Ian: I washed dishes and made coffee.
Jared: I was a carpenter and a cook.
Joe: Same industry -- sandwiches. And I did freelance holiday decorating for a company. I'd like organize their warehouse.
Jared: Oh, and I still do coat check at our tour manager's club. But only like five times a year.
Cole: I was a telemarketer and a babysitter. I can't believe somebody let me be their babysitter.
Jared: We would go on tour for a month, come home for a month, go on tour for a month. So we worked for a while when we were touring.
When were you able to give up the side jobs?
Ian: 2007? With Good Bad Not Evil?
Jared: No, I stopped working before Good Bad Not Evil. I stopped working right after Let It Bloom.
Ian: I stopped working around 2005, but we'd live with people for free, live with chicks. We didn't start making any real money until 2007.
Cole: He was the first one to retire though.
Jared: No, I was livin' with a chick too!
Ian: Yeah, we retired with chicks!
Jared: Not in a bad way.

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Autolite Triglo LED Safety Triangle
[Deals, Starter Kit] (Woot! - One Day, One Deal)You can always depend on the kindness of strange beingsThat’s a mighty fine rig you got there. Is that German? Japanese? You say that’s Andromedian? Well, she’s a beaut, either way.Thanks for stopping to give me a hand here. On these backwoods roads, you never know when somebody is gonna come by to help you out when your truck breaks down. I’m guessin’ a lot of folks up and run screamin’ when you set that vehicle of yours down next to ‘em, but, in all my years, I’ve never been on ...
You can always depend on the kindness of strange beings
That’s a mighty fine rig you got there. Is that German? Japanese? You say that’s Andromedian? Well, she’s a beaut, either way.
Thanks for stopping to give me a hand here. On these backwoods roads, you never know when somebody is gonna come by to help you out when your truck breaks down. I’m guessin’ a lot of folks up and run screamin’ when you set that vehicle of yours down next to ‘em, but, in all my years, I’ve never been one to turn down help from anyone willin’ to give it. I sure do appreciate it.
Guess you boys decided to stop when you saw the Honeywell Autolite TriGlo Road Safety Light? You know, I bought these things knowing that they were durable, great in all kinds of weather, and compact. When you do as much travelin’ as I do, you know you’re gonna need some kind of warning light, too, and the warning triangle can be seen from about five hundred feet. I guess I never thought about it being seen from five hundred feet up.
Could you just hold that TriGlo light a little more to the left, little guy? Pretty handy that these safety lights can double as flashlights, I gotta say. Good for checking the engine or lighting the way to a gas station, if there was one around. You boys might think about grabbing a couple of these on your way back to… where’d you say you were from again? Kylar 8? Oh, Kylar 7. My mistake.
Say, if you don’t mind, could you lower the volume a little? I don’t mind you speakin’ right into my brain, but it’s a little loud.
Ah, there’s the problem. Danged carburetor’s busted. Well, heck, I don’t suppose you fellas got anything that can fix a… what’s that? You say this here glowin’ orb will work? Won’t even need gas or anything? Boy, I’ll tell you, I don’t care what those sci-fi movies say. You little guys are alright with me.
Warranty: 1 Year Honeywell
Features:
- Can be used as either a bright spotlight/flashlight or as a blinking safety triangle
- LED spotlight provides bright light that can be used on checking your engine in the dark
- Blinking triangle lights warns drivers up to 500 feet away at night
- Blinking lights last a minimum of 14 hours
- Durable, compact size for convenient storage in your trunk
- Weather resistant design for protection against wind, rain and fog
- 90 degree swing out balancing leg
- Dimensions: (H) 8.25” x (W) 9” (base) x (D) 3.5”
- Requires (4) AA Alkaline batteries (not included)
Additional Photos:
- Safety Light Upright
- Closeup of Light Handle
- Power Button on Blinking Light Side
- LED Spotlight
- Illuminated Triangle Lights
In the box:
- (1) Autolite TriGlo Road Safety Light
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A Quick Joke
[Taoism] (The Taoist Biker)I just had to share this one A few days ago I was walking by a couple of guys unloading a box truck here at the U. They were lugging around some heavy equipment inside the truck. “Damn,” said one guy, “this bitch is shakin’ like me an’ my girl was gettin’ busy back here.” “Shake, my ass,” ...
I just had to share this one… A few days ago I was walking by a couple of guys unloading a box truck here at the U. They were lugging around some heavy equipment inside the truck. “Damn,” said one guy, “this bitch is shakin’ like me an’ my girl was gettin’ busy back here.” “Shake, my ass,” [...]
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Free Movie catcher for Adult website
[IT] (DaniWeb IT Discussion Community)hey Guys, I would like to appologise if i have posted this in the wrong place, searched and searched and this was the best section i could find. I have a couple of adult domains which im looking to get up and running, just wondering if anyone knows of anything out there that will catch movies ...
hey Guys, I would like to appologise if i have posted this in the wrong place, searched and searched and this was the best section i could find. I have a couple of adult domains which im looking to get up and running, just wondering if anyone knows of anything out there that will catch movies... -
Moala Mail
[Indianapolis Colts] (18 To 88 - An Indianapolis Colts Blog)From the 18to88 inbox today: I don't know if you guys have addressed Fili Moala's "absence" from the field last year, but what is the deal with this guy? Conventional wisdom has the Colts drafting another DT but I thought Fili was the athletic DT that we were looking for so why draft another? I would like to send Mr. Moala back to USC and get our money for this bum. Your thoughts, if any, would be appreciated. Thanks. Bill Thanks for the email, Bill. This is a great topic both in sp ...
From the 18to88 inbox today:
I don't know if you guys have addressed Fili Moala's "absence" from the field last year, but what is the deal with this guy? Conventional wisdom has the Colts drafting another DT but I thought Fili was the athletic DT that we were looking for so why draft another? I would like to send Mr. Moala back to USC and get our money for this bum. Your thoughts, if any, would be appreciated. Thanks.
BillThanks for the email, Bill. This is a great topic both in specific (Moala) and in general (draft expectations). There are several issues at work here that need to be discussed.
1. Ignore "conventional wisdom" when it comes to who the Colts will draft. Indy will take the best available player. In this case, the conventional wisdom is based on outsiders opinions of the Colts DTs, not based on anything the team has indicated. The Colts still don't have a 'Warren Sapp' who can pressure the pocket from the middle of the field, so draftniks (desperate for something to write about) will keep guessing the Colts are looking for a DT. You can't take that seriously. Most of it has to do with the Colts cutting Raheem Brock. Draft guys just look at who left and assume the team needs to replace them.
2. Even if the Colts are looking for a DT, it doesn't mean that Moala is a bust. You need at least four DTs to play in rotation, so it's always a position teams are trying to stock with quality players. Even if Moala had been a Pro Bowl player last year, the Colts could STILL be looking for a DT.
Now, let's address the second part of the equation. Is Moala a bust?
- First, you brought up the issue of money. Moala had a signing bonus of $1.14 million ($285K a year if he lasts 4 years), and makes a base number of $310 K. His yearly cap number comes to $595 K last year and $680K this year. That's hardly a large investment. Money is not an issue here.
- Second, there is the investment of a second round pick. Let's look at the Colts 2nd round picks this decade to see how much they played in their rookie years:
2000 Marcus Washington LB-His rookie year he started 0 games, posting 7 tackles, 2 sacks and a pick. He did play in all 16 games. He went on to become a Pro Bowler later in his career with the Redskins.
2001 Idrees Bashir S-Played 15 games as a rookie, starting all of them. He picked off one pass and had 53 tackles. He lasted four years with the Colts.
2002 Larry Tripplett DT-He played in 13 games as a rookie starting 10. He had 18 tackles. He played four seasons for the Colts, never registering more than four sacks.
2003 Mike Doss S-Started 15 games as a rookie. 1 pick and 75 tackles. He played four seasons with the Colts, posting 7 ints for his career.
2004 Bob Sanders S-Started 4 games as a rookie. He posted 29 tackles.
2005 Kelvin Hayden-Had no starts and just 18 tackles as a rookie.
2006 Tim Jennings-No starts, 7 tackles, and just 11 games as a rookie.
2007 Tony Ugoh-Started 11 games, generally playing well (until the playoffs). Ironically, he had maybe the best rookie season of anyone on this list, and is now viewed as the biggest bust.
2008 Mike Pollak-Started 13 games his rookie year, but lost his job in the second year.
2009 Fili Moala-Appeared in five games with four tackles.
I would say that by looking at this list, it's hard to draw accurate conclusions (good or bad) about a second round pick after his rookie year. Bob Sanders and Kelvin Hayden would have looked like serious busts after year one. Tony Ugoh looked like a potential fixture at left tackle. The point is that it is foolish to apply a tag like "bust" on a player after just one season. Moreover, we should all be realistic about what kind of player is available in the second round. Most of these guys could be best described as 'solid starters for a few years' with the notable exception of Bob Sanders who only dropped to round two due to injury concerns. The ceiling for Moala is probably reliable starter. Franchise DTs just don't fall to the second round very often. Remember that people once considered Reggie Wayne and Dwight Freeney to be busts. The biggest mistake a fan can make is to assume a guy is no good just because of a difficult rookie year.
- Now, let's look at the specific issue of Moala and why he didn't play more in 2009. First of all, everyone's expectation that he would become an instant starter simply never jived with what was known of him before hand. He was always likely to be a project for at least a year. He has a prototypical DT body, but the Colts system was wholly different than what he was used to at USC. Coming out of the draft he was considered 'unpolished'. That's a code word meaning, "will require a lot of coaching".
In other words, it was never realistic to expect this guy to be a major force in 2009. This was a case of fans getting over excited about a guy and then getting disappointed when he failed to meet their completely unrealistic expectations.
Now, might he be a bust? Sure. If he doesn't make the team this year or fails to see significant playing time in 2010, then it's fair to start asking the question. The truth is that the Colts' DTs played fairly well in 2009 and are no longer the trouble spot they were two seasons ago. I'd say the fact that he couldn't find a spot in the rotation is a testament to the Johnson boys and Foster. The Colts have parted ways with Raheem Brock, so there is an open spot in the rotation. Moala needs to step up and claim it.
In summary, Moala is a cautionary tale for every fan who hyperventilates during draft season. Most guys are projects. Outside of the first round, you are lucky if you draft a rookie starter, especially if you have a good team to begin with. Let's wait at least two years before we throw around words like 'bust' or 'bum' with a player. I hope the Colts upgrade a position or two in draft next month, but for most guys it will take a couple of years before we know what we have. Moala could be the next 'Garcon' for all we know.
If we have unfair expectations, we'll draw inaccurate conclusions.
- First, you brought up the issue of money. Moala had a signing bonus of $1.14 million ($285K a year if he lasts 4 years), and makes a base number of $310 K. His yearly cap number comes to $595 K last year and $680K this year. That's hardly a large investment. Money is not an issue here.
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Kaze: A Close Personal Friend Named Hamlet
[Writing] (3:17 a.m.)Two readers pick up the same work of fiction. One connects with it, the other doesn’t. All other things being equal, what explains the difference?For me, one question above all decides whether I connect with a work or do not: Can I see myself in there? Whether the story takes place in a suburb like the one where I live, or in 17-century Japan or on the surface of Mars, still I must find something in a character that reflects some part of me. More than that: I must find someone who represents ...
Two readers pick up the same work of fiction. One connects with it, the other doesn’t. All other things being equal, what explains the difference?For me, one question above all decides whether I connect with a work or do not: Can I see myself in there? Whether the story takes place in a suburb like the one where I live, or in 17-century Japan or on the surface of Mars, still I must find something in a character that reflects some part of me. More than that: I must find someone who represents me—someone who, while I am reading, is me. The writer, skilled as he or she may be in all other regards, must create that affinity or lose a reader. Affinity is the deal-breaker.
This conviction of mine goes back to my senior year of high school, when my public speaking teacher, a wry southerner by the name of Arnold Stanton, would repeatedly advise us, “Communication begins where one person’s experience overlaps another’s.” By “experience,” however, I came to understand that he didn’t mean actual, parallel experiences. He meant the affinity between one person and another, the similarity in how they apprehend experience, in how they see themselves in the world.
This made a great deal of sense to me as I looked around at my fellow seniors (I was two years younger than most of them and, to the undiscerning eye at least, a standard-issue, glasses-wearing nerd) and realized how differently we looked at things. I wasn’t communicating very well with many of them and they certainly weren’t communicating with me. Bookworm and filmworm that I was, I felt closer to a couple of fictional characters than to most of the kids I knew.
We’ll pause here to forgive me retroactively for my adolescent self-pity, trucculence, pretensions of superiority, etc. I was, let’s remember, 15.The first of the two fictional characters who were close personal friends of mine—guys I knew as well as if they were real—was Hamlet, whose story I read that same year in Miss Margaret Casey’s English class. Hamlet, you may recall, is away at school when he finds out that his father, the king, is dead, and that his mother has married his father’s brother, Claudius, who has usurped the crown that is rightfully Hamlet’s. The king’s ghost returns to inform Hamlet that he was, in fact, murdered. That it was Claudius who did it. And that Hamlet must now avenge his death.
I assure you there were no parallels between Hamlet’s actual experiences and my own as a teenager. But while reading Hamlet, I could see myself in the prince. I had dawning inklings of life’s inexplicable injustices; he lent them gravity and dimension. Hamlet’s as smart as he can be, but finds out that smarts are no match for this mystifying life. It’s incomprehensible to him that the world could be the way it is (watch "To be or not to be…” ), but the world's that way regardless, and what’s worse, it could care less whether he comprehends it or not. He has no one—not even Horatio, his best friend, or Ophelia, the girl he loves—who really knows whats making him so antic and unhappy. He's wounded, bewildered, and generally flummoxed by a world where evil and injustice thrive and in which, if there’s an underlying plan, it’s been hid from us.
So Hamlet was a character in whom, as a kid, I saw myself. While most of my classmates—looking back, I'm tempted to call them "normal teenagers"—endured having to read Hamlet, I embraced it, memorized much of it, recited soliloquies on solitary walks staring up at clouds, all for the powerful reason that I'd found a kindred spirit. One person's experience, as Mr. Stanton would have said, overlapped another's, even though one of them was a kid with no social life in the suburbs of Washington, DC, and the other was a fictional prince of medieval Denmark depicted by some guy known as Shakespeare. This Shakespeare was really good at creating affinities.
Now, as I said, Hamlet back then was one of two best buddies of mine who didn't actually exist. Who was the other? I'll tell you next time.
At the top is Nicol Williamson, my favorite Hamlet, with Marianne Faithfull as Ophelia. Laurence Oliver is next (he's in the clip of "To be or not to be..." as well) and then Mel Gibson, who gave it a game try. -
Joel Glazer Takes A Swing At His RFAs Too
[Tampa Bay, FL] (Yardbarker: Tampa Bay Buccaneers)Joel Glazer spoke today at the league meetings in Orlando and wanted to make clear that his family is not cheap, they are building through the draft for the long-term. He also wanted you to know that he is not fat, he is big-boned. First, he claims that the Buccaneers and Manchester United have completely independent finances and that saving money with one team does not benefit the other. “Everything you do operates independently,” Glazer said Wednesday at the NFL owner’s meeting in Orland ...
Joel Glazer spoke today at the league meetings in Orlando and wanted to make clear that his family is not cheap, they are building through the draft for the long-term. He also wanted you to know that he is not fat, he is big-boned. First, he claims that the Buccaneers and Manchester United have completely independent finances and that saving money with one team does not benefit the other. “Everything you do operates independently,” Glazer said Wednesday at the NFL owner’s meeting in Orlando. “We’re in a lot of different businesses. We just happen to be in another one that is very high profile. There’s a lot of owners that own a lot of other businesses, they’re just not the high-profile nature that are easy for people to write about and talk about. Tampa has always operated independently and is sustained. It’s very healthy.” I completely believe that because it would be an enormous accounting mess if they did share finances, and the Glazers are good enough with money to know to avoid that. But I do think that the Manchester United debt threatens their personal solvency and that maybe saving a million or two with the Bucs helps to mitigate that. To simplify, if the Bucs are worth $1.1-billion but the United are in debt $1-billion, their personal portfolio is down to $100-million, and every million they spend affects that. That example is totally made up, but it illustrates the point. As much as they say they’ll spend whatever it takes to win, you can’t tell me that when they choose to pass over a free agent or not re-sign someone that they don’t do the math in their heads and smile a little at their savings. “Unfortunately, there are a couple of events that have been happening at the same time that give the appearance — and I can understand why people say that or think that. But again, when you look at what the facts are, when I walk you through why we are where we are, that’s the reason. And I think when you look at no players to necessarily re-sign the last couple years. Then there’s the argument you haven’t been big players in free agency…” Whoa whoa whoa. Back up there, English. No players to necessarily re-sign? Would you mind expanding on this before I go back to the horse corpse? “The big money for all teams is spent by re-signing your own guys. You draft somebody, the draft picks generally come cheaper, then you re-sign them and those are the big contracts. Again, you have to go back five years. You go back five years and look at the drafts we had, and the lack of some draft picks a little further back. Those are all guys — four, five, six, seven, eight people — whose contracts would have been coming up in the last two or three years — who all would’ve gotten nice, big contracts. Contracts I would be happy to be sitting here writing because that would mean we drafted well, we had good players and we’re re-signing them to long-term deals. So we have this void the last three or four years. We haven’t had those.” I can’t be the only one hearing, “Barrett, Donald, Carnell, Maurice, Jeremy… go **** yourselves.” Glazer just said they haven’t drafted any players good enough to re-sign to “nice, big contracts” in the last few years. Yes, I realize the CBA allows for the Bucs to retain those guys more cheaply through the extended RFA period, but he doesn’t have to say this kind of ****. He could just say that he’s working within the framework of the CBA and leave it at that. Saying they haven’t drafted anyone worthy of that contract is a direct challenge to each of those players’ manhoods. Wow. That’s ******* cold. “It doesn’t take very long to spend $30- or $40-million in the National Football League. That’s re-signing guys. It didn’t exist on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. There’s no draft picks we wanted to keep.” Just in case you thought I was reading into his last statement. I don’t think he can be any clearer. Offensive tackle, inside linebacker and wide receiver just became a shitload more important in this draft. Look for all those positions to be addressed by round four at the latest. “Yes, we could go out and sign a couple of 29- and 30-year-old free agents. But I don’t know what that does for us long-term,” Glazer said. “That could get us back in that mediocrity of 7-9, 8-8, 9-7 and that cycle we’re really not interested in. That’s not going to win us a championship. It may feel a little better. I’ll go through a lot less criticism, no question about that. But that’s fool’s gold. We’re not in the business of fool’s gold. We’re in the business of winning championships.” “We will do whatever we’ve got to do to win. No one likes losing. No one likes it less than us. We’re used to having success. We’ve had success here and in other places. That’s what this is all about. Three and 13 is not what it’s all about. But 3-13 is part of a plan I’m willing to endure. I’m willing to endure the criticism, the pain, the hit, the sales of tickets and all that because we know at the end of the day that it’s winning, a sustained success and connection to the players that dictates everything.” I’m wondering what that “connection to the players” means. Does anyone besides Kellen Winslow and last year’s rookies feel a connection to this team? Anyway, he better hope he’s right. He’s taking his whole pile of chips and shoving them into the middle of the table. “Put it all on the draft.” -
Bollywood, Here I Come
[News] (True/Slant Network Activity)MUMBAI, India -- I get ready in my air-conditioned apartment in Mumbai. Eyeliner and shadow, two coats of mascara, foundation, blush, powder and just a little more eyeliner. I put on my grandmother’s pearl earrings and my fitted Banana Republic dress that falls far above my knees but fully covers my back and chest – sexy but conservative. This is India, after all. One more look in the mirror. Not bad. I have not acted since my middle school production of Alice in Wonderland, and I’ve nev ...
MUMBAI, India -- I get ready in my air-conditioned apartment in Mumbai. Eyeliner and shadow, two coats of mascara, foundation, blush, powder and just a little more eyeliner. I put on my grandmother’s pearl earrings and my fitted Banana Republic dress that falls far above my knees but fully covers my back and chest – sexy but conservative. This is India, after all. One more look in the mirror. Not bad. I have not acted since my middle school production of Alice in Wonderland, and I’ve never modeled. But life in Mumbai – especially for “fair-skin” foreigners – works differently. Soon after I arrived in India a talent scout spotted me at a coffee shop, took my photographs and said she’d call if her company thought they could use me. I did not hear from her for three months and tried to put it out of my mind. I’m more than just a pretty face anyway, I said to myself, who cares if they don’t want me. Then, out of nowhere, I get the call. She wants me to come for an audition for a commercial. Make sure to wear your red glasses, she tells me, they’re funky. You mean it wasn’t my high cheekbones and deep brown eyes? Oh, well. I do agree – the glasses are cute. I debate, for at least 30 seconds, going to the audition. I’m a journalist, a writer, a thinker, a “foreign correspondent.” Wouldn’t becoming a model cause people to take me less seriously? I ask my friends for their opinion. One, an established Indian journalist, tells me that in India modeling and acting is probably viewed as a step up from journalism. Another, an equally established photojournalist, tells me he too has modeled. Enough said. Sign me up for the audition. Who knows, maybe it’ll lead to more. I am living in the heart of Bollywood. I could come to India a reporter and leave a star. I also need the cash. Journalism, at least in the States, is not exactly a thriving business these days. Many of my friends from journalism school have already given up on the field and moved on to law or education. The ones who are sticking with it often supplement their reporting with other gigs. Some bar tend; I could sit and look pretty. I put on my heels, perfect my hair and set off for the audition. But as soon as I step outside, the hot and muggy air hits me in the face. Mumbai’s summer recently arrived, just in time to foil my plans for becoming Bollywood’s next big star. I try to fan myself with my Times of India (I wonder how many models carry around the day’s newspaper), but it’s no use. By the time I travel the 30 minutes by rickshaw, I am dripping in sweat, my hair is completely disheveled and my lovely Banana Republic sexy-but-conservative dress looks like I had crinkled it into a ball before putting it on. Real stars, I realize, have cars and drivers. I sneak into the building’s parking garage and try to salvage my appearance. I reapply my lipstick, put on three additional layers of powder and check myself in a motorbike’s side mirror. Well, not horrible. I could totally pass for a beauty queen – if it weren’t for the sweat stains on my dress. I head up to the audition room, giving myself a silent pep talk as I look for a glamorous studio filled with a sea of foreign women. I enter and find a small, dingy waiting room. No foreigners. No women. Just a handful of guys waiting around. I take a closer look at my new “colleagues.” These men are drop-dead gorgeous. Sharp jaw lines. Piercing eyes. Lush hair. These men do not need funky red glasses; they are fine just the way they are. The talent scout who had called me hands me a script to study. I pretend to focus on my new line of work as I check out the crowd. A couple young women – my competition – enter wearing tight jeans, even tighter tops and three-inch stiletto sandals. My competition looks ready to go dancing at a club. I’m ready for brunch with my grandmother. One tosses her thick long hair over her shoulder. I push up my glasses. The talent scout calls me in. She holds the video camera as I sit on a plastic chair opposite a man who reads the lines. My role is the angry wife. As he reads the lines, I am supposed to react by making facial expressions. There’s just one problem – most of the script is in Hindi. All I need to do, they say, is look angry, give one line at the end and then laugh. The camera starts rolling and my mind races back and forth. Sit up straight, don’t look in the camera, be angry, open mouth in disgust once but not twice, furrow eyebrows, listen for Hindi cue, give my line, pause, laugh out loud. I try – three times – but it’s too much. I was so good in that middle school play, I think to myself, what happened? The talent scout and her cohorts glance at each other. I can tell they are not impressed. I gather my belongings and make for the door. It appears Bollywood is not in my stars after all. A week later, I get another call. This time a producer needs to film a commercial for an American insurance company. The producer, who had left the United States because of the recession and moved back to India, needs Americans who can say a few lines. If he films it well, no one needs to know it was shot in India. The producer is in a rush, no time for making sure I can act. Perfect! He comes over the following day, with his assistant and two preteen daughters, sets up his lights, microphones and laptop, and turns my living room into a mini-studio. This time, the script is in English. I recite my lines with a big smile on my face and get paid on the spot. Take note: If anyone else needs to outsource acting jobs to Americans living in India, I’m available. Tom Friedman would be proud. Follow me on Twitter: @Hanna_India [1] [1] http://twitter.com/Hanna_India -
Intel turf wars
[Military] (BLACKFIVE)There is always a lot of jockeying for prominence in the intel world. Sadly it means that our overall ability to know what is actually going on anywhere sucks Hoover (the vacuum, not the cross-dressing, turf-protecting FBI guy). There have been some recent rumblings about who is doing what in Afghanistan and here are a couple of pieces looking at just that. At Breitbart's Big Journalism, author Brad Thor points out some whining in the supposed "private intel operation" run by an AF employee. To ...
There is always a lot of jockeying for prominence in the intel world. Sadly it means that our overall ability to know what is actually going on anywhere sucks Hoover (the vacuum, not the cross-dressing, turf-protecting FBI guy). There have been some recent rumblings about who is doing what in Afghanistan and here are a couple of pieces looking at just that.
At Breitbart's Big Journalism, author Brad Thor points out some whining in the supposed "private intel operation" run by an AF employee.
To that end, the latest axe-grinders granted access to the once venerable, now wrinkled Gray Lady’s anemic subscribership are Canadian Robert Young Pelton and anti-US military, ex-CNN News exec, Eason Jordan. In a piece yesterday entitled Contractors Tied to Effort to Track and Kill Militants, Messsrs. Pelton and Jordan vent their rage at losing a Department of Defense contract and take outrageous outrage to new heights by claiming that not only did they lose the contract, but that the people they suspect took over are doing an even better job:
The contractor, Robert Young Pelton, an author who writes extensively about war zones, said that the government hired him to gather information about Afghanistan and that [Michael D.] Furlong improperly used his work. “We were providing information so they could better understand the situation in Afghanistan, and it was being used to kill people,” Mr. Pelton said.
He said that he and Eason Jordan, a former television news executive, had been hired by the military to run a public Web site to help the government gain a better understanding of a region that bedeviled them. Recently, the top military intelligence official in Afghanistan publicly said that intelligence collection was skewed too heavily toward hunting terrorists, at the expense of gaining a deeper understanding of the country.
Instead, Mr. Pelton said, millions of dollars that were supposed to go to the Web site were redirected by Mr. Furlong toward intelligence gathering for the purpose of attacking militants.
Outrage!
Set aside for a moment your shock at learning that a liberal media hack (who was forced to resign from CNN over remarks that U.S. soldiers were killing journalists in Iraq) and Pelton, a non-U.S citizen whose reporting from Afghanistan has been publicly challenged by the Army, ended up losing a D.O.D. contract, and consider how incredibly unprofessional and inappropriate it is for the New York Times to give these guys a platform. It is also dangerous and could well result in blood ending up on the hands of Pelton, Jordan and the two Times stooges who willingly wrote the article for them.
From one of Tim Lynch's buddies over at Free Range International a look at the pecking order.
Editors Note: Chim Chim wanted to provide his perspective on the recent CIA versus contractor story which exploded in the main stream media last week. He knows of what he speaks:
I have been on both sides of the equation. I have sat in DoD meetings dealing with the Agency and Agency meetings dealing with DoD. The relationship has always been dysfunctional and in some cases downright hostile. One could chalk it up to a “language” issue but it really comes down to turf. Folks, “turf” in beltway speak means “Budget.” Budget means power and there in essence is the core of the problem. For the last 30 years, the Agency has resisted restructure or effective coordination because it has always felt that any concession would degrade their never ending battle for budget. Sure, you have the Intellicrats (I’ll take credit for this descriptive term). The Intellicrats job is to guard the “family jewels” or the sacred and God given mission of Intelligence.
They see anyone else who engages in this endeavor as second class citizens at best and unworthy of attention. That is unless they do a good job… Then, whomever this effective and of course offending entity is… must be dealt with. Normally, when the Agency sees a viable network it will attempt to hijack it utilizing their imperial right of way. Failing to do that, they will “suggest” a task force or panel… (read that mini-hijack). Failing in both these endeavors, they will outright attack the network or capability. The first two, I have no problem with. I have done it myself and if still in, I would have suggested it in this case. The attacking and undermining of an effective network which is providing definitive product to the DoD (read that, the USA) is unconscionable. But, unlike most Americans who have shown shock at this behavior I understand the real reasons… and it is turf and budget. Anyone who has ever worked in a task force with multiple players from the Intel community will tell
In case anyone wondered why we are generally clueless as to the truth on the ground anywhere, well...there you go.



